this isnt the creepy thread, douchbag.

So what's with the unwritten rule that it has to be some kind of sex toy

isn't it generally claimed that sexy time is over once you get married

I mean, I'm sure sins of the flesh are great and everything, but I'd want to get something with a little more substance from all my friends at a time like this.

If I had any. ;(

Pretty much every thread in here is creepy:x

You mean like a giant dildo?

Yes, pretty much every thread in here is creepy like a giant dildo. ;)

omg u gaiz I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!! :eek

you are correct, Sir....:\

I did the total cop out thing and loaded up on bath products at the Dollar Tree and made a basket for her.

Sorry Cosmo, I'm just an American. I went to England once though. And I've never considered you creepy.

Oh, good. For a second I thought my ex-gf was posting here. What a relief! :lol

I was going to suggest loading up on bath products from the doller tree and making her a basket but I see I am too late.