i always forget the army is one part, not the whole thing :x

lol :o

I'm joining THE ARMIES

ARMY STRONG! That's such a stupid phrase. It's like the Incredible Hulk joined the army.

ARMY STRONG! TANK BIG! GUN SHOOT! BOMB BOOM!

are you gonna come out if it being a jerk everytime someone makes fun of the army or america?

NO because I protect the freedom to be a jerkwad and make fun of the army and AMERICA : patriotic

I likes it.

what?

Defending the right to insult the fact you're defending rights.

Sounds 100 percent middle American.

YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE ROOTINIST TOOTINIST VARMINT IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Now you're messin with a :JudasPreist

I've learned all I know from watching wrestling.

Nazareth :rolleyes

Uffie :love

Robot nipples? ;x

kinda

The Pope's a bitch and declared that robolove's not a sin. So the Sky Doll's are really popular.

I would be very interested in watching Seth be forced to read such a book. :eek

:lol

That was Nazareth? :lol

HAIR OF THE DOG, SONOFABITCH

Don't double post, dude.

Either be patient and wait for someone else to reply, or edit your last entry.

:/

BAN ME

You're not cool enough for that joke, son. :eek

DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR

Way to edit your posts, punk. :lol

I FOUGHT THE LAW BUT THE LAW WON

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! :love

Iron Maiden - Running Free

That does kind of look like Uncle Jesse.

If your hair was a little different you'd look like the evil sensei from Karate Kid kinda.

Mick Hucknall, the lead singer of shit British band Simply Red says it is racism and we should all be ashamed for picking on ginger people. :eek

But then he is a total wanker. :rolleyes

Red heads are disappearing and the gene should be phased out soon. I think I still carry it, though.

Well, it's a recessive, so it can spring up again with careful selective breeding.

Red haired female, black haired male. 6 offspring- 1 blond, 4 redheads and 1 brunette. 14 grandchildren- 5 redheads, 5 blondes, 4 brunettes. 9 great-grandchildren- 2 redheads, 2 blondes, 5 brunettes.

Then again, none of us girls got with redheaded guys.

I have no idead who that is, I've only seen the first.

TADAO :love

strike first strike hard no mercy sir!

sup dood

i kinda sorta won the lottery, you?

how much didyou kinda sorta win? :eek

FREDDY? ARE YOU OUT THERE FREDDY? DANNY IS USING YOUR FACE AS AN AVATAR, BUT I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE ZELDASBIGGESTFAN, SO I DUNNO, AM I BEING A JERK? :eek

around 5,000 i had 5 out of 6 numbers I WAS THIS CLOSE TO FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE -> ||

HE ALSO WORKS TWO JOBS! :eek

LADIES, THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

HE MAY NOT BE PACKING IT IN HIS SHORTS LIKE HIS SKINTONE WOULD SUGGEST, BUT HE'S GOT THE CASH AND WE ALL KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU GOLDDIGGERS ARE AFTER.

zbf aged well like shit on a windowsill

Congrachilations.

thanks :)
whats new with you?

T-Dawg, that is a great 'tache. :hypno

:lol what the fuck

:lol

:lol :'(

idk bout you guys but id fuck her till her cunt falls out

I choked on the water I was drinking :lol

A little consideration please! He just gave birth! You're lucky he has his trousers on.

No big deal :rolleyes

Seven Force said the same thing about the version with your face though. :x

No big deal :rolleyes

Who wouldn't?

Have you guys ever been here?

http://www.smileygenerator.us/t/index.php

He mentioned eight forums, but said only one had jerk vets on it. He also didn't give their names. Whatever could be your insinuation, Kitsa? :eek

That you're all jerks!

O NOES PUB I WAS TRYING TO BE ALL SUBTLE AND SHIT AND YOU NABBED ME WITH YOUR AWESOME POWERS OF DEDUCTION.

No, Tadao! She said the vets were jerks. I'm not a vet or a jerk. :picklehat

I R SMARTS, I TOP OF CLASS AT SCHOOL, VERY SPECIAL SCHOOL. ;)

I didn't have any friends though. :tear

DAMN STUCKUP RETARD KIDS AND THEIR NOT LETTING ME PLAY THEIR RETARD GAMES. >:

Last night I was reaching up into a cabinet and a heavy crockery plate fell and the rim hit me smack dab between the eyes. I thought for sure I'd broken my nose.

Which would have been fantastic because that's pretty much the only way I could ever get a nosejob.

But no, just a bruise and one hell of a headache that has just entered its 18th hour.

I'll give you a nose job baby.

:hypno

Who is that >:

A Tribute to Alan Dill (Alan Dill is a Jerk)
By Hobo Renee

Alan Dill is a major jerk
I am going to burn his house down
Alan Dill really pissed me off
I am going to cut his hair really short
Alan Dill Alan Dill is a mothertrucker
Alan Dill Alan Dill I want to sucker punch you
Alan Dill Alan Dill Alan Dill
Alan Dill, the finance office is your best friend
Alan Dill Alan Dill everyone knows that you’re DJ Rez
Alan Dill, like the pickle
He is French
French people suck
French people suck
French people suck
Because they are related to Alan Dill
Alan Dill
Renee is going to steal yr fajita bowl but they didn’t give you one
Ha ha ha I find that funny
Alan Dill

:hypno

ITS FUCKING HOT HERE

More like "DAMMIT FATHOM STOP MAKING ME CRY! :wah"

Hickman mentions his brother that used to post on this site, at most, once a month.

You draw attention to the fact that you are a faggy loser everytime you post, you knock that off.

I think I'm confusing Zomboid with me. :x

Melody Club - Last Girl On My Mind


I mean

:hypno

I don't have an edit button though. :(

oh wait IG is hickmans brother :eek

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :rumour :eek

YEP, IG GOT MARRIED DRESSED AS A STORM TROOPER AND NOW LIVES WITH A CRAZY CULT. :spreadinrumors :eek

BREATHE THE PRESSURE COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

:hypno

:rumourconfirmed :eek

:hypno

Pub!! Have you longingly stared at any girls on the bus lately?

My bet's on Pub being asexual.

Wasn't that AChimp? :confused:

NOT BY CHOICE, CUTIE. ;)

Wasn't that everybody? Oh yeah, Zomboid only stares at MattJack that way.

If plane counts as bus and both me and the girl falling asleep during Die Hard 4 counts as staring at her longingly, then it's been at least six months. :eek

:lol

I remember this story :eek

So I played Brawl last night for the first time.

And therefore Wii for I think the fourth time.

And I didn't suck as much as I thought I would. :eek

Although I wish there was a jump button for the right hand. That was throwing me off a bit :(

Are you using the Wii-mote?

My mistake then, it might have indeed been chimp. I'm assuming you still blew your load though, because... that's the first and last time you'll ever "sleep" with a girl :lol :lol :lol :lol

GET IT? SLEPT WITH? :lol