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Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555101)
in soviet russia n*gga scandalizes YOU


WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:33 AM

Racial Cures They Don't Want You To Know About!

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 01:16 PM

Myspace wants to know if I'm David Bowie.

Tadao May 10th, 2008 03:31 PM

and you said yes, correct?

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555095)
Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555096)
:crown

:lol

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:19 PM

I-Mockery Chat(NOW THE PARTY IS IN HERE)

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:20 PM

T-Dawg & Jake, don't watch Dr Who! It is for girls and fags.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 09:20 PM

It better be, 'cause I have a case of Heineken and nothing else to do tonight.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:21 PM

And the British, but saying that is redundant after the first two.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 09:22 PM

Heads up; the party's out there.

Sam May 10th, 2008 09:25 PM

One time I got a blow job.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 09:26 PM

SAM

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 09:27 PM

This place sucks. I'm going over to GBS to talk beef prices.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:29 PM

Haha, I'm a member of an agriculture forum. :(

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 09:31 PM

I don't see how that's funny.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:31 PM

Vet jokes. :rolleyes

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555189)
I don't see how that's funny.

What transformation does a laugh go through if you're frowning? :eek

Tadao May 10th, 2008 09:35 PM

Fuck it, I may as well go out in style. Watch out for the cow bestiality pics over at GBS!

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 09:35 PM

Sorry, I thought you were trying to "make a funny" a la Splinter in TMNT.

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 09:52 PM

SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

Esuohlim May 10th, 2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 555183)
One time I got a blow job.

..

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:02 PM

The FDA is crooked and is hiding the cure for cancer!


Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:02 PM

Saturday SciFi channel is my daytime porn. Just watched Pterodactyl , starring Coolio as a Special Ops commander. That left me thinking how dumb it would be to have a commander give me orders in thug-speak.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:03 PM

I had a flight commander that gave orders in gay speak. True story!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:07 PM

At least he probably sounded out his syllables so that you could understand what he was saying.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:11 PM

He spoke elequently but he had the limpest most pathetic handshake known to man (and probably gay man!).

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:14 PM

Haha that would be weird. Going from shaking hands with a bunch pf strong rough hands and then almost breaking his dainty wrist.

On SciFi now

Rock Monster!

http://www.scifi.com/rockmonster/

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:15 PM

Oh and the chick in the movie is smoking hot.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0912420/

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:23 PM

Yamihama!

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:28 PM

I'm now watching this shitty movie with the volume turned all the way down.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 10:39 PM

Damn, she paralyzed me.

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:46 PM

Jo Polito hahah. I love that bald guy!


WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 10:56 PM

hahaha t-rex's face just exploded!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 10:59 PM

I live in Pomona! Smooth line.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:00 PM

What's this here show Sci-fi has going on now?

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:03 PM

I have Rock Monster right now. I think the T rex one is next for me.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:03 PM

The janitor danced a little jig of fear mere seconds before he was killed.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:03 PM

Wait a minute...the movie that just ended for me, the t-rex one, wasn't rock monster?

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:04 PM

http://www.scifi.com/schedulebot/index.php3

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:04 PM

Aztec Rex lol

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:06 PM

I guess the movie i'm watching is called Sabretooth, which according to wikipedia, is know for it's shitty special effects:

"...which render the eponymous Sabretooths as little more than cartoon characters."

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:08 PM

Dont forget to adjust you time zone on the bottom right

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:09 PM

Haha, it is imperative that I properly adjust my time zone. I can never make such a foolish mistake again!

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:10 PM

Hilarious....there is a greasy redneck janitor named "silent bob" and you guess it, he doesn't talk!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:10 PM

Heads will roll!

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555224)
Hilarious....there is a greasy redneck janitor named "silent bob" and you guess it, he doesn't talk!

Oh shit. I have a few hours to get nice and drunk for it.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:12 PM

Someone is brutally murdered within the first 2 minutes of the show so be prepared for non-stop action.

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:13 PM

OMG OMG OMG This is gonna be scary!



Rarw!

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:14 PM

This movie is so good i've turned off winamp and cranked up the telly.

Oh shit the sabretooth carrying truck just crashed...

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:20 PM

OMG! Was it this scene?


WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:20 PM

Shit, the chick from the Weird Science tv show and the professor from Sliders are in this blockbuster.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:21 PM

Ooooooh, "intestinal parasites"

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:22 PM

hahhaha i wanna bang the nerdy chick so we can talk about intestinal parasites.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:22 PM

Only bitches look for firewood.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:23 PM

hahaahah people are fucking now

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:23 PM

Oh shit, someone just got it on for like five seconds.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:23 PM

i bet the sabretooth leaps through the window and kills the hot blonde.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:24 PM

Get that coffee, man. Leave the girl for me.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:24 PM

She gonna die.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:24 PM

why the fuck is she walking pantless outside?

