Armed and Famous
 

Who else is gonna be watching the premiere of this tomorrow night? If you haven't heard, it's a bunch of has-been celebs (Jack Osbourne, La Toya Jackson, Trish Stratus, Erik Estrada... and WeeMan) who train to be and become actual sworn in police officers in Muncie, Indiana. I'm all about the Ponch finally getting to cap someone for real. Apparently he's taking his police duties rather seriously: http://www.pal-item.com/apps/pbcs.dl...EWS01/70105008

Jack Osbourne seems to be doing everything nowadays to boost his career.

Amazing what tons of money can do for a fugly no talent son of a mumbling rockstar can do.

you forgot fat

The 75-year old crack dealer was... amusing.

Ponch farted :) it was done very well and will continue to watch. I felt as though some of the arrests were staged...I wonder how much money that police force is being given to do this?

As a Hoosier, let me say that I fucking hate Muncie. I don't know if that should make me want to watch this or not.

Yes, yes she was. Don't forget "toothless" in your description. Did you get the feeling that all the perps that the stars arrested on the show last night were "regulars"? Like, the police knew where they were, knew they were an easy target because they were all non-violent addicts, so they just rounded them up to make use of their celebricops?

>: - I want Ponch to patrol on a motorcycle damnit!

abortretryfail, I am calling you out. After looking at your post history, I have come to the conclusion that you are a viral marketer.

I've gotta agree.

>: - It's fuckin' cancelled!

It's been picked up by VH1. All is well with the cosmos.