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Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:29 PM

How 'bout some cider Shrub?
:pagebrak

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:30 PM

SAM

SAM

SAM

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:30 PM

Oh, and my travel fare paying, or at least put toward.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:30 PM

SAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAMSAM

SHRUBFEST YOU COULD HAVE A BUNCH OF DRINKS IF YOU WANTED

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 594981)
How 'bout some cider Shrub?

Works for me!

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:31 PM

Hmmmm airfare?
Well I'd accept a photoshop, as long as it's done well.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:32 PM

Photoshop pppppfffffssshhhh

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:33 PM

SAM, YA GOTTA FOOT THE BILL FOR THAT ONE

YA GOTTA DO IT

I'LL BUY DRINKS AFTERWARD IF YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THE TUNNEL NETWORK

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:33 PM

I might actually be in Yorkshire next year, but if Sam isn't there I can't take the picture.
:(

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:33 PM

MAYBE I COULD BE THERE

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:33 PM

CiG, you need to order the schoolgirl uniform

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:35 PM

I CAN TAKE THE PICTURE

SAM AND SHRUB CAN ESCAPE THE GUARDS ON A GRAND ROMANTIC ADVENTURE TO MEET GUS AT A BAR, WHICH IS COINCIDENTALLY CALLED 'GUSSIES"!

IT'S FATE

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:35 PM

I have one, duhhhhhh.

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:35 PM

BUT WILL I FIT IN IT?

TIME TO START A COLLECTION THREAD.

IF NOOB3 COULD GET MONEY FOR BACON, THIS SHOULD BE CAKE.

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:38 PM

I dunno if you'd fit in it, but the skirt is a wrap skirt, so you can show a little leg if it doesn't fit.
The shirt is just a normal white dress shirt.
you're on your own with stockings though.
I prefer thigh highs.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:40 PM

So you DO have a schoolgirl uniform

Did you ever wear it to an AC/DC concert?

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:42 PM

I've never been to an ACDC concert.
I desperately want to go to one though.
I have a super cool ACDC shirt with Angus' face on it that says "Lock Up Your Daughters".
But when I wear it Angus' face gets all stretched out and funny lookin.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:43 PM

It gets funny looking because he's squashed on your tits and he came :x

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 03:46 PM

GUYS, I GOTTA GO BACK TO WORK. :tear

BYE

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:47 PM

GUHBYE MAN :tear

DON'T LET THE GESTAPO GETCHA

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:48 PM

I'm never that lucky.
I don't really have any famous people on my "already did it" list.
I got to flirt with Lemmy though.
:D

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:48 PM

Bye!

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 03:50 PM

I like what just happened in this thread.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:52 PM

That's what happens when the cool people bother showing up :(

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2008 03:53 PM

I feel special to have been a part of it.

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 03:54 PM

You are special Shrub.
If I make it out to Yorkshire, I'll buy you a cider anyways even if we don't get the picture.
:pagebrak
Phooey on you guys.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 03:54 PM


Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:55 PM

MISFIRE, MISFIRE!

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 03:56 PM


Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 03:57 PM

ABORT

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:00 PM

I fixed it.
:P

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

Boo on edit buttons! :boo

Why, if I had my druthers... >:

RaNkeri Nov 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

speaking of cider, anybody here like StrongBow?

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:01 PM

I like the edit button.
I can erase things I wrote when I was drunk with them.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:02 PM

IF AHHHH HAD MAH DRUTHERS, BOI

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:05 PM

PEE PEE TIEM!

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 04:05 PM

Broverg is back :)

...For five minutes. :(

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:13 PM

Sheeit, guys, I finally landed me an Aerosmith fan! Took long enough, shit, I even pulled a CAPS LOCK outta my ass and wasn't getting a reaction

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 595041)
Hahahaha!
Joke's on you!
We don't own a gun and you could join if you had a cute girlfriend!
HAHA!


Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:23 PM

I'd hit it.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:26 PM

We may drop by sometime, then. She's stuck in Seattle, sharing a room with a bunch of Mormons right now, she'll be stir crazy by the time she gets back

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:27 PM

And Pub that gif is probably my favorite to spawn out of in these here forums

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:29 PM

If we make it to the east coast I'll let you know.

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:50 PM

I'm not in an eastcoast shithole, I'm in an Oregon shithole

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 04:52 PM

I meant west coast!

Grislygus Nov 18th, 2008 04:53 PM

Dammit :(

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 05:10 PM

Because of the lack of Philosophy, Politics, and News, that board is now for roleplaying.

My god have mercy on our souls. :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2008 06:17 PM

I came up with a great joke last night and I checked on the internet today and someone beat me too it. :(

What do you call an attorney in a wheelchair?

Spoilers!

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 06:23 PM

nice

Guitar Woman Nov 18th, 2008 07:00 PM

asdf

Guitar Woman Nov 18th, 2008 07:01 PM


Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 09:04 PM

HEY SAM, REMEMBER WHEN THAT BIG RIG TOOK OUT THAT RESTAURANT ON THE BEND ON THE 101 ABOUT 5 YEARS BACK. GOOD TIMES EH?

Sam Nov 18th, 2008 09:08 PM

SO MANY BIG RIGS TAKE OUT RESTAURANTS ON THE 101 YOU WILL HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC.

Dixie Nov 18th, 2008 09:10 PM

Back from work.
Yay!

