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Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 12:55 PM


Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 596142)
But isn't that what women are for? :(

That would work on a feminist, but I believe women belong at home, cooking and cleaning too.
If I were a housewife again I wouldn't be bitching. I loved being a housewife.

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:14 PM

;)

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:15 PM

Do you hate sex too or do you get paid for it?

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 01:18 PM

Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:19 PM

Yesterday I cooked and cleaned an was all "This is fricking easy, I would totally do this if I had some jerk willing to go out to work for me."

Then I cried. >:

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596194)
Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.


:lol


:(


:tear


:wank


:)


:rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 596194)
Sex is one of the best things in life, but I'm hoping you already knew that.

He has a terrible case of Tyttöbakteeri, so he'll never know love. :(

Esuohlim Nov 21st, 2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596189)
Dammit! I was kidding! >:

Your characters aren't supposed to have minds of their own, Pub :rolleyes

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:27 PM

Pub, if you go through the trouble of learning some random finnish word, could you also go through the toruble of learning to use it properly? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:34 PM

I don't see that as very likely, Mr Tyttöbakteeri. ;)

Your language is crazy gibberish. :eek

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 01:40 PM

Holy shit, Ranny-K! Have you been lying? Are you really from Suomi? I don't even know how to say a u before an o in a word. That is crazy shit, you liars. Stop lying about stuff! >:

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 01:44 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwakjoSs754

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 02:06 PM

swo-mee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgTyVkpJY3g

ElPila666 Nov 21st, 2008 02:28 PM

http://translate.google.com/translat...-8&sl=en&tl=es

:lol Amante Pub

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 02:30 PM

RaNkeri tyttöbakteerija tietokone satunnaintön

Gibberish. :x

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 596218)
RaNkeri tyttöbakteerija tietokone satunnaintön

Rankeri cooties computer ????

Even I don't know what the hell the last word means, so yeah, gibberish :x

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 02:45 PM

I always do this, I forget I can just use babelfish and end up spending hours doing research that results in complete nonsense.

Rankeri apulainen aihe polveutuansa tietokone joka on joten satunnainen! :eek

Equally nonsense, but much quickly gained nonsense.

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 02:52 PM

Rankeri helper/assistant subject descends computer which is and thus/so/hence occassional

What the hell man? >:

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 02:57 PM

Babelfish sucks, when I taught french for a couple of semesters you could immediately tell who was using it.

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 02:58 PM

I got closer with my own research. :lol

At least Seth can't barge in here & really show me up by reciting 13th century Finnish proverbs and extolling the many ways the Finno-Ugric languages intersects with non-regular English form. :x

Pub Lover Nov 21st, 2008 03:08 PM

My main problem is that I rely on direct substitution (much like babelfish) rather than any understanding of grammar, which is how I ended up saying ElPila was object that penis were suck of. :(


Haha, that is soooo not my main problem. :lol

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 03:14 PM

But ElPila is the object that penis were suck of.

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 03:27 PM

The roommate and I are going to install our hot tub today. We shall be the envy of Chatelaine Cir!

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:33 PM

Chatelaine cir?

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:34 PM

:rolleyes

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 03:34 PM

Chatelaine Circle...the street I live on.

Please guys don't send me any SARS through the mail. I just got over a cold.

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:35 PM

Sounds pretty gay

Unless the roommate is a woman :eek

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 03:42 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
VITTU!

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:44 PM

You even know what that means, kiddo? :rolleyes

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 03:44 PM

You're a little heavy on the eyerolls lately, Rankeri :(

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 03:52 PM

My favorite Finns in the world taught me that word.
:)

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:55 PM

Oh, so it's just the old joke claiming a new victim :(

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 03:56 PM

As long as they laugh when I say it I'm happy.
They especially love my southern accent on it.

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 03:59 PM

Gonna nap now.
bye bye.

