7F i like your avatar and title ;<

I like sevens avitar too..

Noob where is myn?

good question from some fucktwad that has been waiting all these years for his dick to grow

no avatar yet

not yet dude

sometimes my dick grows when I'm around sexy ladiez

blood rushes to it & penises are like sponges and it makes them rock hard bro

damn, i knew there was something going on down there. Is there any way I can stop the blood rush or possibly increase it?

When that happened to me I would start having trouble to breath and get headaches. Apparently it was something to do with my lazy blood and that i could of died :x

razorblades, bro! lots of them!

Serious PENIS problems :(

I just threw my last razor away :( I shaved both ways with it cause I gots a hot date tonight and I want to be all smoothe incase my blood starts to boil and I throw all my rational thought out the window and like, like just go into this hardcore make out session where all she can taste is MattJack, and I like, I grab her backside because I'm just all caught up in the moment and stuff, she isn't my co worker though :(. DAMN I JUST REALIZED THIS BLOOD RUSH THING MAY STRIKE AGAIN TONIGHT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO

good luck mattjack! just make sure this woman knows she has a choice to BE WOMAN OR TERRA! MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TERRA BECAUSE THEN A TREE TRUNK WILL GROW OUT OF HER VA GEE GEE AND SHE WILL BE LOST TO WANDER I-MOCK IN SEARCH OF FERTILIZER!

have fun!!

If her vag is a demonic tree from another realm in MK2, then I'll be Smoke and take saftey in or around it!

If any kind of plant grew out of any human being i would be pretty worried. Especially after watching that batman movie with Poisen Ivy ;o

what if it was a weed plant?

I'm sure if a weed plant came out of a woman i would already be high

Hey guys, my town is famous again.
Extreme Makeover came to help out this cripple family.

http://www.extremeok.com/mambo/index.php

My date went well fellas! No blood rushes! I went out with a russian girl and she was nice. I hope to hear from her tomorrow! In mother russia, you don't date girl, they date you!

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Uhhhh...guys? Guyyyys???



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gay rainbowsss ;D

go gay rainbow team :x

This avatar is sooooo the cool.

it's okay i mean it could have been cooler like i thought it was some sort of snowman and then i looked at it and i forgot it was a fish and i was like "man that would of been funny if he ad like the ice climbers"

good job with te word puns bro

thats what i would of said

but now you get nothing from me

NOTHING, FATHOM! NOTHING!

It's a fish, loser. Get your eyes checked. Jeez.


But you're right, it would look cooler with ice picks.

an ice pick being inserted into the skull of a screaming eskimo child

and a polar bear would be biting him

i think that was pretty much our christmas i-mockery logo wasn't it?

i thought i was being creative :melt

Plagiarism! ARREST THAT MAN.

plagarize my cock into ur mouth?

No, what're you gay or something?

Whoa, I just saw the bulletin at the bottom.

Happy Birthday, Sam.

how dare u call me gay :(

Minority.

Oh Fathom zero is there no subject too sacred for you to touch?

scandalize some niggas?

noob, zero is just jealouse that he's not in the homo rainbow team!

hey guys everybody should go post in my new loveline thread come on let's all be angry gay :<

moob you already there

I'm too cool to be queer.

Is that implying that gay people aren't cool?

FUCKING RACIST!

Fucking whore.

lol j/k

e-wow there's more gay people here than i previously thought!

Hey, Terra.

I was thinking of you when I responded to Lenny.

I thought, "Hey, I bet these two'd get along."

Zero, your mistaken, im not a whore.

More like a Slut!

ha :lol

looks like theres going to be some labias sewn shut today

So what's up yalls? I just ates me some mud bugs (crawfish), yall want some?

Big dicks, little dicks, all comin at chu!

don't you mean, cumin! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahaha

guys it's not unusual to have fun with anyone

Guestssss!

You are COWARDS!

WHY DIDN'T YOU BLUR OUT MY NAME OH GOD WHAT WILL I DO

Just be thankful Fathom got top billing.

I cook a lot of food with cumin

Why am I always on the forefront of awesome?

nice '3,333rd' post jerk.

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24385

But seriously, guys, you HAVE to check this out. It's goddamn scary/creeping me out.

prolly cause you're always bending over

For you, maybe.

meh, my crappy internet can't make it out to be anything than a bunch of light circles.

turn down the zoom on the cameras and change the focus. It's not your internet. Also, look to the preset locations. That should make things clearer.

Hey guys, I found a picture of Lenor's feet:



:lol

lol, some guy called DMX a melon farmer in Exit Wounds on TNT.

ZERO SMOKES THE CRACK!!!

AINT NO WAY.

Oh god those feet are vile.

CAUSE YOU BOUGHT THE FAKE KIND INSTEAD?

no one likes you

yeah that last comment was to zbf

ZELDA SMOKES CRACK with Zero.


and my feet are so much more prettier.

No they aren't.

man am i glad to be going back to school

i spilled an entire iced carmel latte on my bed last night, I need help :/

They are.

;)

im back :eek

hey liquid :)

how are you?

im purrty goood
im rly tired & my neck hurts like shit from sleeping on a floor the other night

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how're you? :O

im pretty good, im having a sandwich

why would you sleep on the floor?

cuz there were no beds to sleep on and i was too tall to sleep on the half-couch thinger ;<

and i had a lot of pressure on my body if you catch my drift all movin up and down and back and forth and making my body hurt it wasn't comfortable AT ALL but i mean w/e i guess i had fun this weekend :]

yeah and its my girlys birthday today but i can't afford to get her anything :x

hahahaha nice ;)

aw man, im sure she'll understand :)

hmmm yep

You slept with a fat chick?

any girl is fat compared to me ;<

she does, but i stilll feeel bad ;o
i need to find a job!!

Tried UPS? They have great health benefits (great as in free). Starting pay is like 8-9 an hour though.

that's not bad. everywhere around here is like 6.25 starting

i'm kinda limited to the places around my ssmall town[fast foods about all we got], because i've yet to get a working vehicle. :(

Good luck with that. :( Small towns suck

my sister just came home early from school, with a black eye :lol

elementary school pimps are the worst :( :lol

DANNY YOU JUST LOVE TO PISS ME OFF ON HERE DONCHA?

hahaha ;<

So I got to school and I got a detention before any lesson had even started oh man :(

hahaha you're in the uk do they whip you in detention? :x

No but our music teacher used to he is in jail now for being a pedophile no joke :<

he gave me 60 detentions but no sex in the butt i must be ugly or something :<

aw maybe he likes 'em fat idk :x