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executioneer May 9th, 2008 06:53 AM

WARHAMMER THAT POST

Tadao May 9th, 2008 11:59 AM

skipping to last page. today is no capitalization day for me.

Chojin May 9th, 2008 12:05 PM

SILENCE

Sethomas May 9th, 2008 12:26 PM

One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 12:46 PM

Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 553870)
"The surest way to keep a secret is to make people believe they already know the answer,"

"People don't ask questions then."

conspiracy theorists are all lunatics. ;l

JFK was a mob hit, fucko

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:52 PM

Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554898)
MISTER S, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! DELETE IT ALL!

Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:54 PM

:(

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 01:55 PM

It's ok Pub you've earned it

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:55 PM

I just had a great dream about Willie. He was on Mythbusters & for some reason everyone wanted him to get to this rock out in the ocean. One of the methods involved swimmers pushing a floating inflatable trampoline towards the rock & Willie had to make huge bellyflop bounces all the way or the plan wouldn't work. Then some japanese business men tried to buy my multi-billion dollar company, but they were impolite inturrupting the show I was watching, so I kicked them out. Then I felt bad as I wondered if it just their culture that made them jerks. They were ten year olds in suits.
When I got back to the tv, Willie was on the rock, no longer wearing his rubber bouncing suit & helmet, he had on that red jumper. He was pumping his arms in the air with a huge grin on his face as seals & turns nestled around him. I was really pleased at seeing this.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 554927)
skipping to last page.

Who doesn't?

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 554917)
WARHAMMER THAT POST

Good show. :)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554929)
One of the people whom I was talking to last fall about academic reinstatement advocacy was named to Time's 100 Most Influential People. Did she influence IU's decision to reconsider my case? No! I did that by myself. It follows then that I, therefore, should be on the list too.

You're on the top 100 people listed in my heart, if that helps. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554930)
Change of plans, Pub, that car video's coming to you on Monday

Whenever is fine, buddy. ;)

Just do it before I'm dead, ok? :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554945)
Oh figs, I missed 40k :(

I'll give better warning on 50k. ;)

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554946)
Oh sh*t >:

NOBODY PASSES ME UP. NOBODY :(

Go on, Delete It! You know you want to.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554948)
It's ok Pub you've earned it

Yeah? Shit. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 554928)
SILENCE

...

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554931)
JFK was a mob hit, fucko

No way, it was an inside job. Jackie O was the second shooter.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 554932)
My friend bought a Chuck Norris poster the other day and I wondered, that's still going around? I decided that there should be an antidote to that fad. You know, something that takes the spirit and puts it to better use than just references to roundhouse kicks. I figured esoteric remarks about someone's brilliance would be the best way to go. I figured the face to go to them should be some superstar intellectual, like Brian Greene or Noam Chomsky. But, I went ahead and made a few "jokes" with my name in them because I can't decide who should have the honor yet.
-----

It's generally known that Seth Pace would beat Deep Blue in a game of chess, but so far Deep Blue has been too afraid to accept the challenge.

Laplace's Demon gets its stock market advice and weather predictions from Seth Pace.

Seth Pace knows how to find the one person in the room who, if that person drinks, everyone is drinking. And he MAKES that person drink.

It didn't really take over 350 years for mathematicians to solve Fermat's Last Theorem. That's merely how long it took for mathematicians to swallow their pride and ask Seth Pace for the answer.

Uri Geller obviously can't bend spoons with his mind. He merely thinks, "I wish Seth Pace would read my mind and telekinetically bend this spoon for me." When Seth Pace needs a laugh, he does so.

Seth Pace litter trained Schrödinger's Cat after it was already over 80% dead.

Seth Pace wrote the Oxford English Dictionary and Encyclopaedia Britanica one weekend because he was tired of answering everyone's bullshit questions all the time. Unfortunately, this put him in a bad mood so he left out all the best parts.

Seth Pace is so skilled at playing the Devil's Advocate that when he acted as an advocate for the Devil, God apologized to Lucifer and took back the eternity in hell thing.

Seth Pace knows what you did last summer.

Seth Pace's autobiography is the only work of non-fiction that counts as first-person omniscient narrative.

Seth Pace can know the position and momentum of any given particle absolutely at the same time. In fact, he already does.

