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Asila Oct 20th, 2008 11:50 PM

YOU GODDAMNED ASTROLOGY PEOPLE MAKE IT TOO COMPLICATED


Tadao Oct 20th, 2008 11:56 PM

GGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

Tadao Oct 20th, 2008 11:57 PM

I'm going to make a women of I-Mockery calendar, so I need all you ladies to PM me your sexiest pics.

Dixie Oct 20th, 2008 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 589330)
GGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD


Asila Oct 21st, 2008 12:17 AM

:LOL

Asila Oct 21st, 2008 12:18 AM

Tadao is actually getting subtler

WHY ARE NOT ON MSN TADAO?

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 12:21 AM

I AM

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 12:22 AM

I SEE YOU :hypno

Asila Oct 21st, 2008 12:24 AM

THEN MESSAGE ME ONCE IN A WHILE SHEESH

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 09:32 AM

ASILA I FORGET YOU'RE A GIRL SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S THE CAPS LOCK :eek

Asila Oct 21st, 2008 12:24 PM

It's a bad habit :(

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 01:53 PM


:lol :eek

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 589424)
It's a bad habit :(

YOU'RE A BAD HABIT

pac-man Oct 21st, 2008 02:06 PM



That's a bad habit.

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 02:10 PM

MIC VIC LOOKIN AS NIGGA

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 02:10 PM

MIKE*

executioneer Oct 21st, 2008 06:28 PM

oh my god the poor puppy :(

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 06:29 PM

that mans rubbin his p*enis while lookin at it's butt :x

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 06:34 PM

Some say it is time Arkansas played a little follow the leader.

The Natural State is one of only five yet to pass legislation making animal cruelty a felony.

Dixie Oct 21st, 2008 09:48 PM

I fucking hate Arkansas.

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 11:16 PM

DONT U DISPECT MY STATE

liquidstatik Oct 21st, 2008 11:17 PM

nah but this place does suck

DevilWearsPrada Oct 21st, 2008 11:26 PM

I-mockery...sit down, we need to talk.


Look, I know we've had good times, and bad, but we don't have the same connection going on that we used to. The flame has gone out in our relationship, if you catch my drift. And I don't think we're gonna be able to keep doing this. So, I'm breaking this off. I hope you understand, it's not you, it's me. And....maybe we can still be friends. maybe.



Anyways...
I expect you to raise the fuck out of here by tomorrow. You don't own much, so I kinda piled what shit you do own by the door.

Dixie Oct 21st, 2008 11:26 PM

Seriously, Arkansas was one of the worst places I've ever visited.
Followed closely by the Texas Border Patrol body search room.

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 11:44 PM

I would totally search you :yum

Aaarg Oct 21st, 2008 11:55 PM

search this!

Asila Oct 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM

There are some rural places in NC that are pretty gross, but I stopped at a gas station in Alabama that creeped the fuck out of me.

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2008 01:31 AM


pac-man Oct 22nd, 2008 01:35 AM

I got Sarah Palin, but who's the chick on the other shirt?

kahljorn Oct 22nd, 2008 03:26 AM

i dont know what's weirder the faces on the shirts or the faces above the shirts :(

Dixie Oct 22nd, 2008 09:15 AM

Is that Corky on the left side of the picture?

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2008 10:52 AM

Sarah Palin is coming to town this week and I am getting the hell out of Dodge.

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2008 03:01 PM

You'd better, cause now I know where you live.

RaNkeri Oct 22nd, 2008 03:05 PM

yo yo yo b-boy

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2008 03:09 PM

Sup G.

Gordon Liddy

RaNkeri Oct 22nd, 2008 03:19 PM

HXC

MattJack Oct 22nd, 2008 03:23 PM


Tadao Oct 22nd, 2008 03:27 PM

Lol

Tadao Oct 22nd, 2008 03:28 PM

I'm posting that where I found the other one.

MattJack Oct 22nd, 2008 03:36 PM

I like this one better


RaNkeri Oct 22nd, 2008 03:37 PM

How bout doing one with the guy on the background?

MattJack Oct 22nd, 2008 03:43 PM

his head's cut off :(

Kitsa Oct 22nd, 2008 03:54 PM

Well, here's my holiday shopping done for this year:

http://www.flavortools.com/molds-naughty.html

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 06:07 PM

look at this


just LOOK AT IT

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 589651)
shut up arrowx

I swear he sucks so hard on so many levels I just can't figure out how to possibly begin to make taunt him correctly

liquidstatik Oct 22nd, 2008 06:35 PM


Zomboid Oct 22nd, 2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 589653)
look at this


just LOOK AT IT



I swear he sucks so hard on so many levels I just can't figure out how to possibly begin to make taunt him correctly

They both suck. Ban em both :O

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 06:50 PM

Sounds good to me


How does DVP even know who Arrowx is

kahljorn Oct 22nd, 2008 07:14 PM

maybe he IS arrowx

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 07:17 PM

He's Arrowx and Zeldasbiggestfan

He's an evil jewborg hive mind

Sam Oct 22nd, 2008 07:55 PM

I HATE HIM/THEM. >:

DevilWearsPrada Oct 22nd, 2008 08:29 PM

join usssssssss......

