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Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554682)
i don't think kids who went to school with me realized that willie was slang for cock

if my name had been richard or pete, things might have been different

Pete? :confused

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:03 AM


executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:03 AM

peter or dick

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 01:03 AM

your peter bra

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:04 AM

or if my last name had been longwanger or something

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554683)
That gave me a hiliarious picture of seth using his penis as a crowbar

Oh and he does! :despair

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554684)
wannna be my sweetie pie

How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554686)
i think the horrendous acne probably distracted them from the whole eye region

At least it cleared up. :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554687)
I should go back and edit the page break


executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:07 AM

the beardliness helps, i think :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554689)
that and i have/had problems with eye contact in social situations

What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
Like public bathrooms.

Restrooms.

Damn America, learn to say :loo

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.


everyone always stares at my penis there

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554690)
I thought I had that problem, but in retrospect (and pictures) it wasn't that bad

I had the opposite situation. :eek

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554716)
What about in unsocial situations?

Like public bathrooms.

that's why i always use the stall

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554691)
Seth isn't converting to Voodoo until 2017.

He has a timetable for his crazy shit.

He's that crazy. :eek

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554692)
what's cooler than bein' cool

You are, baby. :love

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554693)
I tried to make a cooking joke but it wasn't working out for me

Much like your attempts at cooking.

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 01:12 AM

ohhhh she got served

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554694)
ICE COLD

BEER

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554695)
You know in Peter Pan they have those happy thoughts that help them fly? That picture is one of mine.

And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554724)
ohhhh she got served

yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:14 AM

Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554697)
asila, a/s/l

ass size lol?


:|

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554726)
And flying is a metaphor for not killing myself. ;)

man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554697)
asila, a/s/l

NO

Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554698)
all right all right all right all right all right all right

Having a stammer is terrible. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554699)
That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.

Not counting AChimp, of couse.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554700)
Yeah willie is heartwarming

& vice versa

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554702)
It helps to explain where he's been

It's nothing serious, he didn't update his facebook.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554732)
Having a stammer is terrible. :(

it's a tic disorder lol

j/k

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 01:17 AM

i thought you loved me babeh

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554712)
How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers. :x

I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554705)
if i had bought a high school yearbook i'd be able to show evidence

maybe i can borrow one from someone who actually didn't want to murder most of the people who went there

Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554737)
i thought you loved me babeh

That's how I show it

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 01:20 AM

that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554708)
peter or dick

Peter is a word for dick that never occurs to me.

Must be a cultural thing.

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554189)
Philistine.

Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554739)
Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT! :eek

i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554709)
your peter bra

:domo

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554743)
Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554710)
or if my last name had been longwanger or something

Peter Longwanger neverstood a chance.

At least he found love with Virginia Bushgarden.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554715)
the beardliness helps, i think :(

A good beard forgives a multitude of sins.

Not the sin of having a beard though. :(

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:25 AM

sinbeard the sailor lol

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554718)
everyone always stares at my penis there

Stare into their eyes while pissing, you're the Alpha Male.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554720)
that's why i always use the stall


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554724)
ohhhh she got served

Much like her attempts at cooking.

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:27 AM

It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554727)
yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused

Served but not eaten. :x

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:28 AM

man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554752)
Much like her attempts at cooking.

OH SNAP

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554728)
Oh shit guys my mom and her boyfriend just broke up :(

Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554757)
Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

...walk in on...


:blah

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554757)
Didn't you walk on them just a few hours ago?

YES, thus prompting the :(

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 01:29 AM

The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554730)
man i didnt know lives were at stake :eek

Yours & mine, buddy.

& sometimes Seth's.

I-Mockery Suicide Club

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:30 AM

I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

Chojin May 9th, 2008 01:30 AM

i'm JACKED IN, man

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:31 AM

I just saw seth's sig above something I just posted. I dare not scroll up. :chatter

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554731)
Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows

I sure do. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554736)
it's a tic disorder lol

j/k


Asila May 9th, 2008 01:33 AM

Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:33 AM

:( :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554737)
i thought you loved me babeh

That's how people express love in the real world, Kid.

Or at least how I've decided to interpret it.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554738)
I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.

If you assume everyone actually means to be saying something nice, then you get to do what you want and act surprised when they leave you.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554740)
That's how I show it

I told you, Missy. Issues.

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:37 AM

..

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554772)
I told you, Missy. Issues.

And by 'issues' I mean more buckets of crazy than you can count. :eek

That's nicer, right?

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:37 AM

:rolleyes

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:38 AM

It's so nice when we get along

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 554741)
that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep

Like those two things are related.

If you get up in the morning, then you can shut up about being depressed. >:

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:39 AM

We should holiday together

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554743)
Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.

I love you. :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554779)
I love you. :)

Because I do hate saying 'Fond regard'. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554744)
i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)

A friend of mine was interviewed by the FBI recently because she bought items that could be used in the creation of a bomb while wearing a Che Guevara Tee.

We then spent a couple of hours discussing easy ways to avoid being detected again, which I'm sure would amuse her case agent when he reviews the transcripts.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554746)
you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa

I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:47 AM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:48 AM


executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:48 AM

hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554749)
sinbeard the sailor lol

He would have trousers that would really need a wash. :x

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554787)
hahaha i'm surprised my friends didn't get put on one for buying steel pipe and gunpowder in the same day

How often does that happen?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554753)
It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.

Misogyny is a fartin thing. :fine

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:50 AM

only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:51 AM


Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554790)
Misogyny is a fartin thing. :fine

Strike that & reverse it. :wonka

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:51 AM

Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554791)
only when they're making pipe bombs

of course i don't think they've done it since the 9/11, but still

Well okay then

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554755)
man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen

I KNOW! I was all "those must be some posh fucking horses." :eek

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554788)
He would have trousers that would really need a wash. :x

art imitating life :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554796)
I KNOW! I was all "those must be some posh fucking horses." :eek

Eww, beastial furries. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554756)
OH SNAP

Sure is, cracker.

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554794)
Oh man that picture is of much worse quality than I remember

I considered saving it just now but I'm afraid that starting something like that involves selling my soul

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554795)
Well okay then

they only used them to blow up old tvs in a rock quarry NO FOR TERRORSIM PURPOSE

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554759)
YES, thus prompting the :(

Oh. Broke up from their copulation.

Not broke up their relationship.

eww. :x

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554760)
The royal horse stables in Spain have chandeliers in them, I think!

Goddamn posh horses. >:

Living better than people. :(

Asila May 9th, 2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554802)
Oh. Broke up from their copulation.

Not broke up their relationship.

eww. :x

No, broke up their relationship. Apparently it went from 'kissing' to 'my mother crying' in a couple of hours.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554762)
I feel like a bitch for complaining about it

Complaining - Good

Joining in - :puke

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554763)
i'm JACKED IN, man

What about off? :wank

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 554767)
Haha, I think you know my daughter's name too

Yeah, I'm so creepy. I pay attention when I get told stuff. :blah

It's the original research that does it, you telling me is normal people stuff.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554784)
I couldn't take those, for silly reasons. :(

what are your silly reasons, please


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