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 03:59 PM

Could you try typing it the way you pronounce it? You've got my attention :(

Dixie Nov 21st, 2008 04:00 PM

TOO LATE I'M ASLEEP NOW.
I really don't know how to type it out phoenetically, even my Lebanese co-workers laugh at my southern accent Arabic.

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596252)
You're a little heavy on the eyerolls lately, Rankeri :(


Lately? The Rankster is infamously known as the man with the eyeroll fetish.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 05:06 PM

I thought that was Sam.

RaNkeri Nov 21st, 2008 05:26 PM

Sam? He's nothing but a miserable copycat :rolleyes

I'M THE REAL DEAL :rolleyes

MattJack Nov 21st, 2008 06:42 PM

I'M GOING TO SEE THE CRYSTAL METHOD TONIGHT YALL

IN YOUR FACE

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2008 06:55 PM

DUDES I AM SO HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 4 WEEKS

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 596238)
The roommate and I are going to install our hot tub today. We shall be the envy of Chatelaine Cir!


Installing an Indoor or outdoor hot tube? I want to get an indoor one but I worry about mold and the such.

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 07:13 PM

It's an outdoor one. My roommate and jack of all trades friend tried hooking it up earlier but I guess the wires are fucked up or something. He's going to come back later in the week and try to hook it up when he has time.

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 07:28 PM

My poor dog had surgery today and is knocked the fuck out. I feel bad for her.

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 08:09 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ck

I am so bored >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596283)
My poor dog had surgery today and is knocked the fuck out. I feel bad for her.


What happened to the puppers?

liquidstatik Nov 21st, 2008 09:12 PM

I AM NO LONGER SO HIGH

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 09:14 PM

Fix that, son. Fix that shit real quick.

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:17 PM

http://en.akinator.com/

I shat.

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 09:21 PM

fucking yeah fix that shit

and then talk to me >:


Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:24 PM

I thought of Manny Calavera, Robert Plant, and the Akinator and it guessed all of them on its first try

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:24 PM

That thing is eerie as fuck

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:26 PM

Haha, I won. It couldn't get James Sunderland. :picklehat

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 09:35 PM

GO GW

FUCK YEA YOU GO

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:37 PM

Admittedly it was only because I forgot that you get Pyramid Head's sword near the end of the game

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 09:39 PM

damnit GW try to pay attention.

I thought you hated SH2

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:39 PM

I hate how it doesn't not suck until the very end of the game

I like the story and a few of the characters, I just never thought it was scary.

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 09:42 PM

Man fuck off, that shit scared me for days. Though I will agree that the end is the best

Kitsa Nov 21st, 2008 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 596292)
What happened to the puppers?

Spay surgery, and some of her baby teeth (accidentally?) got knocked out when they were inserting the breathing tube.

She's had a pretty shitty day, she hasn't moved in like 6 hrs (still breathing)

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 09:45 PM

I dunno, I got the impression from the way everyone talked about it that Pyramid Head would be dynamically stalking me throughout the game ala Scissorman in Clock Tower. All of his encounters being scripted was by far my biggest disappointment.

The side scenario where you play as Maria I thought was really fucking scary, though.

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 10:05 PM

SHIT GW

I agree with you

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 10:10 PM

though the whole bit on the rooftop scared the living fuck out of me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 21st, 2008 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596324)
Spay surgery, and some of her baby teeth (accidentally?) got knocked out when they were inserting the breathing tube.

She's had a pretty shitty day, she hasn't moved in like 6 hrs (still breathing)


She should be better in a few days :). They bounce back better than a slinky made out of flubber.

DevilWearsPrada Nov 21st, 2008 11:02 PM

akhinator took 30 questions and 2 wrong guesses before it found out was thinking about bradley nowell of sublime

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 11:31 PM



no fucking way

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 11:32 PM

totally fuckin way

Guitar Woman Nov 21st, 2008 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Most Guessed Characters
1 You !!! 43102
2 Akinator 32974
3 Britney Spears 31849
4 Your mother 26166
5 Angelina Jolie 22490
6 Barack Obama 21813
7 Ohhh yeeeesssss!! 21123
8 Madonna 17944
9 A smart-ass who only clicks on no 17925
10 The one nothing is known about 17672

lol

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 11:37 PM

which one are you, sexy?

