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Seven Force Dec 21st, 2007 04:53 PM

go fuck yourself

Qwarx Dec 21st, 2007 04:57 PM

I never have after school drawings... :(

Guitar Woman Dec 21st, 2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

This week: Mass Effect. In summary: too much text.
I did my usual cursory glance over notable forum threads to get my feedback and it seems some people on one forum that shall remain nameless have been calling me a hypocrite for apparently liking Planescape Torment despite it, too, being a monstrously wordy game. My response: where the hell did you get the impression that I liked Planescape Torment? That, too, I found boring and couldn't get further than the first world. I'm not angry, I'm just confused as to how you made this leap of logic. Admittedly I did show the box art for, like, one second to illustrate a point but I don't remember drawing a big sign over it saying THIS GAME IS AWESOME MMM I WANT IT TO SPUNK IN MY FACE
- Yahtzee
I love everything this man touches ;<

Chojin Dec 22nd, 2007 02:55 AM


Tadao Dec 22nd, 2007 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 515541)
also please tell me you didnt name your pet rabbit after a dbz character


Nah, Oolong is a rabbit that some crazy Japanese owned and use to balance all kinds of things on it's head and take pictures of it.

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2007 04:48 AM

yeah that thing's been around since forever wth did sa skip that particular fad or something

MLE Dec 22nd, 2007 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 515616)
Nah, Oolong is a rabbit that some crazy Japanese owned and use to balance all kinds of things on it's head and take pictures of it.

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm


I actually browsed all of the pictures of oolong in order, and it reminded me so much of when i had a rabbit. The day oolong suddenly died made me tear up. ;,,<

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2007 12:57 PM

Haha, yeah Oolong was cool. I rmember some guy on Fasrk emailed the guy saying bad things (i forget what), but the guy replied to him saying "Please don't call me evil bunny master." That was so fucking funny. He even has a letter on that page to Americans explaining himself. That showed up shortly after Fark got at him.

And I don't care how tuff some of you girls are, my magic bunny powers will get you in my bed! Soon we'll be playing kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead.

Seven Force Dec 22nd, 2007 04:57 PM

we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain

Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2007 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 515613)

That picture is guaranteed to ROCK YOU TO THE CORE.

Guitar Woman Dec 22nd, 2007 05:01 PM

I really hope you guys make that part of the "Welcome to I-Mockery!" PM new guys get.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 515639)
And I don't care how tuff some of you girls are, my magic bunny powers will get you in my bed! Soon we'll be playing kiss the one eared rabbit on the forehead.

Urgh.

I'm not picking on Tadao just because he's new as several of the regular buffoons in this thread make similar comments. Seriously guys, this is the internet, shut up about girls on here.

Haha, look at me taking the moral highground. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 06:35 PM

Chojin would be the coolest gay dad any kid could ask for.

kahljorn Dec 22nd, 2007 07:15 PM

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we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain
That's because it's not a penis but a one floppy eared vagina. You figurue it out!

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2007 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 515657)
we usually dont refer to a penis as a one eared rabbit but whatever floats your boat captain

Pull one pocket of your pants out.

Yeah someone from SA told me that girls over here like it when you hit on them.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 08:25 PM

In an almost related topic, Johnathan Clement's loss of faith over the rather silly idea that there isn't any sex in heaven was once explained to me as quite sensible due to no one wanting screaming babies screwing up their paradise & the rather pervy suggestion that being so close to The Divine Presence results in tantric-esque constant exctasy. Which also explained why sitting on a cloud playing a harp never gets boring up there.

I must have gone to the worst CofE school ever.

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2007 08:39 PM

I can see Saint Peter handing out ecstasy as you walk through the pearly gates.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 08:52 PM

Oh shit, the secret is out now! Guys, I'm a lapsed-Raver & really embarrassed about it. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 09:21 PM

What is with all the lurkers anyway?

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM

VBulletin happened.

Pub Lover Dec 22nd, 2007 10:13 PM

They should sign up & post in this thread.

Then when I decide they are ready they can move onto posting in the rest of the forum.

Noob camp is open, bitches. >:

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2007 11:32 PM

I've never understood the whole lurking thing. I've always just jumped in a got the fuck on with it. I noticed I couldn't post in the Mock Wars. Nice use of forum control. *puckers lips and bends down*

Sam Dec 22nd, 2007 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 515664)
Chojin would be the coolest gay dad any kid could ask for.

Funny you mention this, last night Chojin told me he loved me after we both became Vidmasters so expect him and I to sire hyper-evolved children which will moderate these boards 24 hours a day. :|

Sam Dec 23rd, 2007 12:00 AM

Because when people love each other that is what they do, they have children to prove their love.

