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MetalMilitia Mar 17th, 2006 01:33 PM

I live like 20 minuites away from, Bath (well, when i'm not at uni). Sometimes go out there for drinks and merrymaking. :eek

Its a nice city.

Moobs Mar 17th, 2006 01:41 PM

Yeah, lots of stuff to do, but there are a surprising amount of goths. So goth they have fishnet umbrellas :o

I do really miss some american tv though :/

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2006 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
no you have to say something cute with a :) to let me know im not bothering you

Who do I look like, Terra? :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Mar 17th, 2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Yeah, lots of stuff to do, but there are a surprising amount of goths. So goth they have fishnet umbrellas :o

I do really miss some american tv though :/

I know what you mean, there does seem to be a big alternative scene in Bath. Pubs like the Hobgoblin and full of 'em.

But anything is better than chavs right.

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2006 03:27 PM

England :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2006 03:28 PM

So what do you think of my new avatar, pretty insensitive isn't it

Moobs Mar 17th, 2006 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
England :rolleyes

The Full English Breakfasts are nice! >:

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2006 07:00 PM

I can't recognize any of my posts with my new avatar :(

xbxDaniel Mar 17th, 2006 07:01 PM

Yeah, can't you just change it back to something that matches your persona here on the board? I won't make any dyke jokes about what it could be either.

Guitar Woman Mar 17th, 2006 07:03 PM

I bet the crazy brown person language at the end says PWNED or some gay shit like that

Seven Force Mar 17th, 2006 07:37 PM

SCANDALIZE SOME SAND NIGGAS :eek

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2006 10:32 PM

Page Break.

Pub Lover Mar 17th, 2006 10:41 PM

Matt Harty, leave GW alone. Picking on her is not big or clever. :(

What happened to you man? You used to be cool. :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 17th, 2006 11:08 PM

I have no idea what to post in the "TERRA!!!" thread to shoot down Terra. I suck at mock wars.

xbxDaniel Mar 17th, 2006 11:10 PM

I'm calling it a draw.

Also, please, somebody please make a post in the Charles in Charge event thread. Please.

Terra Mar 17th, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I have no idea what to post in the "TERRA!!!" thread to shoot down Terra. I suck at mock wars.

Here's what you do: Tell me that my cunt stinks and the rats wouldn't touch it and then go into a full blow rampage about how my vibrator shorts out when it gets a whiff of my cooze.

That ought to get the ball rolling.

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2006 11:41 PM

>:

Terra Mar 17th, 2006 11:46 PM

Milhouse you get points for THINKING it! :)

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2006 11:52 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...38422483406719

I question the authenticity of this calculus video but I enjoyed it because of babes :(

Terra Mar 17th, 2006 11:54 PM

r u an engineer like me?

Esuohlim Mar 17th, 2006 11:57 PM

IM GUNNA MAJRO IN IT

xbxDaniel Mar 17th, 2006 11:59 PM

Terra!!!

Sam Mar 17th, 2006 11:59 PM


Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 12:02 AM

That picture is NSFM. ;<

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 12:04 AM

Not
Safe
For
Men


:(

Terra Mar 18th, 2006 12:04 AM

That is not me Sam. My colors are a vibrant spring. The colors are altruistic blending in with my sunny personality and my accessories dovetail with my energy!

My periods aren't that bad too. I need to see two drip drops.

Thank you.

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 12:05 AM

THAT IS GUITAR WOMAN AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DUMB FUCK.

Emu Mar 18th, 2006 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Not
Safe
For
Me


:(


Terra Mar 18th, 2006 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
THIS IS GUITAR WOMAN AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU DUMB FUCK.

WELL WHY DON'T YOU TITLE IT YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSWIPE??? JESUS KEERYSTE IN A SIDECAR AND WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THE NASTY WITH YOUR G/F INSTEAD OF DRAWING STUPID SHIT PICTURES OF GW FUCK I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR HER BUT WORSE FOR YOU SINCE YOU NOT LIKE DOING THE BAD THING WITH YOUR G/F AND YOUR ONLINE YOU TWATFUCK ;)

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 12:10 AM

My mommy's going to ground me now. Thanks Sam! >:

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 12:11 AM

Sam drew that picture about two years ago and it's been popping up ALL THE GODDAMN TIME so it's pretty much common knowledge around here Terra you idiot

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 12:11 AM

So, how you doing tonight Emu?

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Sam drew that picture about two years ago and it's been popping up ALL THE GODDAMN TIME so it's pretty much common knowledge around here Terra you idiot

THAT'S RIGHT! >:

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:16 AM

Why did Ray Barone burn the thanksgiving turkey?

