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Yggdrasill Aug 10th, 2007 04:21 PM

Girls, beauty tips
 
i'm thinking of becoming a tranny.

Emu Aug 10th, 2007 04:33 PM

shave your pits

Emu Aug 10th, 2007 04:33 PM

all of your pits

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 10th, 2007 05:38 PM

isn't Tranny one of the Spice Girls?

Perndog Aug 10th, 2007 09:49 PM

Someone find kahljorn.

ItalianStereotype Aug 11th, 2007 04:24 AM

lose the cock and balls. who needs 'em?

Yggdrasill Aug 11th, 2007 11:36 AM

I think my look would be Dr. Girlfriend meets Samantha Carter.

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perndog (Post 500139)
Someone find kahljorn.

Seriously. kahljorn's prettier than a lot of girls I know and he has a dick >:

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 03:14 PM

i dont remember seeing any pix of kalhjorn

Esuohlim Aug 11th, 2007 03:19 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...606#post215606

Rongi Aug 11th, 2007 03:26 PM

Wait, kalhjorn used to get his dick sucked for money?

That's fucking awesome

Guitar Woman Aug 11th, 2007 07:11 PM

Jesus christ :(

GADZOOKS Aug 12th, 2007 02:24 PM

POTENTIAL IRONIC COMEDY ALERT

Rongi Aug 12th, 2007 02:33 PM

i wanna get my dick sucked for money

by girls though i'm not a faggot

guys

come on it was a...joke

guuuyssss

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:13 PM

man i hate those pictures they are horrible looking... the girl who did my makeup made me look like an evil chipmonk.

MLE Aug 12th, 2007 10:22 PM

post some better ones!

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:25 PM

i dont have a camera ;o sorry

maybe someone else has a picture of me, though.

MLE Aug 12th, 2007 10:26 PM

i'm sure you have friends with camera phones.

kahljorn Aug 12th, 2007 10:55 PM

we'll see i guess ;o

MisSFiT Aug 13th, 2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill (Post 500087)
i'm thinking of becoming a tranny.

Dye your hair bright pink, grow it long, wear mini skirt and tight shirts, but DONT stuff a bra, shave your legs, but not your pits, and wear high heeled clogs.
You are gonna be so HOT!

kahljorn Aug 13th, 2007 05:01 PM

Quote:

Dye your hair bright pink, grow it long,
Half dark brown, half bright pink, with b ushy armpits. i think he's going to look like some kind of dr seus manfish.

or maybe a 70's rollerskating derby racing werewolf

MattJack Aug 14th, 2007 08:09 PM

i'm going to the gay club tonight yall.

My girlie loves that place, as do I, and I'll be sure to look over some queens to get some tips for you dood!

Yggdrasill Aug 14th, 2007 11:33 PM

Sweet thanks!

FartinMowler Aug 19th, 2007 08:42 PM

I havn't seen that pic of Kahl for a while...nice legs :\

Terra Aug 19th, 2007 10:49 PM

Kahl is the hottest bitch here.


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