Loveable Military Nicknames
 

So, after telling people how to correctly say my last name, they have decided to start calling me Joe Dirt. I feel so loved.

At boot camp it was Wyatt Erp, which rhymes with my last name, and now I'm Joe Dirt, with the dirt part taken from the 'dert' part of my last name. I feel like I have just been downgraded.

It beats "twerp". :/

Beetle Bailey

goose

adolf shitler

Ulysses S. Gramps

Bulls Eye

private snowball

Private Pyle

Shooter

Aks

So gay.

Lead Holder

honey

Dr. Feelgood

Pussyfoot

and for the Doug fans, Tendertoe

Jar Jar :O

"pat" from saturday night live get it!