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Pub Lover May 13th, 2008 08:59 PM


Esuohlim May 13th, 2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gingerninja (Post 555678)
I'm new to the party. I brought some doritos!

:groan

executioneer May 13th, 2008 09:00 PM

i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

Pub Lover May 13th, 2008 09:00 PM

Why? Why am I always surprised when google shows me a penis? It happens everyday. :x

Pub Lover May 13th, 2008 09:01 PM

Doopa's birthday thread got me wondering "As she doesn't post here anymore, why does she get a birthday thread?" Sure, she has a pretty strong connection to the site, but surely Rog can't forget to buy her a gift every year...

Looking back, her 2006 thread had, the now banned, Noob3 ask the very question I was thinking. Mister Mockery defended himself by saying she reads the boards, but I note a distinct lack of her posting her thanks to the vet well wishers.

2006 has no thread as the Barrs were crossing the country at the time. Did he remember to get her something? Or was he too busy singing a song about meat on a stick?

In 2005 the chip in her hand started blinking, a strong clue to remind the rubberfaced & picklehatted one, but she did take time out from hiding to make a quick appearance. Possibly the last time before her statements of "I love reading your site, I do it all the time" began to ring truely hollow.

If it weren't for Fartin & ArrowX 2004 would be a pretty impressive vet roster. If I rememebered who half those people were. And as I don't, Ol' Doopapoopa could've posted everyday for all I recall.

I actually posted in the 2003 thread. :eek A suggestion that she was an active member of the forum at the time and such a thread wasn't some vile necrophilial obsession with a posed live doll... WTH am a talking about? >:

Asila May 13th, 2008 09:07 PM

That's... actually quite impressive

Esuohlim May 13th, 2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555604)
It being the 14th here. :x

Of August. :rolleyes

I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE? :rolleyes

Esuohlim May 13th, 2008 09:12 PM

I rarely post in birthday threads because I rarely care

Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2008 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555685)
i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

JediScum May 13th, 2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 555692)
Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

BECAUSE JOHN RITTER DIED!!!!!!!!!!

Fathom Zero May 13th, 2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555685)
i wish they still made taco flavor :( or at least that they made taco flavor that didn't have to share a bag with "chipotle ranch" or whatever the fuck flavor it is

I know you can still find them at the Biggs in Harrison, OH.

JediScum May 13th, 2008 10:57 PM

I Don't want money, as it's worthless....

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT A DONLLAR LOOKS LIKE

IS it like like a donkey, with a medusa for a left front leg?

liquidstatik May 13th, 2008 11:18 PM

i like doritos w/ ranch dip. :o

Dixie May 13th, 2008 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 555692)
Taco flavor Doritos ... mmmmmm tasty. :(

I'd buy a bag of the taco/ranch combo Doritos, then painstakingly separate all the ranch from the taco, then throw all that ranch shit away. :x

Why WHY did they stop making this awesome flavor?

I'm pining for the smokin' cheddar barbecue Doritos. I loved those, even more than Funyuns.

executioneer May 13th, 2008 11:42 PM

TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP

http://f0rked.com/flash/v=doritos

WhiteRat May 13th, 2008 11:44 PM

It seems to me that all of the newer Dorito flavors pretty much taste the same. I get excited when I saw "cheesy sexy pizza" flavor or some other branded shit only to realize that it tastes no different than nacho cheesier.

Asila May 14th, 2008 12:18 AM

I still kind of pine for the guacamole doritos, but that may be a good thing because I don't need to be eating doritos, sheesh

Pub Lover May 14th, 2008 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555689)
I RECALL THIS RUNNING GAG.

WE'RE STILL DOING IT IN THE FUTURE? :rolleyes

I like to mention it everytime I fuck something up because of timezones. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555690)
I never post in birthday threads because I hate you all

I spend an hour reading birthday threads today, & it was either some divinely guided action, or you being a big old liar but every non-Doopenstein thread I picked had you in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555680)
who the hell is ray grincho and why should i not put him on my ignore list

Well, that answered & corrected one of my previously considered unfounded doubts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 555691)
<3 <3 You need a roadie or anything?

Willie's roadies are all pale, effeminate boys in tight trousers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 555721)
What do you expect when you post a thread with a grand total of four words in the first post?

I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

Tadao May 14th, 2008 01:03 AM

Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.

Asila May 14th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 555731)
Carlos Mencia should have never taken time off. I was mildly interested when he first started to get famous. Now he's thew only thing on and I'm gonna watch the news instead.


