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Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 05:53 PM

The waiter at the bar today didn't know that Coke with grenadine and Cherry Coke aren't the same thing :(

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 06:00 PM

DEAR GURGLYGOOSE, I JUST SENT YOU MY ENTRIES INTO YOUR CONTEST SO LOOK AT THEM NOW >:

liquidstatik Nov 14th, 2008 06:02 PM

FUCK YOU SAM >:

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 06:05 PM

>:

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2008 06:28 PM

I HAVE SEEN THEM AND AM PLEASED

JUDGMENT FROM THE GOLDEN GOD GUS WILL BE WITHHELD UNTIL RAGNAGUS, WHEN THE SERPENT JORMANDGUS IS SLAIN AND THE CONTEST DECLARED OVER

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 06:37 PM

SO WHAT IS THAT? LIKE MONDAY? :(

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 06:58 PM

I'M PRETTY SURE HE SAID WEDNESDAY

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 07:00 PM

I'M PRETTY SURE SHUT THE FUCK UP ASILA >:

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:00 PM

HEY

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:01 PM

I HEARD THAT

Sam Nov 14th, 2008 07:09 PM

STUFF IT, YOU JAMMY TWAT. >:

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2008 07:09 PM

Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:10 PM

>:

BITE ME SAM

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594141)
Yet you're not following it. :rolleyes

That goes double for you

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 07:14 PM

KISSES!

DevilWearsPrada Nov 14th, 2008 08:09 PM

OMG A GIRL KISSED ME ON THE INTERNET OMG WE MUST BE MARRIED

Supafly345 Nov 14th, 2008 08:47 PM

ןoן dn s,ʇɐɥʍ sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

Kitsa Nov 14th, 2008 09:33 PM

my dog just somehow unzipped her "escape proof" travel crate from the inside and went on a rampage through my parents' house.

Pub Lover Nov 14th, 2008 09:47 PM

Poodle Macgyver. :eek

BLEU Nov 14th, 2008 10:35 PM

I just took my lesbian roommate's dog for a walk and she took a crap on the POLICE OFFICER'S lawn. I didn't think to bring any bags or whatever to pick up potential dookies, so I just left it steaming by his mailbox. The problem is... as I hurried on, looking back at his house, I am pretty sure I saw him sitting there on his porch in the dark.

I'm scared, guys.

Asila Nov 14th, 2008 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sjmck (Post 594161)
Now I am sad that my picture was not more creative.

But my picture was first! You can't take that away from me.

He's new so he won't look here but hey I USED TO LIVE IN STOCKBRIDGE DOES IT STILL SUCK?

Kitsa Nov 15th, 2008 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 594162)
Poodle Macgyver. :eek

Yeah :hypno She's scary-smart but it only seems to kick in when she's doing her own thing. When it comes time to obey some commands, she conveniently turns stupid.

Even so, all is well except for the shrill fucking bark whenever she's bored and wants attention, or when she sees one of the cats and thinks it's talking shit to her.

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 01:09 AM

Ok I had a good time but Jim's been puking for the past hour.
Goddammit.
I'm not buying him drinks anymore.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 01:19 AM

:lol

:(

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 01:20 AM

I need sex.
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL have sex one way or another, preferably without vomit being involved.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 01:22 AM

Ok then!

and ew


Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 01:23 AM

HE'S FUCKING SNORING NOW!

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 01:34 AM

Looks like it's me and you tonight Hustler Love Bullet.

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 01:34 AM

MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I'm angry.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 01:37 AM

I take it the networking did not go so well

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 01:54 AM

ME AND MY DRRANK

Dixie Nov 15th, 2008 02:00 AM

What I've just done is probably considered rape if it were the other way around.

Networking went just fine thank you ;)
He just had too much to drink.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:06 AM

I LOVE YOU CiG

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:09 AM

AT THE MOMENT

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:14 AM

Conditions on love? :x

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:17 AM

MY AFFECTION IS ENCOMPASSING I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE INFERRING

Except yes I am drunk so tpppph

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:18 AM

Who isn't drunk?

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:20 AM

At this time of the night? Insane people I say!

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:23 AM

Or people that understand timezones?

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:25 AM

tbbbbh

I understand your timezone very much, thank you.

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:40 AM

My timezones?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 594197)
Saturday Night Live has never, ever, EVER been funny, to any degree, at all, and I have no idea where the general misconception that it was came from.

MadTV was ok.

This is one of those crazy posts that make me love you, Baby. :love

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:40 AM

N/M Jeez

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:41 AM


Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:44 AM

CRAP I JUST MADE MY THUMB BLEED THAT'S NOT HEALTHY

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:51 AM

I thought wimmen thought it was ok to bleed. :rolleyes

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:51 AM

NOT FROM EVERY ORIFICE

or artificial orifices for that matter FUCK

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 02:53 AM

ORFICES :eek

wobzire Nov 15th, 2008 02:54 AM

Hey guys. Sorry I've not been around in a while. I uh, god damnit. I posted on 4chan. I know. I'm sorry. Will I ever feel human again? How long will it be?