Asila Nov 21st, 2008 11:37 PM

:publover

WhiteRat Nov 21st, 2008 11:41 PM

It's friday night and I don't even want to drink. Looks like it's going to be an early night for me.

RaNkeri Nov 22nd, 2008 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 596306)

Bitch hasn't heard of Ax Battler

Pub Lover Nov 22nd, 2008 04:00 AM

Apparently I did it wrong as it claims to know who Lucy Lawless is, but couldn't guess it from what I said.

Quote:

Originally Posted by george (Post 596378)
carni, that was the funniest thing i have seen since i have been on the few days.

Yeah, you haven't been up to standard either, Sir.

ElPila666 Nov 22nd, 2008 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 596278)
DUDES I AM SO HIGH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 4 WEEKS

DUDE U GOTTA WATCH THIS WHILE YOU'RE HIGH :x

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=etlJMeVMbEY

:suicide

liquidstatik Nov 22nd, 2008 01:05 PM

:lol

DevilWearsPrada Nov 22nd, 2008 01:11 PM

:pagebrak

is that guy rly dead :(

ElPila666 Nov 22nd, 2008 01:20 PM

Yes :tear

that guy was a badass he escaped a trial once by treating people with a hand grenade

pac-man Nov 22nd, 2008 01:27 PM

He didn't look like a badass. :\

ElPila666 Nov 22nd, 2008 01:39 PM

He was an ex-police inspector so i'm not really sad that piggy died :), i bet he busted a lot of stoners like me :/

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 596150)
BTW, tadao, that lady removed your post.

I bet it stung just a little too hard and she realizes that she has surrounded herself with pathetic people who only feel better by putting other people down.

She just can't accept it like I do :(

ElPila666 Nov 22nd, 2008 02:37 PM


kahljorn Nov 22nd, 2008 03:08 PM

hey bitches im gettin stoned ;o

Kitsa Nov 22nd, 2008 03:20 PM

That music is really bizarre given the dwyerness of the moment.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 03:22 PM

are u stoned 2?

Kitsa Nov 22nd, 2008 03:23 PM

No. Not to say I'm not on a lot of drugs, they're just all legit.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 03:38 PM

My Dr. won't give me pain killers because I was honest with him about my past drug abuses. Last time I'll be honest to a Dr. about drugs. I did tell him that the pain will drive me to drinking which is the one drug that I am addicted to. He told me that drinking is bad.

:medical

MattJack Nov 22nd, 2008 03:44 PM

errytime somebody says they are getting stoned I think about Jesus

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2008 04:19 PM

I'm not going to be on tomorow at all so...

Have a Happy Birthday MARIORPG.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 04:45 PM

A young Rankeri


Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 06:18 PM

Its excitin in here today, aint it?

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 06:52 PM

Hey Shrub.


Guitar Woman Nov 22nd, 2008 07:01 PM



:lol

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 07:02 PM

Bunnies? For me?

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 07:04 PM

Yes, bunnies caught in some naughty act for you.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 07:05 PM

GW, looking for that stuff on the internet will only poison your soul!

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 07:07 PM

How's Tadao this fine whatever the hell time it is where you are?

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 07:21 PM

Grumpy and uncomfortable as hell. I should go on a walk and yell at inanimate objects.

Tadao Nov 22nd, 2008 07:22 PM

I'm sorry, I did not inquire your well being. Howzit?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 22nd, 2008 07:24 PM

I no longer like saturdays as much as I used to.

Shrubfest Nov 22nd, 2008 07:26 PM

Average. Sat in my pants making sample boards whilst my cat complains.

10,000 Volt. Me neither. But its now Sunday, and i hate them more.


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