:lol

Seth has learned not to waste his great posts in this thread.

CHATROOM DELETION IN '08! VOTE NOW!

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 554782)
hat this thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 554918)
Hat?

Esuohlim aint nuttin butta playa hatter!

Aaliyah is muh babai, yo!

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 02:36 PM

Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 02:37 PM

Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 02:40 PM

Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos




did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554964)
Everyone should contribute a fact about Seth Pace

I usually just quote from his blog. No one knows Seth like Seth knows Seth.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:42 PM


Grislygus May 9th, 2008 02:42 PM



YOUR OWN CREATION, TURNED AGAINST YOU

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554965)
Unless their fact sucks, then they should keep their traps shut and not ruin everything

Whoops, Sorry. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554970)
YOUR OWN CREATION, TURNED AGAINST YOU

It's true purpose.

Grislygus May 9th, 2008 02:45 PM

What has science wrought?

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2008 02:47 PM

Looks like a cross between Mike Ditka and the pizza chef from Chuck E. Cheese that looks like Brad Delp.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554967)
Like the STORIES FROM THE ER thread, that was awesome and it was crushed, like the Houhnims under the yahoos

Yeah, if Esuohlim Chatroomed stuff like he should, that wouldn't have happened.

Or if the other mods were more active, but I wouldn't to eat into their social lives.

Esuohlim has no social live as he is a stone cold coward.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554967)
did ya see that literary reference there, didja didja huh

No. :(

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 554973)
What has science wrought?

SEXINESS

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 554974)
Looks like a cross between Mike Ditka and the pizza chef from Chuck E. Cheese that looks like Brad Delp.

I just had to look up everything you just said.

Turns out , I agree.

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 554992)
Seth Pace es hijo no reconocido de Chuck Norris, pero se nota su parentesco al verlo ejecutar la patada giratoria la cual lo hizo mundialmente conocido en el mundo de las artes marciales a Chuck


Needs more goat penis.

WhiteRat May 9th, 2008 06:14 PM



So who's interested in making a Zwinky with me? I heard that you can customize your Zwinky and then place them in a virtual world called Zwinktopia! I'm going to be a "cutie boy". Who's down?

ElPila666 May 9th, 2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554994)
Needs more goat penis.

I've got busted twice :(

Chojin May 9th, 2008 08:19 PM

POR FAVOR

Pub Lover May 9th, 2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555004)
Years ago during the rough and tumble college days I slept on my couch and moved my computer right up to the couch. I put the monitor on a cardboard box about 2 feet away and pulled the GameCube nearby as well. This way when I woke up I could surf the web and/or play Madden while still in bed.

I did that, except I wouldn't use a cardboard box like that.

I made a sidetable in shop class as term project & used that.

I got a D but man it worked as a table, what the hell do I care that it was slightly sloped and had only been sanded on half the top?

WhiteRat May 9th, 2008 10:49 PM

I have the AC cranked up in my apartment and for some reason my balls are sweating like crazy. I'm down to my boxers and they are still overheating.

executioneer May 9th, 2008 11:24 PM

dip them in something like the famous tv personality louie would do

Asila May 9th, 2008 11:27 PM

It sounds like a bad recipe

Asila May 9th, 2008 11:28 PM

Or a great one, depending

executioneer May 9th, 2008 11:34 PM

http://iwannadipmyballsinit.ytmnd.com/

WhiteRat May 9th, 2008 11:45 PM

I'm listening to 1920's swing music on Shoutcast and oddly enough i'm really enjoying it.

Esuohlim May 9th, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 554975)
Esuohlim has no social live as he is a stone cold coward.

:tear

WhiteRat May 9th, 2008 11:56 PM

Does anyone know where a slightly inebriated man can get ahold of some quality flapper porn?

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 11:57 PM

jump naked infront of the mirror

Fathom Zero May 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

Show them ankles, laydeez.

Asila May 9th, 2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555040)
Does anyone know where a slightly inebriated man can get ahold of some quality flapper porn?