I just finished watching his standup, it was.. eh

Esuohlim May 14th, 2008 01:11 AM

CARLOS MENCIA SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN, YOU MEAN.

ElPila666 May 14th, 2008 02:30 AM


T-Rex May 14th, 2008 03:55 AM

Carlos Mencia doesn't do stand up. He re-tells jokes from good comedians. Only badly.



Also, these snacks are pretty much commercial racism towards white people. "Cracker" is OUR word!

WhiteRat May 14th, 2008 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 555729)


I. Fucked. Your. Mom.

Now this is a thread that might have some potential.

WhiteRat May 14th, 2008 08:17 AM

Quote:

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the ``Star Wars'' films.
http://www.qctimes.com/articles/2008...921.txt?sPos=3

T-Rex May 14th, 2008 11:05 AM


Guitar Woman May 14th, 2008 12:59 PM

holy shit :lol

bigtimecow May 14th, 2008 03:37 PM

would anyone on here like to play some brawl?

Kybo Ren May 14th, 2008 03:58 PM

HAIL LORD VADER!!
Once inside his car, a man wearing black Star Wars clothing, including a Darth Vader mask, approached him and ordered to give him money. The pizza deliveryman was able to drive away, but not before the suspect pulled a stun gun from his pocket and shocked him

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archive...he_farce_b.php


I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2008 04:17 PM

I took this girl to see Iron Man and she was texting on her damn phone the whole time.

Then she said the movie was stupid.

FUCK THAT.

Tadao May 14th, 2008 04:28 PM

Fuck her mom as payback.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2008 04:31 PM

Ewwww. You haven't seen her mom.

That'd be like cutting off my own dick to teach her a lesson.

Tadao May 14th, 2008 04:44 PM

Yeah but you could tell her that her mom is hotter than her.

ElPila666 May 14th, 2008 08:43 PM

Next time invite her to watch What happens in Las Vegas or Baby Mama, those are movies for chicks. I hope they realease a new Wonder Woman movie soon, or what about Spider Woman? she was really hot in that suit

Colonel Flagg May 14th, 2008 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 555790)
I've heard of more criminal incidents involving Darth, but havn't found them yet.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...i115835D08.DTL

Lord Vader took umbrage to those faithful to the Jedi religion.

May the Force be with you.

JediScum May 14th, 2008 09:21 PM

which Spider Woman?

ElPila666 May 14th, 2008 09:29 PM

Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

JediScum May 14th, 2008 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 555852)
Jessica Drew, the one that looks like an asian, she could be in the cartoons i'd like to f*** thread, plus she has a fine ass in that red suit, grrrrrr

well, the redhead isn't bad either, but i'll have to agree.... either Jessica Drew or BOTH!!!!

So anyways, i now read that 390,000 in the UK ALONE are/wanna be Jedis. Afucking goddamn church built.

Plus all the lightsaber battles on YouTube shows the Jedi drawing their weapon first. Fuck it, man i WOULD BECOME EVIL if it weren't for this....




Now, shape up assholes! or cripped dead people will END your intolerance!

TALK TO THAT GIRL, ESUOHLIM AS I"VE NOW FOUND MYSELF IN A SIMILIAR SITUATION, SIR.

JediScum May 15th, 2008 03:17 AM

nevermind... instead of raising hell, i'm just going to let cops, priests and doctors tell me what to do


executioneer May 15th, 2008 03:42 AM

this page sucks

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 10:45 AM

here we go-
Someone impersonating the Dark Lord of the Sith--i.e., a guy in a Darth Vader helmet--held up a movie theater in Springfield, Illinois, and made off with a load of cash.

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...23&entry=index

this article also mentions the pizza hungry darth again. I only brought any of this up because of WhiteRat's post, and Vader rules.

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 11:19 AM

some drunk loser bitchslaps roommate and identifies self as Darth Vader to cops
http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/the_emperor_set_him_up.php

And this had damn well better not be the actual Jedi church attack
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/04/ac...ng_jedi-2.html

Cause it's as lame as this
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/da...ice/2122479672

how low can a dark lord sink.

oh right, phantom menace

T-Rex May 15th, 2008 11:57 AM

Star Wars stinks.

Shrubfest May 15th, 2008 11:58 AM

In a literal or metaphorical sense?

Kybo Ren May 15th, 2008 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 555915)
Star Wars stinks.

