I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

I prefer Carey, but I dislike his new foppish haircut. >:

Tadao

May 12th, 2009 03:50 PM

Bob was a less obvious dick. Just watch the guy, he is totally laughing at everyne and fucking hot bitches. Drew will never be that pimp. He tries too hard.

Pub Lover

May 12th, 2009 03:55 PM

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 628258)

So last night I was out with my buddies Sensei and he has welcomed me to train in Silat. I might take him up on it once I have insurance.

Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

Pub Lover

May 12th, 2009 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628266)

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.

I do like dicks though. >:

Kitsa

May 12th, 2009 04:18 PM

Medicare doesn't do shit for you in Canada or Mexico; the same is true of much US insurance.

I mention this because I took a notch out of my shinbone once in Niagara Falls and I had to wait till I got home for treatment.

Tadao

May 12th, 2009 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628266)

I hate fat people marginally less than old people.

Does American insurance count in Tijuana? Can you even get insurance coverage for professional whorebagging?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! But yeah, I guess part of training would be "How to disarm a TJ whore with a knife".

Pub Lover

May 12th, 2009 04:19 PM

Uh Oh! H1N1 has spread to Finland! :eek

RannyK, your Tyttobakteari might count as a preexisting condition that leaves you vulnarable to this mildly deadly illness! :eek

Also, your Diabetes. If that sort of thing was real. :eek

Tadao

May 12th, 2009 04:48 PM

Mr. Woogums looks like Hitlers dream cat.

MetalMilitia

May 12th, 2009 04:54 PM

Hitler had a dog called Blondie. Not sure if it was named after the popular late 70s singer-songwriter or what. :/

Tadao

May 12th, 2009 05:02 PM

10,000 Volt Ghost

May 12th, 2009 05:17 PM

Whenever there's a Page Brak at the top and I scroll down too quickly it looks like Brak has a 4 foot mouth.

Tadao

May 12th, 2009 05:41 PM

Well a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
I said a couple shots of whiskey women `round here start looking good,
A couple more shots of whiskey, I'm going down to Minglewood.

Womti

May 12th, 2009 08:10 PM

it's the end of your mom as we know it

Tadao

May 13th, 2009 03:21 PM

I stepped onto the scale today and I had to look past my belly to see what I weighed.

Kitsa

May 13th, 2009 04:34 PM

Our local ER has a chair-scale. You sit in it, the weight pops up on a screen behind your head and everyone in the room can see it but you. Bastards.

Zomboid

May 13th, 2009 04:44 PM

TADAO, YOU MUST HAVE DIABETES!