I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT IT.

I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT ELX'S LIFE BEING LIKE THAT PARAMORE VIDEO.

http://www.amazon.com/Queen-Bees-Wan.../dp/1400047927

Sounds like my girlfriends friends. A bunch of fat ugly sluts who's form of compensation is acting like a bunch of assholes you'd see on "The Hills". God damn Kardashian's and guido's infecting the ill minds of uneducated Americans.

:lol

Today, I said to this one douchebag "Remember: You are my number one guy."

At school in my village all the girls of a certain age have to collect weeds from the fields, so there's not much time left over for forming cliques.

The boys form roving packs on the look out for poisonous toads, and you get a penny for each one that you kill.

Are you in the 19th century?

Dammit Sam, don't keep us hanging!:lol

:lol

Fuck you both >: it is a great pride to join in achieving and SURPASSING quotas in agriculture.

You could probably buy a handfull of candy after risking your young life killing poisonous creatures.

Zhukov lives on the island from The Wicker Man

poor little toads that's awful :(

They kill children and mothers and small goats

Australian poison toads hop on the faces of young babies, elx. After killing the infant they lay their eggs in the child's oesophagus. :(

Damn my slow typing. ;)

The mothers are unaware that their child has died for some time as the gestating toad larvae mimic a semblance of life until the adult toads burst from the tattered remains in a way that heavily inspired Ridley Scott.

Those poor kids.

THE BEES

Did you know cane toads were used as pregnancy tests?

NO NOT THE BEES

THEY'RE IN MY EEEYYEEESSSS!!!!

Hi guys.

HERRO

hey sam

HI

sgoin on

Welcome back, Emu. I missed you. Please let me suck your cock. :yum

Emu

I thought you were dead and out of my life forever :(

Did you bring ScruU2wice back with you? We can party down yo

EMU!!!!!!

So tonight, I've been accused of the most far fetched bullshit EVER in my entire life. :explode

Well, close. Slivers of potato soaked in sugar water, then sun dried. A days hunt can net you maybe a small bag full.

They're big and mean and kill all the wildlife.

Toads already have it bad what with level 3 and those damn speeder bikes.

someone just got FUCKED on the west coast, everything was shaking pretty heavily forabout a minute

My friend just called me to say that the news said it happened in somewhere Mexico, and that THE QUAKE WAS FELT AS FAAAAAAAR AS SAN DIEGO


BITCH, I'm in the LA area!

one of them is coming from her forehead :hypno

:love So pretty.

Fucking Hell >:


MINOR TREMOR MINOR TREMOR

MINOR TREMOR





OKAY HERE, HAVE ANOTHER MINOR TREMOR

hahaha SUCK QUAKE SOCAL BITCHES

I read that as a "quake social".

SUCK QUAKE SOCIAL BITCHES

CALIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO SePARATE TWENTYTWeLve

PREPARE TO HAVE OCEAN ON ALL SIDES SOCAL

FUCK YOU ILLWISHER

TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONLY MESSICANS AND TADAO

11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: I GOTTA REMODEL
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: THE ROOM
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: YEAH
11:31 PM - Pink Gabriel: FOR GAY SEX
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: WITH YOU
11:31 PM - Samtino Marella: TINY BOY

BEFORE THE EARTHQUAKES LOOSENS MY STATE FROM THE UNION

:lol

dont worry LA and socal are pretty immune from quakes since the tallest buildings are around 2 storeys tall, no wonder you drive for ever to get to grammas across the freeway. San Fran is a worry tho ~_~

I think I still owe Schimid an N64. Where he is.

Didn't someone need a playstation.

OH! BTC.

A-WITH-UH TEETH-UH

EMU OWES ME A BOF3 >:

i didn't have any guest spots open in california, we had too many people on our lists there anyhow. and yes i did put willie on the list and saw no willie :(
maybe next time.
:D
was in chicago last night, chicago was awesome. spent all night hanging out at some bar called the exit which was killer!

'sup Dixie.

I think I might have blacked out on sleep aids yesterday.

Whoops.

i knew you had aids.

took it up the butt in one too many truckstops I guess

We might still have one :o

I NEED A BOF4 NOW :(

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/lbg/1678044565.html

Quality employment opportunities

Hey who wants to hear Jamesman talk about Tony Hawk's Pro Skater as he plays it?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9u...t-1_videogames

HE HAS TRULY MOVED ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS

Haha he looks like fat superman

I remember his room looked like a girl's room.

:( YOU NEED A BREATH OF FIRE V TOO.

MY PLAN OF RAPING EVERYONE ON AN ISLAND IS COMING TO FRUITION

so glowbelly and me are gonna try to meet up for lunch or something when i get to cleveland. at least glowbelly loves me.
by the way i hope most of you are doing really well, i hope the rest of you die choking on asian ladyboy penis.

grab her tit for me please

Oh! Tell her hello for me. I miss her!!

And FTR I almost died choking on asian ladyboy penis. :(

this is my new favorite achewood strip

Terra your offspring is a cutie patootie!

That's not a bad way to go. I'd rather it be a natural blond though.

is she 15 yet?

Thank you, GW. She's a good girl. :)

I think I'm going to that show by the way.

9 toe tour right?

TERRA WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GO OUT ON OUR PEE DATE?

So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.

As a bonus, I stopped by a little souvenir stand in WV and the next day they had the biggest mining disaster in 25 years there. :/

Damn Kitsa, it's clearly your fault. :p

I know :(

Mining is a shitty job, half of my ancestors died of black lung (the other half probably died of syphilis).

Going upstate today to purchase a beer homebrewing kit!

Apart form the threat of horrendous death and extremely hard physical labour, I think mining would be fun.

My dad might be getting a job with a mining company. It's a job for suits but it'd entail him going down into the mines so he could still be cool and get black lung.

Tell him to make sure it's for coal mines. Other shit mines like gold or tin or something just wont cut it for debilitating illness.

If only things were still the way they where when my family was still working in the mines, like coal companies hiring goons with machine guns and crop-duster bombers to crush unions.

Zhukov, how come JOAT isn't as dangerous as you? :(

I've heard about some pretty dangerous silver mines in...Bolivia or something. They employ kids who pick up dynamite and cocaine on the way to work and smoke like 8 packs a day for nerves or something ridiculous like that.

If the weather is nice, I'll do coke and smoke cigs while gathering nitrous sweating dynamite.

if elected class president i will ensure that you don't have to pay so devil-darn much for cellphones every month

Here Tadao:



Merry Christmas.

http://sites.google.com/site/ericdav...game-left4dead

Wait, so OJB is behind the L4D demake? I DID NOT KNOW THAT. :O

I'll bet that to do this, you'll raise my taxes. >:

THIS IS THE WORST PORN CLIP I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. >:

WHERE'S ALL THE BEAVER AND THE RIMMING AT? >:

IF I'M ELECTED CLASS PRESIDENT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE IS PLENTY OF REAL HOT BEAVER FOR EVERYONE.

I was elected school leader in 1996 on promises to crack down on political dissidents.

I picked up my homebrewing kit yesterday and have decided that my first project will be to brew up a batch of spiced mead. I also picked up some flip-top bottles and am working on a label. I think I'm going to call this batch "Posey's Vile Swill."

I always just washed out old milk cartons and filled them up with my home brew. Labels are for suckers and people willing to part with their liquid baby. :tear

Normally I'd do that, but I loooovveee designing packages and labels.

Oh well if you just enjoy making labels then...