Because Everybody Loves Raymond.

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:17 AM

Why did Ray Barone make his wife mad?

Because Everybody Loves Raymond

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:18 AM

Why did Ray Barone fall on his son's action figure and couldn't get it up anymore?

Because Everybody Loves Raymond

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 12:18 AM

C'mon, one more time!

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
THAT'S RIGHT! >:

Jeez I know and even the pink hair should have been a dead giveaway but noooooooooooo

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:21 AM

for more jokes about Ray and his funny family go to

http://www.cbs.com/raymondjokes

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:22 AM

i saw the royal tenenbaums tonight

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:24 AM

Should I refrence solidsnakeass or can we skip to talking about guitar woman some more :rolleyes

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i saw the royal tenenbaums tonight

Was it a pretentious load of garbage?

Terra Mar 18th, 2006 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Sam drew that picture about two years ago and it's been popping up ALL THE GODDAMN TIME so it's pretty much common knowledge around here Terra you idiot

Well hell milhouse! Only people that don't have a fucking life would know that wouldn't they???

And btw my buddy Jake is on Everybody loves Raymond and has a speaking part on The three Kings! :attenwhorerightguys

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:26 AM

i was hoping i wasnt the only person who thought GW was a worthless sack of human

i almost cried at the end of royal tenenbaums. i dont care if you faggots thought it was pretencious or whatever. i really liked it

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 12:28 AM

It's fucking cold at my house right now.

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:29 AM

good

also, gwenyth paltro was very pretty

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:31 AM

I don't do page breaks

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
My mommy's going to ground me now. Thanks Sam! >:

As I said, the picture was Not Safe For Moms. :(

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I don't do page breaks

Good Man. :D

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:33 AM

everyone of you losers seem to go crazy around GW. you're like dogs in heat or some shit

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:33 AM

I saw a black kid with jumper cables in his mouth.

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:34 AM

i saw a white kid get beaten the shit out of by his dad

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:34 AM

Can we go one page without talking about the pink vaginal holocaust?

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
i almost cried at the end of royal tenenbaums. i dont care if you faggots thought it was pretencious or whatever. i really liked it

Me too. :(

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:37 AM

I like to exclude the word WE because i usually don't partcipate in talking about guitar woman.

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 12:38 AM

I remember Gweneth Paltrow touched boobs but that's pretty much it :(

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:38 AM

whenever i talk about her it's usually about how much i wish she would fall off a plane

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 12:38 AM

Guys I didn't see the movie yet please don't mention the fact he dies.

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:39 AM

gwenyth paltro is a girl, dude

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
whenever i talk about her it's usually about how much i wish she would fall off a plane

Gwyneth Paltrow or Guitar Woman?

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 12:42 AM

gw

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2006 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Matt Harty, leave GW alone. Picking on her is not big or clever. :(

What happened to you man? You used to be cool. :eek

does this mean you dont look up to me anymore

fuck

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 04:16 AM

It's a shock, isn't it. :(

Matt Harty Mar 18th, 2006 04:23 AM

who are you again

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2006 07:01 AM

I AM THE BIRTHDAY BOY! >;

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 02:38 PM

i am going to see v for vendetta today i'll tell you guys if i liked it or not k

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 02:40 PM

i am going to see v for vendetta today i'll tell you guys if i liked it or not k

GADZOOKS Mar 18th, 2006 03:56 PM

i'm eating pizza today guys I'll tell you if i liked it or not que

Jixby Phillips Mar 18th, 2006 03:59 PM

I'm fucking sick

Rongi Mar 18th, 2006 04:19 PM

i didnt see it yet just to let you guys know ok

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 04:23 PM

i didnt see it yet just to let you guys know ok

ziggytrix Mar 18th, 2006 04:47 PM


Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 04:56 PM

Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH THIS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6..._pink_hair.jpg
Cain son of sin. says:
is she a nice girl?
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
SHE IS GUITARWOMAN
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
IF THAT HELPS YOU DECIDE
Cain son of sin. says:
no
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
no it doesn't help or no you wouldn't pound it raw dog?
Cain son of sin. says:
i'd hit it if she wasn't allowed to talk
Cain son of sin. says:
or if she agreed to scream kelly chaos' name
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
woah this is getting me hot
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
TIME TO LOTION IT UP

