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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765086)
The dog is gonna be put down and his father is looking for this fuel to further his openly volatile hatred for the kid who wont leave home. lol

Actually. I might watch that movie, Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765087)
I bet you'll listen to lodger 5 times and never remember a thing about it. It must be a mind control thing.

Maybe it is the one that tricks people into liking Eno. :hypno

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrub
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765230)
peepee cockapoopoo


Oh for fuck's sake...

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765088)
did they provoke the attack?

It was pre-emptive. They knew the neighbour was hoarding WMD.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765089)
burn after reading is actually really funny but i still feel bad for brad pitt

i dolike how the movie ends though. "just crazy"

the fucking machine was totally censored though. the dildo was censored so it basically just looked like a moving chair

Didn't someone make a gif of Kitsa shooting Pitt in the face? Good times.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765092)
From what we were told they didn't. She went to go throw a box or something away and noticed them barking but wasn't paying attention to them. Then one of them nipped her heel. Or something like that.

And by 'box' she means 'Kurds' and 'throw' she means 'gas'.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765096)
just tell them the dog was just trying to herd her

Telling the woman she looks like livestock will totally win her over.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765096)
if u live on top of a mountain though why isnt your dad worried about them being eaten by coyotes/wolves/bears/etceteras

The dad hates the dogs almost as much as he hates Nick.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765097)
so im trying to fill out my fafsa and it wont let me continue the application until i enter which highschool i graduated from
but i never graduated from highschool

it asks the same question if i say that i got a GED.
lol.

Lie?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765099)
When I took the GED I had to do it at a school. It was an adult school called West Valley Occupational Center.

So I guess even with a GED, there is a school that is supposed to have records.

Yeah, I thought that would be the case. I still think lying is the best plan though.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765100)
We have cattle in a pasture out back, so the most we've had in this area are coyotes from time to time. They never come close to where people live though, because they're smart little bastards. They usually keep to the outskirts of the woods.

Put down food for them. Once your neighbour has a coyote infestation she'll forget all about your shitfuck dogs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765102)
Fortunately the humans who live there are complete idiots and deserve to have everything they worked for stolen from them over one easily avoidable issue.

:love

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick (Post 765104)
Mhm.

>:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765112)
i live in the middle ofa suburb and occasionally in the middle of the night you see coyotes running by with small cats and dogs in their mouths

Gotta love those coyotes.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 765148)
ya it really makes ya wonder what this world is coming to

What is the world fucking coming to, Steve?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765161)
Good work!

Now to post over 1000 times in a row. :eek

Slow going. D:

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765162)
To who, Babs?

TO WHO?

You have no fucking idea, Babs.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765163)
Most certainly. :rock

Real imaginative, fuckhead.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765164)
I had to look that up.

I didn't really look it up.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765165)
Did you drink the gnarly wine and people?

Gnarly People.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765166)
Does Whiskey Medicine ever work? :eek

Gin Medicine is working for me right now. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765167)
Happy fuck you, Dimmy. :)

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Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765168)
Clearly not so much as to ever talk to her. :eek

Or anyone. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765169)
You criminal, you.

What animal is your prison tattoo going to be?

I mean as well as your cheek spider tattoo.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2013 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 765170)
That is some serious sounding flu. :eek

It is like business flu. No time for party flu.


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