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Angryhydralisk May 18th, 2008 01:31 AM

HORSE RACING.
 
Anyone keep up with it here? Big Brown got the Preakness earlier, and Belmont seems very hopeful.

I'm just posting this because I work at Churchill Downs and it's like a real-life USA Network. Especially on the bricks where I saw what appeared to be a crippled pocahontas.

WhiteRat May 18th, 2008 10:20 AM

Sports thread?

MLE May 18th, 2008 01:08 PM

I think that Big Brown can easily take the last one, because it looks like they've trained him to run steadily for a long distance, then sprint at the end. I don't know how He'll take the belmont, since it's (i think) about half a mile longer.

Colonel Flagg May 18th, 2008 08:42 PM

Yeah, the Belmont is one of the longest stakes races. I think it's considered the toughest race to win of the triple crown.

The most impressive horse race I've ever seen "live" (on TV during WWofS) was Secretariat's Belmont Stakes victory. What was amazing was that he ran it in (I think) the second fastest time ever, and he did it without any other horse within 25 lengths of him.

Pentegarn May 19th, 2008 06:19 AM

It hs been years since a horse won the triple crown. I would like to see it happen again.

WhiteRat May 19th, 2008 08:25 AM

I say it's not going to happen because every year they hype up a horse only to have it choke.

Angryhydralisk May 19th, 2008 02:54 PM

I didn't know they had a sports thread on this board. Something else, really.

Pentegarn May 20th, 2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 556538)
I say it's not going to happen because every year they hype up a horse only to have it choke.

The buzz I am hearing is that the field this year is so weak that it would be ammost impossible for Big Brown not to win the Triple Crown.

Not that I am hearing a ton of buzz, I am getting 100% of my horse racing info from Jim Rome.

pac-man May 26th, 2008 10:10 PM

Big Brown cracked his hoof. Word is the surgery to fix it worked, but if the horse isn't 100% then he ain't winning shit.

Pentegarn May 27th, 2008 06:29 AM

Something always seems to go wrong when a horse gets that close :(

Colonel Flagg May 28th, 2008 11:11 PM

Now they're saying it may not be too bad, and he should be good to go. Even though a similar (more severe) injury kept him from racing for 45 days last year.

I'd hate for his handlers to push him, only to have him come up injured during crunch time.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 02:47 AM

In the wake of the Eight Belles shit, Big Brown going down would drive a fucking nail into horse racing's already half-shut casket. Even though it would suck for horse racing, there is a silver lining: PETA members would cry.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iP4hAvR2M80

executioneer May 29th, 2008 09:33 PM

lol @ the name "big brown"

Angryhydralisk Jun 3rd, 2008 11:43 AM

Welp, Belmont's this week...



WE'RE GONNA BET! AN' WE'RE GONNA WIN!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I love Happy Hour at Churchill.

GADZOOKS Jun 3rd, 2008 02:13 PM

They all look the same to me.

Geggy Jun 3rd, 2008 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 558175)
lol @ the name "big brown"

ever heard of a race horse named "hoof hearted"?

pac-man Jun 3rd, 2008 03:21 PM

As an answer to both questions, I did.

Some sports follies show or America's Funniest Home Videos-esque program showed a clip of him. It's on YouTube, of course.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM

Angryhydralisk Jun 8th, 2008 01:02 AM

Belmont was probably the most amusing day I've had in churchill in a while. The insane revenue. Casino Drive scratched. Churchill's races are laughable. Calder is still dusputing. Big Brown lost.

Yeah, you read that right. The so-called "hotshot to win the Triple Crown" failed miserably. NO BIG BROWN!

Pentegarn Jun 8th, 2008 01:10 AM

The winner was a (last I saw anyway) 42-1 shot

pac-man Jun 8th, 2008 04:47 AM

38-1, and anybody who put money on that sum-bitch got fucking paid.

pac-man Jun 8th, 2008 06:56 AM

What should the headline be this morning? I'm hoping for one of the following:

Big Brown dumps
Big Brown flushed
Big Brown stinker
Competition squeezes out Big Brown
Horse's name takes new meaning after shitty performance
(probably not gonna be that one)

Colonel Flagg Jun 8th, 2008 08:27 PM

How about "Big Brown Goes Down"?

Angryhydralisk Jun 20th, 2008 11:22 AM

PETA came to Churchill the other day. They had like, five picketers with the statement....

"EIGHT BELLES WAS RACED TO DEATH"

Looks like somebody's a little lazy about their protests. :lol


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