Actually that sounds like a good idea

Misdemonar May 9th, 2008 11:59 PM

bust a move honky

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 12:10 AM


Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555038)
:tear

Prove me wrong, Mister S. >:

executioneer May 10th, 2008 01:23 AM

lol @ locked party thread

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 01:25 AM

So who's the snitch?

executioneer May 10th, 2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555047)

that dame is the bee's knees

executioneer May 10th, 2008 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555057)
So who's the snitch?

i dunno but you better 23-skiddoo, just in case the coppers are on their way

executioneer May 10th, 2008 02:07 AM

I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO 23-SKIDDOO >:

executioneer May 10th, 2008 02:08 AM

you lousy kikes

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 02:30 AM

I'm watching Naked Gun...Leave me alone!

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555060)
I DIDNT MEAN IT YOU DONT REALLY HAVE TO 23-SKIDDOO >:

I'm better acquainted with that as a bandname than a slang phrase. :x

executioneer May 10th, 2008 03:26 AM

its slang for "get outta here"

executioneer May 10th, 2008 03:48 AM

guys if you dont start posting in here more i'm gonna start posting more racisms

Asila May 10th, 2008 03:49 AM

Seriously it was happenin' last night

Asila May 10th, 2008 03:54 AM

I see how you are willie, making demands and then disappearing

Sethomas May 10th, 2008 03:55 AM

Asila, I am here for you.

Asila May 10th, 2008 03:57 AM

Thank god Seth I was panicking

Asila May 10th, 2008 03:58 AM

I actually did need you today for a minute, as I was mistaken for a latino person... by a latino person...

"I'm sorry ma'am I don't understand your crazy language. Hold on while I get Seth."

Tadao May 10th, 2008 03:58 AM

Latina

Asila May 10th, 2008 03:59 AM

Whatever

Sethomas May 10th, 2008 04:00 AM

I don't really like Spanish all that much, I just get more practice with it working retail than I do anything else!

Asila May 10th, 2008 04:00 AM

The half portuguese I've got doesn't mean a damn, so I can claim ignorance :(

executioneer May 10th, 2008 04:00 AM

latina latino blatina blatino lets call the whole thing off

J/K THE WHOLE THING IS STILL ON

executioneer May 10th, 2008 04:01 AM

LIKE F*CKIN DONKEY KONG

Asila May 10th, 2008 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555078)
latina latino blatina blatino lets call the whole thing off

J/K THE WHOLE THING IS STILL ON

OH IT IS ON MAN, THERE'S NO ESCAPING

Sethomas May 10th, 2008 04:03 AM

I demand reparations!

Asila May 10th, 2008 04:07 AM

Why would you need a mule in this day and age?

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555065)
its slang for "get outta here"

Indeed, but I actually like the band so I associate it more with that. :(

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555068)
guys if you dont start posting in here more i'm gonna start posting more racisms

COLOUR ME SCANDALIZED! :eek

executioneer May 10th, 2008 04:17 AM

YOU WOULD BE SCANDALIZED, HONKY

Sethomas May 10th, 2008 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 555082)
Why would you need a mule in this day and age?

Hey, what's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

-3/5ths of a vote!

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 04:29 AM

I knew that sandel belonged to Ray. Who else would trip a cat?

executioneer May 10th, 2008 04:32 AM

sandalize some n*gro-speech-pattern talking cats

Asila May 10th, 2008 04:37 AM

:lost

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 555064)
Illustration of the Old Testament from a 13th century bible (NSFW!!)

Spoilers!

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555066)
man those are the unhappiest doin' it people i've ever seen

...

Tadao May 10th, 2008 04:40 AM

I'd rather travel by mule than drive in L.A.

liquidstatik May 10th, 2008 04:43 AM


executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555092)
...

Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:07 AM

:crown

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:08 AM

WORST PORNO, PLAYED ON UGLIEST TV

Sethomas May 10th, 2008 05:10 AM

Yes, I love how the illustrator was like, "well, putting this in the story of King David being seduced might not be obvious enough. Let's make sure the audience gets who the guy in the picture is by making him wear a crown while in bed and fondling his ladyfriend."

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:12 AM

and FROWNING

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:13 AM

SERIOUS HETEROSEXUAL PROBLEMS???

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:25 AM

in soviet russia n*gga scandalizes YOU

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:26 AM

YOU!!!!

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:26 AM

YOU!!!!!!!

executioneer May 10th, 2008 05:27 AM

you :eek

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 06:16 AM

I'd like to see them try. >:


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