THE YEAR OF TADAO
 

I decalre it

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF GEORGE >:

This year sucks.

just because you live with your dad and your dog bit someone doesn't mean this year sucks.

I've got it all planned out man, it's going to be amazing.

I didn't think it was the year of the bunny - perhaps the year of the panda? Or are you an official sign of the Chinese Zodiac?

It's the year of the Cock.

So as a result I am giving everyone immunity from this post on. After now I'm going to be an even bigger pecker.

I think I'll go smoke and booze free till Lent. Fuck Jesus in the butt.

Oh and I think we have given George may summers. :rolleyes

Maybe I should MSG Bluefx with my donk.

Can I keep this up and out post count the king?

I already a have a good ratio :lol

:(

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This is sad.

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Tadao how has the dwindling userbase and lack of many new comers affected your mocking skills? Do you ever worry about getting too rusty?

rusty like an organ

That's your affair.

A bum, that's what he is. A BUM

What

the

shit

This is the reality check the world needs. :(

And non Christmas avatars of course.

Fuck that.

you could stop at just ONE

I do believe Tadao's Chinese astrological symbol is the panda butt.

I was thinking about having a t shirt printed with the words

PANDA BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS

on the back and the front graphic being a cropped version of

That is beautiful. Truly beautiful Tad.

Hi Dix. Long time no time. :D

Gots to gets home to see that pic, T-dawg. :(

I got a lot of downtime after 8 am these days :-) I should be doing housework, but whatever . I figured someone needs to make sure Mr Tadao is behaving.

What is the definition of behaving?

Well I didn't exactly specify what kind of behavior..........but its pretty much what I expected. *golf clap*

What have you been doing cig?

Hahaha nice! I'm carving out a new existence as a newlywed soon. working quite a bit. fixing up a new house. and checking in on my beloved tadao now and then

You and me both sister :lol :sadclownface

Can I be the 5th best man on skype?

Oh yeah, I'm like sober now. no drinking and no drugs for what will be 3 years in September. Still working on quitting smoking. You are always the best man Tadao, always.

Well good for you! You cleaned up nicely. Did the VD go away? Oh wait, it never does :tear

You should know, yellow fever 4 life, bitches

If you hang out, I'll post a full pic tomorrow. It's been a while :lol

I'm kind of dirty with construction grime, I know you want that pic, but I'll clean up tomorrow and find the time to truly make this a memorable year.

Jk

:tear

Pub almost came.

I can't blame pub on that. Grimy working men are kind of hawt. I get a little worked up when Mr. Dixie comes home all sweaty from the machine shop.

I hope you get a metal sliver in your cunt.

Do steel butt plugs count?

Well we all know your butthole aint that tight, so no. Steel butt plugs are not the same as a metal sliver, you can hope though.

Its the effort that counts.

Alright, let us all get something clear. In this thread I am boss and I am going to rape you.

That being said, Dixie : Your retort is as lack luster as a asspie on a cloudy day. I know you a re easing back into this whole mock thing, but you are as slow as an AK kid in a cellar.

You know....I'm really not threatened by you, but for fun I can play along.
My current response is: You still look like a Mexican gardener peeping in windows to watch dogs fucking.

You tired whore. I think you've used that 5 times and Kahl 3. If I wanted to peep in a window it sure wouldn't the fuck be on an over weight "Indian".

Your homosexuality is only overshadowed by your love of gargling with tanuki piss.

I'm sure that it has some Jap meaning behind it. I live in the real world where ponies and jap cartoons have no meaning. But hey, you go ahead and try to rock that slayer shirt, I'm sure you will get the sad attention you need.

Yeah sure. the "real world". The same "real world" where you are interesting and funny? Sad little yellow man. panda butts are for pandas.

Please explain to the audience what you are referring to. Oh wait, you can't because you are to busy trying to be a rock whore.

Oh look at the little bunny trying to be all big and bad. its almost adorable. Don't you wish that one day someone will take you seriously? I know its hard to accept, but no one cares what you have to say. You're a broken, bitter, sad ghost of a man that needs forum flunkees to be punching bags for your own disappointments.

PS- when I told you your birthmark was cute, I lied.

Yet you posted here. Come on whore. Get evil.

Look cunt, your stank ass has no place here. This is a forum for people who actually have balls. I'm sure your pony threads find you harsh, but you've been away too long. You need to get strong.

I do have to admit that I need to get better. my security job forcing me to be polite to people that I want to punch in the face has indeed handicapped my replies.

Do you still masturbate listening to Backstreet boys and using your own tears as lube?

Wait, you admit weakness and then attack? Where the fuck have you been hooker? Your pimp has you on a tight leash.

This is a very elaborate way for you to tell me how much you've missed the taste of my cock, isn't it?

Well, no. It's a very straight forward way of telling you that I am your superior.

Its your thread boss!
But I know you miss my cock anyways. my beautiful veiny pink cock. admit it, you're salivating right now.

As to where I've been? I've been hiding in your closet watching you model lacy garters in the mirror. *the blue is my favorite*

Look hooker, if I wanted your services, I would have paid for it.

You can pretend like you don't want me to dress like a panda and take a dump on your chest all you want, but we all know better.

Well, I know I would like to see you dressed as a panda and then slaughtered by Chinese farmers. We can go from there.

Only if you can be a bunny dressed as a wizard.

Is that some kind of internet gayness like WTF BBQ?

No, that would just be my dying wish.
And then you'd have to suck my dead panda dick.

I think you both look like retards.

since when was i a quote indian

I don't know. I was drunk :lol

Don't judge our love.

This is America, if there's one thing we're gonna pass judgement on it's your retard love.

PEOPLE YOU NEED TO MOVE ON

THERE IS SOMETHING LEFT TO SEE HERE

It's as if you idiots have given up on life. What is wrong with you people. Is there no music to listen to? Is the no video that moved you? Do you not have a pet you love? Is the news not worthy of comment?

Also Mock Wars Twenty Tadao

Also ;P

I call upon Pele to bless us with MLE and her blue Hawaiian hair.

Instead you got a Babs. Sup boo face?

I would slap my dick so hard on your face that California would break off from the mainland and sink into the Pacific.

I realized today while listening to ZZ Top in the 80 degree winter heat of Cali that I actually have accumulated enough blues to start writing music again.

Ain't that a bitch. :(

You need more pandas.

I need more something

hey guys im back

everythings gonna be ok

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

Good times come and good times go.

THAT'S YOU AND I!

And here I was, hoping the pony talk got more heated ;<

Ponies? We don't need no stinkin' ponies!

you are not a federales, bandito

Watched Hitchhikers Guide last night and remembered I'm 42 :eek

Was the movie any good? I never got around to seeing it.

No where near as good as it should have been. In truth, I don't like it very much.

:(

At least you're 42. That's like two 21's. You can have a 21'th drink party twice in a day :eek

I need a Sith title.

Darth Ool