Tadao Nov 18th, 2008 09:11 PM

Yeah, probably huh.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 595147)
Just an unofficial psycho/sociological survey.


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...landcreepy.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 595149)
SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN GRISLYGUS' PHOTOBUCKET ACCOUNT. :rolleyes

Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2008 09:56 PM

I spend most of my time trying to come up with stuff for sardonic wits to respond to; what can I say.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 10:13 PM

Unless you have another photobucket account called Kitsa_For_WittyPeople, then I'd say you're doing it for the sardonically witless. :(

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2008 10:20 PM

Haha, that was my first thought too. :x

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 595168)
Terra was pg at the same time I was, so maybe she had her baby by now.

If she did then that just proves the world is backwards in it's fairness. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 595182)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 595177)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 595174)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 595172)
MISDEMONAR IS MY E-WHORE

SAM ARE YOU A LOVELY E-WOMEN?

IT DOESN'T MATTER, LET'S GET BAKED.



Is that what weed looks like? If so, I think I found weed in my freezer! :eek

I thought it was ice-burned cabbage. :x

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2008 10:36 PM

Pub: meh, I'm lukewarm on begrudgery. Sounded like she'd been through shit too.

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 10:39 PM

Yeah, but she chose to work as a skanky whore in those copro-dens.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2008 10:41 PM

was "skanky whore" the official job title?

Pub Lover Nov 18th, 2008 10:46 PM

She wished. ;)

Battle Net Edition Nov 18th, 2008 11:49 PM

I've got to read some poetry from a poet I like for a class. It's going to take place at a mom 'n' pop coffee shop owned by a christian couple. I'm debating on whether or not to pick somebody besides John Cooper Clarke, but I don't know who. :[

DevilWearsPrada Nov 19th, 2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 595190)
Is that what weed looks like? If so, I think I found weed in my freezer! :eek

I thought it was ice-burned cabbage. :x

weed doesn't usually look like that. that's either a good strain, or useless shwag

Aaarg Nov 19th, 2008 01:26 AM


kahljorn Nov 19th, 2008 02:16 AM

that shit looks pretty good to me ;o

MattJack Nov 19th, 2008 10:29 AM

hahaha good work Aarg

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2008 11:31 AM

I just tried to trim a cat's claws and man, she fucked my shit up.

At one point the index finger of my protective gloves was literally full of blood. Literally full of blood.

I need to sell this cat to Guantanamo as a torture device. Five minutes with a bare nutsack and a prisoner would confess to anything they wanted :(

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 12:55 PM

So Brahmo's moving too quickly guys, he's already called The Man down on Tadao, we're not going to be able to enjoy his company long enough before he throws a bitch fit and leaves forever and comes back six months later a lot duller

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:19 PM

What have I missed today?
Seems like there was some excitement.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:23 PM

Just Bahmo proving to be yet another spoiled dork

And A CERTAIN YOUNG LADY officially oversaturated Evil Donald Sutherland

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:27 PM

Ohh another crybaby is always welcome here.
Donald Sutherland isn't evil, he's just charming.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:28 PM

Not after the plants got him :eek

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:29 PM

Is that why there's a picture of marijuana?
:pagebrak

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 01:29 PM


Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:32 PM

CiG, are you Pub's nemesis now

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:35 PM

ASILA

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:36 PM

GODDAMMIT!
I'll fix it.

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:39 PM

Why I have I been cursed with the Page Brak so often lately?
DAMMIT

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 01:41 PM


Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:43 PM

Works for me!

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:45 PM

Waitaminute, what kind of freak counts the posts?

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 594882)
Holy fuck, just let the damned thing die already

I wonder what thread this was from and what I had to say about it. :confused

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 595296)
It's funny how they get drawn to me. Maybe JOAT told them all that I have the cure!

Code:

omgyouknowthisisviewablebynewbsright!

:domo
Code:

No, it isn't. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 01:48 PM

Oh yeah, I was going to chastise Gus for not wanting to take money from cosplayers, losers, and Klingon-speakers.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 595302)
Waitaminute, what kind of freak counts the posts?

:tear

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:54 PM

Their money is dirty

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:54 PM

You should take their money. And laugh at them.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 01:56 PM

NEVER

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 01:57 PM

Never is a lie. We all know that.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 02:00 PM

FINE

"I will never make and sell Trekkie fanart to the gullible of many lands, unless the alternative is sucking cocks for money, "

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 02:03 PM

If I had talent I would.

Tadao Nov 19th, 2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 595314)
If I had talent I would.

And you would die a little every pen stroke.

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 02:07 PM

It's easier to say that than to actually bust your ass on a drawing that you don't want to do in the first place and hawk it to fat, repulsive geeks in costume

I'd end up slitting my damn wrists and sign them in my own worthless blood

Tadao Nov 19th, 2008 02:08 PM

Hey Cig? Why is it Jim isn't making Green Day music again?

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 02:10 PM

WORTHLESS, I SAY! TAKE MY LIFEBLOOD, AS THOU HAST ALREADY CLAIMED MY VERY SOUL. OH, HIDEOUS FATE, TURN THINE FOUL VISAGE AWAY FROM THIS PLACE, AND SPARE ONE PITEOUS FOOL HIS WELL-EARNED TORMENT

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 02:13 PM

I don't have integrity, there's a big difference.

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2008 02:14 PM


Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 02:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 02:16 PM

As far as I know you, Pub, are the first to photoshop me.
I am deeply honored.


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