MetalMilitia Oct 22nd, 2008 08:31 PM

Show of hands - who thinks devilswearsprada should pipe down?

DevilWearsPrada Oct 22nd, 2008 08:34 PM

I already broke up with you, i-mockery.

Dixie Oct 22nd, 2008 09:14 PM

Then fucking leave already.

DevilWearsPrada Oct 22nd, 2008 09:59 PM

WELL GAWD FIEN THEN >:

liquidstatik Oct 22nd, 2008 10:04 PM

SRSLY?

liquidstatik Oct 22nd, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 589678)
Show of hands - who thinks devilswearsprada should pipe down?

I KNOW WE DON'T GET ALONG MM BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ON THIS ONE BUDDY

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 11:02 PM

He's got a wobzire quote in his sig

AND he missed the page break

kahljorn Oct 23rd, 2008 01:07 AM

I'm guilty of that myself but mostly because it happens on accident and im too lazy to change it.

kahljorn Oct 23rd, 2008 01:07 AM

I got suspended from a class at school because i made fun of the teacher for being a crazy jerkoff ;o

liquidstatik Oct 23rd, 2008 01:15 AM

i cant edit posts so y'lal just gonna have to deal with it when i miss pagebreaks >:

liquidstatik Oct 23rd, 2008 02:38 AM

Quote:

Furthermore, these girls are almost never interesting from a friendship point of view. Teenagers are intellectually and emotionally too immature and I can't stand many them to tell you the truth. I am sure there are those that are very smart and mature even at their age, but I have yet to meet any. My unfulfillable fantasy is someone who is mentally and emotionally at least my age, but remains physically 15 indefinately. I understand that this is not possible.
Oh man, I feel him :(

MetalMilitia Oct 23rd, 2008 01:42 PM



:eek

liquidstatik Oct 23rd, 2008 02:54 PM

hahaha, that crazy kid :(

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2008 06:01 PM

Here's something. My puppy's going into training to be a service dog (as soon as we find the right place) and I am scared to freaking death to take a dog anywhere in case someone gives me a problem about it. Sure, they have all of the "service dogs welcome" shit, but I don't think anyone really means it.

pac-man Oct 23rd, 2008 06:29 PM

Choose a place that'll train him to attack people who renege on their "service dogs welcome" policy.

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 07:29 PM

Are you training it for you or are you going to give him away?

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2008 07:57 PM

No, I'm training her for me. Because my balance is fucked.

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 08:13 PM

How's your physical balance? Badump dump dump Tscht

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2008 08:24 PM

sure ok yes

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 08:30 PM

It's time you stopped caring about what people think, and high time you start thinking about what people owe you.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2008 08:37 PM

lol

Well, I was looking at all of the crap you have to buy for Service dogs, and much of it seems to center around trying to avoid getting into trouble with people. Like, vests so it's obvious, patches so it's obvious, even little cards with the laws printed on them so you can hand them out. They sort of set you up for it.

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 08:39 PM

That is way cool of them, I'm just bummed that if I ever do wind up in a wheelchair, I won't be able to go to a great many of places.

Kitsa Oct 23rd, 2008 08:43 PM

I've randomly landed back in a wheelchair on and off and it's mainly a giant feeling of well, shit, what now.

Jeanette X Oct 23rd, 2008 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 589475)
oh my god the poor puppy :(

I found the article the pic came from, and the dog is getting better. :\

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 09:19 PM

But the humans who did it receive no punishment :(

Dixie Oct 23rd, 2008 09:38 PM

5
5 fucking spinal taps, and not one of them any good.
I'm ready to kill someone.
I'll throw a proper bitch fit later.

Zomboid Oct 23rd, 2008 09:41 PM

babe y dont u calm down n show daddy ur ta-tas

Sam Oct 23rd, 2008 09:49 PM

o grrl u no im gon tap it right

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 589845)
5
5 fucking spinal taps, and not one of them any good.
I'm ready to kill someone.
I'll throw a proper bitch fit later.

Sorry Cig

Tadao Oct 23rd, 2008 11:02 PM

Maybe this will cheer you up some.


Zomboid Oct 24th, 2008 12:41 AM

That's really, really cool.

pac-man Oct 24th, 2008 12:42 AM

Tadao did you have anything to do with these cute animals/bad news e-cards?


Jeanette X Oct 24th, 2008 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 589845)
5
5 fucking spinal taps, and not one of them any good.
I'm ready to kill someone.
I'll throw a proper bitch fit later.

Wow. What did you need that done for? :\

liquidstatik Oct 24th, 2008 01:25 AM

COME OOOOON PAGE BREAK

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GUYS, WHAT IS THIS FROM? :(

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