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Protoclown Mar 7th, 2007 12:40 PM

RIP Captain America
 
Fuck Marvel for killing off their oldest character. And fuck Iron Man. That guy's a dick.

Mockery Mar 7th, 2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown (Post 478482)
Fuck Marvel for killing off their oldest character. And fuck Iron Man. That guy's a dick.

Funny, I always had it the other way around. ;)


El Blanco Mar 7th, 2007 02:56 PM

Its not like he even died valiantly or something. Tagged by a sniper while leaving the courthouse?

This death is going to be as shitty as Superman's.

JohhnyDamage Mar 7th, 2007 05:09 PM

"Well Joe, here's my idea.."


Yeah, I really hope Marvel knows what they are doing after this. Please God don't let them be at the point they are 'winging it'.

Blue Fox Mar 7th, 2007 07:31 PM

how did Superman die again...

mew barios Mar 7th, 2007 09:27 PM

superman had a climactic battles with doomsday an they killeds eachother. its been so long ago though, mebbeh someone remembers more details

Idi Amin Mar 8th, 2007 12:36 AM


El Blanco Mar 8th, 2007 09:54 AM

DC invented a villain of super duper strength. And he wasn't brilliant or cunning, or even not retarded. He just walked in a straight line destroying shit. Superman just stands toe-to-toe with him and they beat each other to death.

So, instead of outwitting the big lug, or even trying an alternative appraoch before dealing with it, the writers decided to have Superman fistfight it head one and destroy half of Metropolis (which he was supposed to be saving).

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2007 10:04 AM

SPOILERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS (but not really)























































He's not actually dead.


































end of spoilers :D

edit: Last issue of the spider-man civil war tie-in that I read had aunt may shot too. What happened with that?

Protoclown Mar 8th, 2007 10:50 AM

Zomboid, the issue of Amazing that's going to follow up on Aunt May getting shot hasn't come out yet. I think it comes out next week.

And while it wouldn't surprise me if Marvel backed out and didn't really kill Captain America, all the news coverage and shit makes me think this is for real. Seems to me that they're going to put Bucky in the Captain America costume next, but I could be wrong. Then again, Brubaker didn't even have the nerve to really kill Foggy Nelson, so I'm kinda surprised that he actually killed off Cap, so that gives credence to your theory that he's not dead.

AChimp Mar 8th, 2007 11:46 AM

I'm sorry for your loss, Proto. :tear

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2007 12:14 PM

Well, it'll suck if they really do keep him dead. I hate the fact that the douchebag iron man is still going around but cap is gone :(

El Blanco Mar 8th, 2007 12:57 PM

I think Punisher will do a stint. at first, I didn't think that because he is supposed to be getting his own mainline book again, but I haven't seen or heard about that in a while (granted, I don't follow the industry that closely). I can see him trying for a while. then, after a year or two, Steve Rogers

Although, I put odds on favorite as Winter Soldier.

JohhnyDamage Mar 8th, 2007 04:27 PM

Please Jesus, don't bring back US Agent. For the love of holy God.

Protoclown Mar 8th, 2007 04:34 PM

Actually, Johnny, I THINK I saw him in some of the promotional artwork for the new Omega Flight book...

Zomboid Mar 8th, 2007 05:40 PM

Yeah, they had him as part of yet another civil war tie-in along with venom and a couple others too. They sent him off to Omega Flight and he's there with Beta Ray Bill :O

Spectre X Mar 8th, 2007 06:38 PM

Cap died saving a guy's life.

And god damnit, this sucks.

Also, Cap is totally dead. Ms. Marvel is full of lies and spiders.

Dr. Boogie Mar 8th, 2007 09:33 PM

Captain America is dead, and there's no way that he's coming back to life/isn't dead. I mean, this is Marvel we're talking about. All their storylines are well thought out and grounded firmly in reality. It's not as if they would just present some insanely idiotic reason for Cap's return, like that the Captain who died was really a robot double of the Cap, or that Captain America was teleported into a child's ball in order to save him from his own death, or that the real Captain America nearly died, but was saved by the "Destiny Force".

I mean, this is a comic book. The authors can't just go around making up whatever they please and asking their audience to suspend their disblief.

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 9th, 2007 12:13 AM

lol. I seen enough ressurections lately from several X-Men comics to tell his death won't last very long. I'll pick up a copy anyway. Also I think it would be kind of cool to see Frank Castle to take up the role as a new Captain America (and try not to kill people).

Girl Drink Drunk Mar 9th, 2007 12:45 AM

lol. I seen enough ressurections lately from several X-Men comics to tell his death won't last very long. I'll pick up a copy anyway. Also I think it would be kind of cool to see Frank Castle to take up the role as a new Captain America (and try not to kill people).

Zomboid Mar 9th, 2007 03:07 AM

Frank Castle sucks.

JohhnyDamage Mar 9th, 2007 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 479075)
Frank Castle sucks.

Yes. Yes he does.

Also think of the long shot odds that the government would say "Yes Mr. Punisher, you can wear the Captain America uniform." Since it's still property of the US Government. (Like when Captain America was stripped of the title and it was given to US Agent.)

Omega Flight can have US Agent. I don't know why I hate him so much. Maybe it was the whole Cap America thing way back when.

Proto, anyone you want to see come back to the Marvel U? I'm hoping for Thor come back this summer and fight the Hulk. Got to love the classic match-ups.

El Blanco Mar 9th, 2007 04:48 PM

Thor's return will probably be the climax of World War Hulk. Probably a new human will pick the hammer and defeating the Hulk will probably be his baptism by fire.

Protoclown Mar 9th, 2007 05:49 PM

Yeah, the return of Thor is really the only one I can think of right now that I'm looking forward to. Hopefully they won't lame it up like his "return" in Civil War.

JohhnyDamage Mar 9th, 2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by El Blanco (Post 479207)
Thor's return will probably be the climax of World War Hulk. Probably a new human will pick the hammer and defeating the Hulk will probably be his baptism by fire.

Jesus Blanco, you excited me. I'll pray to a God that happens.


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