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:25 PM

Here kitty kitty kitty

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:25 PM

hahahhaa the cartoon sabretooth snatched that bitch

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:25 PM

OH SHIT

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

oh man this movie is hilarious...tadao it's too bad you have to watch Aztek Rex instead of this beauty

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

I like how they did a close-up on the Jaguar.

HELLS BELLS

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:26 PM

OMG Spoilers!

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:27 PM

I bet the guy is an ex-lover or some shit.

A BIG CAT

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:27 PM

I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:29 PM

aw shit, a buddy of mine just called reminding me to take him to the airport at 530am. There's goes my night.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 555250)
I'll just save this page and read it while I'm watching.

Sabretooth does not deserve spoiler tags. You'll understand once you watch this horrendously shitty movie.

Tadao May 10th, 2008 11:30 PM

Ah yeah, friends = Airports and Movers.

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:31 PM

Thing is he asked me last week and I said i'd think about it, because sacrificing my saturday night to wake up at 5am is pretty shitty. At this point though i'm probably his only option.

Fathom Zero May 10th, 2008 11:32 PM

JONES

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:34 PM

the blonde in the blue has quite the bust

WhiteRat May 10th, 2008 11:37 PM

All right folks, i'm off to dreamland.

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 11:58 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 10th, 2008 11:59 PM

What a nice change of pace the last couple of pages have been.

Tadao May 11th, 2008 12:09 AM

OMG Aztec Rex takes place in the olden days? I'm not drunk enough for this.

Sam May 11th, 2008 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555195)
SAM GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE

That is so true.

Tadao May 11th, 2008 04:17 AM

Here ya go Pub!

http://e-apraksina.livejournal.com/2223938.html

Chojin May 11th, 2008 05:26 AM

just the sort of thing i needed to see before i went to sleep!

WhiteRat May 11th, 2008 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 555273)

So did you stay up long enough to watch Sabretooth? I need to know if the hot blond survived long enough for an extreme chest closeup.

Tadao May 11th, 2008 11:44 AM

Hehe I didn't. I fell asleep watching that stupid Aztec Rex movie.

liquidstatik May 11th, 2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 555273)

:x

Esuohlim May 11th, 2008 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 555264)
That is so true.

HELL YEAH DUDE, HIGH FIVE

SAM IS THE MAN

Fathom Zero May 11th, 2008 01:46 PM

LL Cool J - Rock The Bells

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 555273)

HAWT! :x

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 02:26 PM

Bippo Ernesti is a name I'm not sure if I like or not. On the one hand I don't expect to see many of them, removing the need to add an idiotic number to the end, on the other it does rhyme with Hippo & the rotund swede has been known to make some pretty shit characters, including himself.

I am assuming it is not some character from some gighly popular movie/tv show that you all plotted to not tell me about.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bippo Ernesti on Youtube
Hello, this is my backup account in case my original one somehow gets suspended.

My base account is known as "lmphk", it's with a lower case 'L'. On that account, I upload videos related to videogaming, mostly NES and other old console games.
This name originates from my user on OblivioWiki, Bippo Ernesti, which originates from my character from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion videogame, called Bippo Ernesti, which originates from Worms 4: Mayhem, in which I randomly decided to name a worm Bippo Ernesti. In a nutshell, Bippo Ernesti started as a name for a worm, but I found the name somewhat humorous and I started using it.

That is some creation process for a name! :eek

I'm glad I asked.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 02:37 PM

He is from Finland.

WhiteRat May 11th, 2008 03:23 PM

Let's get 'im boys!

Tadao May 11th, 2008 03:37 PM

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland has it all

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 04:03 PM

manduwalais, according to google, either an Indian Village Personified or 30/m/Sheffield, UK

I'm hoping for the villiage.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 30/m/Sheffield on OKCupid
Interested in travel, literature and ideas. Heavy drinker and smoker. Irritable atheist. Really, really irritable. Volcano of irrational dislike. Buys clothes from charity shops/mugs beggars. Cannot juggle. Hates performance art. Enjoys tea. Really can't juggle, at all. Hates jugglers.

Wacky & Angry? This man is home. :eek

Sam May 11th, 2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555295)
HELL YEAH DUDE, HIGH FIVE

SAM IS THE MAN

YOU KNOW IT BRO

YOU FUCKIN' KNOW IT

Tadao May 11th, 2008 04:39 PM

Anyone use a wireless headset for computer gaming? I'm wondering what software I should use with it.

Tadao May 11th, 2008 04:50 PM

I guess it would be MSN messenger, now I can call Pubs comp if he hooks it up too and talk him through a jerk off session :yum

Oh and I love this picture.


Pub Lover May 11th, 2008 05:28 PM

You think we're so mysterious.
Don't take us all too serious.
Be original, and remember that,
what we do is what you just can't do!

ElPila666 May 11th, 2008 05:36 PM

Thanks for that tip, i will

ElPila666 May 11th, 2008 05:40 PM

PILA666 HAS JOINED THE PARTY ^_^


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