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Mike Tobacco Jun 12th, 2013 11:31 PM

Hope the whole Stanley Cup Finals is like game one has been. 6 minutes and some change on the clock left in OT and neither team is giving an inch.

Triple OT! This should be a good series.

Kitsa Jun 13th, 2013 09:07 AM

Hooooly shit. What did that end up being, like the 5th longest game in Finals history? They kept saying, "This is the tenth longest game. This is now the ninth longest game. Seventh-longest game, now."

We were fully expecting it to go six OTs or so.

On Paul Bissonnette's twitter, he was making merciless fun of a woman saying she couldn't wait to see Kane in shootout, calling her #puckslut and such.

Colonel Flagg Jun 14th, 2013 01:52 PM

I thought they were "puckbunnies"?

Colonel Flagg Jun 14th, 2013 01:53 PM

Congrats Kit, btw - I think you win our "little" pool by default.

So what's the prize? :p

Tadao Jun 14th, 2013 03:14 PM

I have to cheer for Boston just to stay in 2nd place. :(

Kitsa Jun 15th, 2013 10:42 PM

Bobrovsky won the Vezina.

Guy looks like a 12 year old and has a hot wife. He's riding pretty high right now.

I'll say it again, those seven saves in a matter of seconds at the season closer were fucking amazing. He totally deserved it.

I guess the losers have to eat penis cake.

Kitsa Jun 16th, 2013 10:34 AM

When they were tied at the end of regulation last night I was like OH SON OF A BITCH because I was tired and did not want to wait through 3 more OT's.

The term used to be "puckbunny", the type of girl who prattles on about which players are "hot" and tries to sleep with them, knowing little to nothing about actual hockey, sort of like a groupie if the groupie couldn't even name one of the band's songs. I've actually seen a few female ice crews referred to as "Puckbunnies", so I think the term is on its way out. But last night, one of the tendy accts on twitter:

"It's ok guys, Chicago still gets a point for OT loss" #tweetlikeapuckslut

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2013 01:20 AM

:lol

AChimp Jun 18th, 2013 08:27 AM

I declare this whole playoffs null and void due to the lack of Canadian teams in the finals. Again. >:

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2013 10:00 PM

As the only female in our bracket league, I assume my win (and not wanting to fuck any players) keeps me above puckslut suspicion.

Geggy Jun 19th, 2013 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 767575)
I declare this whole playoffs null and void due to the lack of Canadian teams in the finals. Again. >:

what if i told you 3/4 of the bruins' roster are canadians, would that change your mind?

AChimp Jun 20th, 2013 08:08 AM

Maybe. :(

Kitsa Jun 24th, 2013 06:46 PM

I hope a) Chicago wins it tonight and b) none of that multiple-OT shit gets pulled.

Kitsa Jun 25th, 2013 12:00 AM

yay on both counts

now please get rid of the patchy playoff beard, Kane, it's creepy as fuck.

Also, did anyone else hear Shaw's unbleeped "FUCKIN' A!" :lol He deserved it after the puck to the face that didn't stop bleeding

AChimp Jun 25th, 2013 12:20 AM


Kitsa Jun 25th, 2013 12:26 AM

basically, yeah

Kitsa Jun 25th, 2013 01:17 AM

http://deadspin.com/andrew-shaw-is-f...ckin-567732775

Tadao Jun 25th, 2013 12:03 PM

Ouch, did that take him out of the game?

Kitsa Jun 25th, 2013 07:39 PM

Only for a shift. He came back in with stitches, but it randomly started gushing.

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2013 09:36 PM

man, fuck this

Tadao Jul 7th, 2013 02:02 PM

since I act like I know whats going on, people talk to me about trades and I have no idea who these people are and why it's important. I nod my head in agreement and they are just happy that they have been reassured.

:lol

Kitsa Jul 8th, 2013 12:41 AM

I can basically only post here now. If I post anywhere else in the forum, people start seeping out their vaginas about how dead it is and no one good posts.

Tadao Jul 8th, 2013 11:15 AM

I love it when they come back after a year of no posting, complain that no one is posting, then go away to never post again.

Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2013 08:15 PM

Yes, the hockey forum is for all the cool people. :x

Colonel Flagg Jul 8th, 2013 08:15 PM

You're about to lose that chess game, Mr. T.


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