Sam Dec 23rd, 2007 12:15 AM

They will probably be the most perfect children ever, and our gay parenting will empower them to become MORE HUMAN THEN HUMAN.

bigtimecow Dec 23rd, 2007 02:34 AM

let's see them children

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2007 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 515260)
Awesome! Now I'm kinda glad I didn't kill myself afterall. :)

You should have posted that sooner, young man. >:

I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2007 02:52 AM

SERIOUS PHOTO PROBLEMS :eek

JediScum Dec 23rd, 2007 03:03 AM

Will these kids communicate with digitized bat sonar like in the second season of Dark Angel? Cause that would would flip some tits!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 12:07 PM

Instead of Gaydar they will have GayPS

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 12:57 PM

They should have an Alpha 5-ish robot that has short range gaydar. If a gay is near he can just shout "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!" and flail around.

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 12:58 PM

That's how the hispanics usually react anyway

bigtimecow Dec 23rd, 2007 03:38 PM

mida mida mida mida mida mida mida !!

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 04:15 PM

Damn lurkers looking at old threads that just piss me off. >:

Where the hell is Jamesman anyway? :lol

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 04:22 PM

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last



Good Times. :tear

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 515707)
They will probably be the most perfect children ever, and our gay parenting will empower them to become MORE HUMAN THEN HUMAN.

No offense meant, but you only look like a great dad, you're a pair of leather chaps away from full great gay dad though. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 515736)
I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

I seem to remember hearing excuses from you like this before. :blah

Cedar Dec 23rd, 2007 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 515736)
I was going to respond to this post with me holding up a sign that says "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(" but I can't find my camera usb cable. >:

I just realized that your name is milhouse backwards :\.

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 06:54 PM

No it's not.

Molly Dec 23rd, 2007 07:03 PM

Maybe it is and maybe it IS.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 07:07 PM


Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2007 07:12 PM

04:01 PM: zeldasbiggestfan
Viewing Thread
High School freakin sucks.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 07:15 PM

LOL, I told him to do that. ;D

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2007 07:17 PM

oh, ok.

I was just imagining him willingly looking over his terrible mistakes in life and quietly weeping in front of his computer ;<

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 07:21 PM

His mistakes are my comedy bronze.

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 07:40 PM

Hey guys, stop making fun of him.

Guitar Woman Dec 23rd, 2007 08:21 PM

:(

MLE Dec 23rd, 2007 08:29 PM

You guys aren't following him around the board, and you're not being only malicious. You're not breaking the rules!

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 09:13 PM

gee thanks mom

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 09:18 PM

HEY I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE LISTEN TO ME

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:20 PM

Oh ZBF knows I'm kidding, the two of us are great friends. :)

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 09:21 PM

Hahaha, Merry Christmas, everyone!

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:23 PM

Someone get Asila to post in here. I want to talk about Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett.

I just watched the first half of the live action Hogfather and played selected tracks from Swordfishtrombones during the adverts.


Seriously. :(

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 09:25 PM

I have no idea what those are.

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 09:29 PM

IS IT FOR BLACKS

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:32 PM

You're just trying to get me in trouble. :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:33 PM

GODSDAMMIT! NO, IT'S NOT STUFF FOR BLACKS! >:

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2007 09:36 PM

:lol :lol scandalize some ******s :willie

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:44 PM



- Jarv

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 515844)
Someone get Asila to post in here. I want to talk about Tom Waits and Terry Pratchett.

I just watched the first half of the live action Hogfather and played selected tracks from Swordfishtrombones during the adverts.


Seriously. :(

Haha :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 09:53 PM

Double Seriously. ;(

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 09:56 PM

I just realized my foot's bleeding.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 09:57 PM

flirt firewall

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 10:01 PM

Flirt?! I think not! I just want to complain about the lack of Wizard action. >:

Nobby was good though. ;)

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 10:06 PM

Always wanted to see a live action Discworld, probably a Silver Horde story. With Tom Waits playing the Death of rats.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 10:18 PM

I like Cohen but I don't think I could watch much of a bunch of almost naked old men for long.

I'm more of a Sam Vimes kinda guy.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 10:27 PM

I'vce often thought about who would play who. I can only see Eric Idle as Rincewind because of the game. You know you would probably be upset with the pick in cast. Who would play Vimes? I know he's supposed to be kind of in shape, but I see him fat in my head.

God I hate fan boys.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 515863)
God I hate fan boys.

Totally. :x


NOW LET THAT BE AN END TO IT. >:


Seriously, I'm acting like this is a chatroom or something. :rolleyes


Book Forum. :lol

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2007 10:33 PM

Boobies!

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 10:46 PM

Now THERE'S something a man can get behind.

bigtimecow Dec 23rd, 2007 10:49 PM

christmas eve almost!! how excited are you fags?!?!

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2007 10:56 PM

I'm totally gay for Christmas.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2007 10:59 PM

It's been christmas eve for 17 hours. I'm annoyed becasue I'm not allowed to eat any of the food in the kitchen until tomorrow. I am going to nurse this bottle of Whiskey through the night. >:

Asila Dec 23rd, 2007 11:19 PM

You mean I missed the hot Discworld/Waits conversation?! CURSES!
What... no, seriously. That upsets me.
Speaking of Christmas: Tom Waits does a cover of Silent Night. It makes me cry.