Like Bantha Poodoo?
or like charred Rodian?

Esuohlim May 15th, 2008 02:24 PM

wtf, get out of our thread you jerks

Misdemonar May 15th, 2008 05:24 PM

this is where the secret club secretly meets

JediScum May 15th, 2008 06:56 PM

None of this would have ever happened if Yoda told Count Dooku "Yer too old, FAT MAN! And yer tits are too big! Get the fuck off my porch!"

executioneer May 15th, 2008 06:57 PM

no nerds allowed

Shrubfest May 15th, 2008 08:06 PM

Getting worried. Feel the need for a random interjection...


CUBISTS.

Dixie May 15th, 2008 08:21 PM

Ok so is everyone that posted on this page getting a red card or what?

Misdemonar May 15th, 2008 09:58 PM

RED CARD

THIS IS A RED CARD

corpexec44 May 15th, 2008 11:41 PM

RIP REDD FOXX

GADZOOKS May 16th, 2008 12:16 AM

cool

Pub Lover May 16th, 2008 12:23 AM

I've missed you, Mister Riddles. :(


Quote:

An aggravated robbery at a Barrington Street pharmacy yesterday has police

appealing for help.

The woman allegedly demanded a bottle of methadone from the pharmacist while

holding a knife in the raid, at about 2.30pm. She then left on foot towards

Colombo Street.

Detective Doreen Howe says there were four staff on duty at the time but none were

directly threatened. She says the woman is described as Caucasian, in her 30s, of

slight build and about 5 feet 5 inches tall with long brown hair tied back.

Detective Howe says the woman was wearing a red patterned bandanna across her face

and a black fleece zip-up sweatshirt.
I build epic backstories for such events in my head. :(

I'd write them down, but I can't get passed the idea that it is fanfiction.

Keep up the inspiring stories, World.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurntToShreds (Post 555943)
Why the hell can't they just get the animation studio

to make the movie in a higher quality than the show? Is that too much to fucking

ask?

Would you ask the guy that shits on your face to polish it? No! You would bring in

the professional shit polishers.


Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 555879)
That's the same trip that captain James T. Kirk might have

feelling when he destroyed the enterprise with the klingon Cristopher Loyd inside

of it because he was mad when he found his son was killed by evil klingons

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 555940)
Emily beat Lost Winds with a clear time of 3:20 or something,

but I had to look around on the internet to help her beat the boss. And all the

while she was going WAAH WAAH PUZZLE GAMES SHOULDN'T HAVE BOSSES WAAH WAAH

Young love. <3
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555888)
this page sucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 555930)
wtf, get out of our thread you jerks

It's the same number of posts in the same amount of time that they usually post.

You're only noticing it because it's not spread out by a friggingly stupid number

of my posts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 555947)
this is where the secret club secretly meets

SHH, IT'S A SECRAT! :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 555959)
no nerds allowed

Since when? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 555964)
Ok so is everyone that posted on this page getting

a red card or what?

They should. >:

Page Beak. :rolleyes

CiG is the best person here. She is so great she is a Vet twice. :eek

GADZOOKS May 16th, 2008 12:42 AM



My Discovery Channel board account went for more :(

HAVE A KICKASS SUMMER GUYS

Chojin May 16th, 2008 01:35 AM

YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON ACCOUNTS!!!

YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!

MattJack May 16th, 2008 02:55 AM

I be tossin n flossin my style is awesome

MattJack May 16th, 2008 03:05 AM

So Chojin what is your new avatar from?

I WANT TO KNOW

MLE May 16th, 2008 04:08 AM

Hell

MetalMilitia May 16th, 2008 05:00 AM

My guess is DDR.

executioneer May 16th, 2008 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 556014)
Hell

this

Chojin May 16th, 2008 06:55 AM


MetalMilitia May 16th, 2008 07:54 AM

Hell 2: Dancin' With the Devil

T-Rex May 16th, 2008 09:47 AM



Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.

MetalMilitia May 16th, 2008 10:21 AM

To me that looks like two Ghost busters taking down a gigantic ghost. :eek

T-Rex May 16th, 2008 10:31 AM

Yeah. It could also be a Super Saiyan charging up a kick ass attack.

HickMan May 16th, 2008 11:39 AM

stfu & gtfo

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2008 11:44 AM

That reminds me, I preordered Ghostbusters!

MattJack May 16th, 2008 12:57 PM

that reminds me, did you get a mic? and is yer sexbox360 fixed?

