ok so i'm awake again dammit. it's not tomorrow yet.
:(

longest I slept was a day and a half when I took too much cinnamon sticks o.o

It may be time to break out the nyquil.

Something of a coma, wiffles?

I slept for a day and a half after being up for 5 days on meth, I mean cotton candy.

Oh man, you were a cottonhead?

Cotton candy and Big Red and chewy Sweet Tarts. :orgasm

Wait, what are the other two euphemisms for?

I could imagine Big Red...

you lost me a long time ago

Chewy Sweet Tarts = Ecstasy

oh.

You know what's really depressing? When kids I used to babysit, whose DIAPERS I used to change, find me on myspace and they're like college seniors now :tear

My old best friend has a 16 year old daughter now. ;)

You guys are old!

The other night my roommate was saying something about a musician, "he came out pretty recently. His first album is from 2002 and blah blah blah." After he finished, I said, "dude, 2002 isn't recent anymore. That was seven years ago." We both had a "fuuuuuck" moment and swiftly forgot about it because we were high.

I'm 32. I've been babysitting since 4th grade.

Those people are not college seniors! You'd be 12 when I was born, and I'm a sophomore.

I've been babysitting since I was 9 or 10. At least 2 of the kids I sat for are seniors. Several (because I was an au pair for some kids whose moms didn't trust them alone, and wanted someone around) are almost as old as I am...they were 10 or 11 when I was 13-14.

Dang, I wouldn't trust my kids with some jive ass nine year old.

I wasn't an ordinary nine year old.

Oh... Oh my...

she had powers

shit yeah I had powers

Just not the shit powers

no, not the shit powers. Mainly the boring responsibility powers that aren't interesting.

Hey guys! It's 9:21 on Friday morning! Are you all ready to entertain me for my day off work?

I am! Let's begin with the Interactive Attack Bat.