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 12:04 AM

We where waiting to tag team you, but you never showed. I had to go to another forum to finish myself off, :(

Esuohlim Dec 24th, 2007 12:06 AM

If by excited for Christmas you mean excited for A Christmas Story marathon then no I'm not incredibly excited but thanks for asking :x

Esuohlim Dec 24th, 2007 12:19 AM

I watched all the Final Destination movies today guys they were pretty funny :eek

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 12:27 AM

I don't think I know what those are. Are they based of those Rapture books I've heard about? Probably not.... duh I should just erase this message instead of pushing the reply button.

Asila Dec 24th, 2007 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 515872)
We where waiting to tag team you, but you never showed. I had to go to another forum to finish myself off, :(

Gah, story of me life.

I've always wondered: is it appropriate to say 'it's Christmas Eve' ALL day on the 24th, or only once evening actually hits?

Edit: the Final Destination movies are horror films about people who dream their death before it happens, as far as I can tell.

Fathom Zero Dec 24th, 2007 12:40 AM

24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 12:45 AM

I'm nit an appropriate kind of guy so I sugest keep saying it as long and there are christmas lights still up on your block. In fact, go to those peoples houses and knoock on their door and wish them a merry chrismas eve on New Years if the lights are still up.

I've died once in my dreams. I was sitting shotgun in a big rig while Venus Flytrap from the old tv show WKRP was driving around my block at high speeds. The cops block us off and he gets out of the truck with his guns blazing. The cops shoot him dead and tell me to get out of the truck with my hands up via bullhorn. So I get out, hands up, and walk to them. But something is wrong.... very wrong.... I look up.

A shotgun is in my raised hands. Bang bang bang bang bang. Cops blow me away. I lay diying ing the street and my vision goes to black (like when you faint, it slowly closes in on you). And then nothing. and then I wake up.

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away. Then woke up.

So..... I'm gonna die with Venus Flytrap on a Big Rig tirade?

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 515882)
24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

Yep! Got a fat bag of Meth, 2 jars of Vasoline and 4 rolls of paper towels. Who's coming over for the TV party?

Sethomas Dec 24th, 2007 02:28 AM

Another time I was shot but as I was diying, people where looking at down at me, and just before I faded out, I bacame one of the people looking down at me and walked away.

One time when I was dying, I eventually had the perspective of looking at myself passed out. It was cool, it even included the white vomit that I only afterwards learned comes about from cardiac failure. The memory in my head right now is that of actually facing myself as if I were laying on the floor facing myself underneath my desk (which, btw, I don't even know why I was under my desk at that point), but I vaguely recall having also looked downwards as if from above. Ah well.

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 02:44 AM

You mean like both your body and your spirit where laying on their sides facing each other under the desk? And then later on a top down view of 2 of you laying on your side facing each other? Vivid imagination you got there.

MarioRPG Dec 24th, 2007 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 515882)
24 HOURS OF A CHRISTMAS STORY ON CHRISTMAS. ARE YOU READY?

Shoot, I nearly forgot. Pfff, and I was going to watch Eraserhead today.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2007 02:37 PM

I think I've read about 20 discworld books in my life and used to have a map of Ankh-Morpork up on the wall for a few years :<

And I also used to code for the Discworld MUD :<

Guitar Woman Dec 24th, 2007 02:39 PM

Where did that come from

MLE Dec 24th, 2007 02:50 PM

They were talking about Discworld up at the top of the page.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2007 02:58 PM


Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 03:01 PM

Anyone for a game of Thud?
http://www.thudgame.com/

Chojin Dec 24th, 2007 03:09 PM

Google desktop informed me the other day that Terry Pratchett was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's :<

Tadao Dec 24th, 2007 03:16 PM

Shit! He's gonna write the same stories over and over again...

Asila Dec 24th, 2007 03:46 PM

No, he says that he's been diagnosed but that it can take years for the disease to affect the mind. He says (on his webpage) that he's just going to continue to write until he can't anymore.

Chojin Dec 24th, 2007 03:59 PM

How would he know that he can't write anymore?

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2007 04:09 PM

I don't know how would you know if you couldn't walk kanymore maybe if you lost your legs obviously his hands are going to fall off. :\

Emu Dec 24th, 2007 04:33 PM

If he's anything like my grandma, he's only going to think his writing is getting better over time.

JediScum Dec 24th, 2007 05:04 PM

I got so drunk last night, i actually started seeing purple elephants.




I was watching "Escape To Witch Mountain" but I think that still counts.

Girl Drink Drunk Dec 24th, 2007 07:30 PM

I had some Goldslager and beer one night, and after sleeping for a few hours, I was somewhere between awake and asleep. There were these ghost-lke restaurant cooks coming into my bedroom, handing me dishes to clean.

Emu Dec 24th, 2007 07:40 PM

What were they paying?

Cfr5 Dec 25th, 2007 12:52 AM

Merry Christmas and stuff.


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