Tadao Nov 15th, 2008 02:55 AM

Orfi

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 02:55 AM

Danny doesn't like blood, that is why he gets to them before all that.

wobzire Nov 15th, 2008 02:56 AM

I'm afraid.

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 02:56 AM

4chan sucks and is full of virgins and fat virgins

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:56 AM

: PEDO

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 02:57 AM

i like blood pub i just want it comin out of their mouth not their pussy

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 02:59 AM

YOU MISSED THE PAGE BREAK DON'T COMMENT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DONE THAT

LIQUID YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE TO PUNCH EM HARD ENOUGH SO THEY BLEED BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH SO THEY GET KNOCKED OUT REMEMBER

wobzire Nov 15th, 2008 02:59 AM

I just thought "Ooooh an open forum, this is a good place to post some comics". It wasn't. It wasn't a good place at all!

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:00 AM

They wake up soon enough.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:01 AM

A LEAD PIPE WILL SOLVE THAT PROBLEM

wobzire Nov 15th, 2008 03:01 AM

I am really bad at the internet. That is my problem.

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:02 AM

hahahha, i was IMing someone and in the corner of my eye saw what your avatar did pub it was lol

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:08 AM

hehehehehe

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:10 AM

SEND ME NUDES OR I WILL SHOW THESE PICITURES :lol

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:11 AM

>:

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2008 03:15 AM

PLAY A BASS WITH A GUITAR SLIDE

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2008 03:16 AM

IT'S BRUTAL

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:17 AM

GUITAR WOMAN THIS IS A 'HAS SHOWN OUR DICKS TO EACH OTHER' GROUP STAY OUT OF IT

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:17 AM

OR SHOW IT

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:18 AM

SERIOUSLY

GET WITH THE RULES

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:22 AM

Not everyone whips out their wang at every opportunity, we should respect GW's prudish nature, guys.

Unless she really wants to, because that would be cool. :(

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:23 AM

i'd photoshop it into my mouth and then jerk off :eek

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:26 AM

So would I, no joke.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:26 AM

GW's wang is a valuable commodity

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:27 AM

a valuable cummonme

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:28 AM

I wouldn't pay for it though. I respect her too much to treat her like a whore.


Like a slut is another matter entirely.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:28 AM

hahahhaah your puns are worse than mine

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:29 AM

Not you, YOU
FUCKING PAGE BRAK


liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:31 AM

PAGE BREAK >:

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:33 AM

I DID IT DON'T RIDE MY ASS UNLESS YOU MEAN IT

RaNkeri Nov 15th, 2008 03:33 AM

:rolleyes

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:34 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP RANKERI I MEAN IT

I WILL FIND YOUR SCANDINAVIAN ASS

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:34 AM

You missed it and you know you did, you liar.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:35 AM

OH FUCK OFF I SO FIXED IT

RaNkeri Nov 15th, 2008 03:35 AM

:rolleyes you Asila! >:

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:36 AM

I DON'T COUNT SHIT I GOTS FEMALE PROBLEMS TO TAKE CARE OF

RaNkeri Nov 15th, 2008 03:36 AM

More like Assila amirite?

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:37 AM

OH TOTALLY

NOW SHUT UP BEFORE I PULL YOUR ARMS OFF AND RAPE YOU WITH THEM.

THAT WOULD BE EMBARASSING FOR BOTH OF US

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:37 AM

Post Edits are for Post Losers.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:40 AM

I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING I'M A POST LOSER

it's cathartic

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:41 AM

FUCK YEAH I SPELLED THAT RIGHT

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:45 AM

woooooo

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:46 AM

Then imagine I said something that you found insulting. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:46 AM

Ranny-K! How are you doing?! :eek

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:47 AM

You know what Jarv?

There are two chats right now and both of them insulted me, so go you

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:51 AM

I don't have any idea what you're talking about! :eek

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:52 AM

Good.

I just took a guy's head off. and then scavenged his body for ammunition. Mmmmmm.

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:54 AM

NOW THE RADIO IS TALKING ABOUT ME

IT'S THE MOST FANTASTIC I WILL EVER BE

Tadao Nov 15th, 2008 03:56 AM

:conspiracy

liquidstatik Nov 15th, 2008 03:58 AM

G'NIGHT :*

Asila Nov 15th, 2008 03:58 AM

I am forced to ask why everyone's going to sleep now ;_;

Pub Lover Nov 15th, 2008 03:58 AM

Bye Danny! Have good dreams!


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