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2008 01:00 PM

it should arrive today, but I've got no mic yet. Maybe my friend has one. If it comes, I'll be playing GTA IV later.

Tadao May 16th, 2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 556037)

Lightning bolts appear above and around the Chaiten volcano as seen from Chana, some 30 kms (19 miles) north of the volcano, as it began its first eruption in thousands of years, in southern Chile May 2, 2008. Cases of electrical storms breaking out directly above erupting volcanoes are well documented, although scientists differ on what causes them.

I guess no one saw the link I posted to the huge pic of this.

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2008 02:26 PM

I think I did.

Sethomas May 16th, 2008 03:15 PM

The Gabby thing reminds me of 2003 when rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated, to quote the spirit of Mark Twain. I told HughBristic while I was in the hospital (she was the one who reported my demise) that I thought it'd be in bad taste for me to be able to read my own obituary, so she had that thread taken down. SIGH.

Tadao May 16th, 2008 03:20 PM

There needs to be a name for obituaries for the hated.

HickMan May 16th, 2008 04:21 PM

oBITCHuaries

HickMan May 16th, 2008 04:22 PM

:pagebrak

MarioRPG May 16th, 2008 06:44 PM

I feel sick :x

Tadao May 16th, 2008 08:05 PM

Maybe it's skin cancer.

WhiteRat May 16th, 2008 08:18 PM

Maybe it's maybeline?

liquidstatik May 17th, 2008 01:19 AM

hey dudes those last few pages STINK >:

Tadao May 17th, 2008 01:23 AM

Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

liquidstatik May 17th, 2008 01:59 AM

if only i had tv :<

Esuohlim May 17th, 2008 02:05 AM

:emoticon

WhiteRat May 17th, 2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 556274)
Don't worry. Tomorrow is SciFi channel night.

As sad as this sounds, i'd rather be at home tomorrow night getting drunk watching SciFi than going out for a coworker's 21st birthday.

Esuohlim May 17th, 2008 02:32 AM

A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

Esuohlim May 17th, 2008 02:33 AM

Who wants autographs

Esuohlim May 17th, 2008 02:35 AM



:picklehat

WhiteRat May 17th, 2008 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 556284)
A friend of mine called me tonight and told me I was briefly shown walking by during a filler shot on tonight's episode of 20/20.

I was very skeptical about this at first, but then I indeed remembered walking by a camera on a tripod pointing at seemingly nothing a few weeks ago.

IN SHORT, I AM POTENTIALLY FAMOUSE

Was the segment about obesity in America? If so, i'm sure they focused the camera on your massive monster truck tire-like gunt which may or may not be embarassing to you.

Esuohlim May 17th, 2008 02:42 AM

I oughta deck you one

WhiteRat May 17th, 2008 02:52 AM

It's a wake up call pal, you gotta lose the cottage cheese.

Tadao May 17th, 2008 07:54 PM

Stupid SciFi Channel. It's suposed o be stupisd scary movies on Sat. but no.... they had to ruin it with an Indiana Jones movie marathon. I want more horrible movies!

WhiteRat May 17th, 2008 08:44 PM

I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2008 09:29 PM

Yo, T-Rex. How hard was it to get a pilot's license?

MarioRPG May 17th, 2008 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 556287)


:picklehat

We should do a thread where people compare handwriting, as I assume all computer-users hate such 'primitive ways'. :)

Sethomas May 18th, 2008 02:22 AM

Guys, Friday night as I was smoking outside the bar at closing time, a cute girl was talking to some friends of mine and then she turned to me and said, "hey, I think I know you from... that website." All of a sudden, I was like, "OH SHIT!!" Turned out she was talking about the town's LJ community, so it was all cool. She even remembered a post I made almost three years ago for some reason.

At some point I did quote the spirit of MM and said "Hi, my name is Seth. You probably know me from The Internet," which is eerily effective in this community.

Zomboid May 18th, 2008 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 556356)
I decided against going to the bars tonight and I was actually looking forward to some shitty movies. Time to channel surf.

That's what I did. I was too hungover to do anything else anyway, so watching trash on tv was just great.

HickMan May 18th, 2008 03:04 AM

That's totally Loveline material. In a good way!

ElPila666 May 18th, 2008 03:40 AM

Seth does the girl knows that you are a youtube star?

Tadao May 18th, 2008 12:14 PM

If find it hilarious that people still take things said in these forums so seriously.


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