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 05:05 PM

[12:00] do more drugs: HEY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME KOLCHAK TO WATCH? >:
[12:00] You = a jerk: ACCTUALLY I O
[12:00] You = a jerk: I DO
[12:00] You = a jerk: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
[12:01] do more drugs: GET OUT OF HERE
[12:01] do more drugs: and you are dumb
[12:01] You = a jerk: IT'S ON SHUT UP
[12:02] do more drugs: i don't have cable >:
[12:05] You = a jerk: ME EITHER I HAVE SATILIETE SHUT UP
[12:05] do more drugs: well i have books so guess who is going to be smart and shit
[12:06] do more drugs: oh, and i have a girlfriend who is legally old enough to buy cigarettes >:
[12:12] You = a jerk: so
[12:12] You = a jerk: I do too
[12:12] do more drugs: oh
[12:12] do more drugs: nm

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 05:06 PM

you save that shit? freak

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 05:07 PM

[12:38] do more drugs: do you believe that jesus christ was the lord and saviour of the human race?
[12:39] You = a jerk: no but I think he was a cool dude
[12:39] You = a jerk: Everyone knows the saviour of the human race is John Conner
[12:39] do more drugs: i am a Connerian too :0 who would ahve thunk it?
[12:40] You = a jerk: Well.. the evidence is so compelling
[12:41] do more drugs: i know it's like the good book says, "And thence from the future came the Termanator, just as the prophecy fortold"
[12:42] You = a jerk: And Thence from the future came 2 Terminators, and low neither of them could be allowed to remain in the past, for fear of the future."

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 05:14 PM

Cain son of sin. says:
i would play too but i am not some internet psyco that stalks BIGMCLARGEHUGE
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
UH
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
YEAH WELL
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
UH
Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection says:
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE

Terra Mar 18th, 2006 06:23 PM

I tell ya, publicly posting these aim convos is getting way out of hand! It's why I don't do that anymore.

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 06:32 PM

[14:44] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: I'M TERRA I HAVE A WRONG IDIOT OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING
[14:44] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: MSN YOU DUMB BROAD
[14:44] Cain son of sin.: terra sexes herself
[14:44] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: AM I A RITE
[14:44] Cain son of sin.: RITE
[14:45] Cain son of sin.: i should pose as a underage midget and seduce terra
[14:45] Cain son of sin.: online !!
[14:45] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: YES
[14:45] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: I APPROVE
[14:46] Cain son of sin.: like, HEY TERRA MY FACE WILL ALWAYS BE AT TEH RIGHT HEIGHT
[14:46] Cain son of sin.: RIGHT IN YOUR CUNT HONEY
[14:46] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: SHE DOESN'T 'GET IT'
[14:47] Cain son of sin.: not very often
[14:48] Gizmoduck With a Yeast Infection: IN MORE WAYS THEN ONE
[14:48] Cain son of sin.: whoa

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 06:36 PM

you blew my cover bitch

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 06:37 PM

SPOILERS

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 06:38 PM

i love terry

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 06:39 PM

i mean terra

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 06:42 PM

ARE YOU BEING AN UNDERAGED MIDGET RIGHT NOW?

Big McLargehuge Mar 18th, 2006 06:42 PM

i can be whatever she wants me to ;)

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

My dad bought himself a Goldwing today. All kinds of accessories, and brand new. It'll be here in a week or so.

Sam Mar 18th, 2006 06:46 PM

:wink

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 06:54 PM

:eek

xbxDaniel Mar 18th, 2006 06:59 PM

I'm going out later to buy real pizza!

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 07:31 PM

IMA HAVE HAMBARGER :(

camacazio Mar 18th, 2006 07:37 PM

I don't know what dinner is :( the only downside to going home for spring break.

camacazio Mar 18th, 2006 07:37 PM

OH YEAH AND ANNOYING PARENTS, the other downside

Esuohlim Mar 18th, 2006 08:37 PM

WHAT ABOUT PICKING UP CHICKS ON THE BEACH AND CATCHING THE CLAP? :(

Chojin Mar 19th, 2006 12:23 AM

I like how GW is the one that's out of Big McLargehuge's league in that exchange.

camacazio Mar 19th, 2006 01:02 AM

What part of going HOME for spring break involves picking up chicks?

camacazio Mar 19th, 2006 01:03 AM

Insensitive prick.

Chojin Mar 19th, 2006 01:06 AM


King Hadas Mar 19th, 2006 01:20 AM

That looks expensive

GADZOOKS Mar 19th, 2006 03:04 AM

is that johnny cage picture signed?

Rongi Mar 19th, 2006 12:58 PM

i didnt see it yesterday :(


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