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k0k0 Jul 30th, 2011 12:39 AM

Can't see all the detail since my camera was 100 bucks about 4 years ago. My roommate is the one with all the cool cameras and accessories.
Spoilers!

ThrashO Jul 30th, 2011 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 734476)
I have the cheese from Rocko's Modern Life on my right bicep. He is the best character on the show.



I was going to get a jar of mayo on my left bicep, but eh, I have that space saved for something truly wacky in the future.

Holy shit! He's better than the salami and the bologna combined! :rock

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2011 10:44 AM

My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

MarioRPG Jul 30th, 2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 734368)
It was MarioRPG who had to work at the crazy hotel, right?

I've worked at an mental health clinic (asylum). Did I make a thread about my stories? If not, I should have... there were a few good ones in all the crazy. But yeah, they do tend to have kind of a no bs policy. I didn't deal with any self-admits but once you are in there they want to do everything to make sure you are well and not going to be a danger to yourself / others. Then again things may be a little different where I was any how.

Also, k0k0 love the idea of the cheese tattoo. Man, it's been ages since I've seen that show.

Tadao Jul 30th, 2011 11:40 AM

I remember you saying a few things about work, but Newman is throwing me off.

creeposaurus Jul 30th, 2011 08:26 PM

I remember someone telling me the shaving cream was actually dinosaur sperm when I watched that movie for the 408738758347953874598374th time. I lol'd.

Edit: Or it might've been whipped cream. I don't member.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 30th, 2011 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 734522)
My landlord is having the vents cleaned. It's not even 9AM on a Saturday morning. So fucking glad that I didn't get drunk last night and have to wake up to let these people in to drag a giant hose over to the furnace and start what sounds like a very old generator.

:double entedre

Zomboid Jul 30th, 2011 09:47 PM

I expected that.

Kitsa Jul 30th, 2011 09:52 PM

One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

creeposaurus Jul 30th, 2011 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 734593)
One of the rare times my dad was funny happened when my mom said something about the mean old lady across the street getting her vents out every year and he said, "She needs them blown out."

Ever since, I have equated vent-cleaning with an air hose up some mean old lady's cooter.

:lol

I love when my parents do that

Kitsa Jul 30th, 2011 11:04 PM

vents *blown* out, hard to concentrate when there's a pooping toddler in the vicinity :(

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:22 AM

Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:38 AM

fucker

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734606)
fucker

I know right. I feel like I'm in line to use the bathroom and there's nothing but ladies in front of me. (no offense ladies, but you're slow)

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2011 02:58 AM

Maybe he's busy trying to find someone to hold his PURSE haha just kidding let's give the ladies a hand :picklehat

Grislygus Jul 31st, 2011 03:41 AM

THAT THREAD MADE ME REMEMBER HOW THE PROPHECY WAS MY FAVORITE VIGGO MORTENSON MOVIE EVER AND THAT NO ONE ELSE REMEMBERS HE WAS EVEN IN IT. THANK YOU YOUTUBE FOR BEING AT MY BECK AND CALL:


Dimnos Jul 31st, 2011 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 734605)
Hey GW, Actor Game's waiting. On the double, son

Should we just skip him? You know he is going to give me David Tennant.

Kitsa Jul 31st, 2011 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 734607)
(no offense ladies, but you're slow)



Guitar Woman Jul 31st, 2011 09:24 AM

I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.

Pentegarn Jul 31st, 2011 11:28 AM

If yer gonna skip yer turn then send the next poster after you their actor/acrtess

Tadao Jul 31st, 2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 734134)
Easy enough, right? Good. Don't fuck it up.

:rolleyes

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 734625)

70 percent of the time we'll just piss in the corner on the way in.

Kitsa Jul 31st, 2011 03:49 PM

I love the big splashes on either side of the urinal. It's so true.

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 04:07 PM

I've had friends who have had actual pissing contests to try and get the ceiling wet when drunk.

Tadao Jul 31st, 2011 06:51 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Jul 31st, 2011 07:30 PM

FUCK GUYS I HAD THINGS TO DO OUTSIDE ALL RIGHT

GODDDDDDDD

k0k0 Jul 31st, 2011 07:52 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Fathom Zero Jul 31st, 2011 07:57 PM

:dylansnipples

Dimnos Aug 1st, 2011 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 734625)

Why do you have step one if you are just going to step two?

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2011 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 734626)
I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

:rolleyes :rolleyes

executioneer Aug 1st, 2011 03:58 AM

Quote:

bathroom picture
some guys do actually do those last three steps believe it or not >:

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2011 04:16 AM

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

WE ARE ALL DISGUSTING

Zhukov Aug 1st, 2011 04:41 AM

Last three, maybe, but certainly not the last four. Good grief.

executioneer Aug 1st, 2011 05:03 AM

i wasn't 100% sure what the fourth to last even represented to be honest

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2011 05:33 AM

Using toilet paper?

How gross!

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 05:34 AM

clearly it's the one where you wrap yourself in clingfilm

Zhukov Aug 1st, 2011 05:53 AM

Have you run out of toilet paper? I happen to have several rolls of clingfilm wrap on my person, perhaps that would serve?

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2011 07:33 AM

Weirdly enough, the only place I ever saw pink toilet paper in a public restroom was in France.

I figured, you know, France.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 1st, 2011 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 734626)
I haven't seen any of my mystery actor's movies, you guys are going to have to skip me until I download Spun and Scott Pilgrim today

Also, David Tennant has like one movie, I'd pick someone we can actually do the thread with.



Download this instead of Scott Pilgrim.

Nick Aug 1st, 2011 11:15 AM

Ever notice we hardly ever use any of these emoticons?

:flagninja

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2011 11:22 AM

tadao used the mommy defense squad one on me in the Gabby Gaga thread.

Nick Aug 1st, 2011 11:36 AM

I think someone added these to make people easier targets to single out. That's just what I think, though.

:chuckleworthy

k0k0 Aug 1st, 2011 11:58 AM


mew barios Aug 1st, 2011 11:59 AM

there's 1000 years of forbidden history hidden in those emoticons :o at least i kinda remember making a few of them 10 years ago when i used to drink heavily :themoreyouknow

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 12:15 PM

gigh quality emotes

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 12:17 PM

the only ones i remember hating are

:lol2 and :boot

Nick Aug 1st, 2011 12:20 PM

I swear I've never noticed these before.
:whitepig:gigh:bacos:barnstar

creeposaurus Aug 1st, 2011 12:24 PM

:hourglass

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 01:12 PM



gw why you do the hacks

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 01:30 PM

FER SHAME NIGGA

Esuohlim Aug 1st, 2011 02:19 PM

I hate the smile emoticon!

Also this one :conspiracy

creeposaurus Aug 1st, 2011 03:05 PM

It's not an emoticon but I like this


ThrashO Aug 1st, 2011 03:23 PM

Get rid of the useless ones and use this one:



prampickle

:bacos:lurker:barnstar:troutslap:hourglass

Grislygus Aug 1st, 2011 03:47 PM

THE BARNSTAR STAYS

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 03:48 PM

Grislygus got a barnstar for tireless effort in the salvation of I-Mockery.

MarioRPG Aug 1st, 2011 04:43 PM

Hey, to be fair I've seen that Days Of Our Lives one used twice since I've been here so hold your horses!!!

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 05:07 PM

http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/xmas2010/

Grislygus Aug 1st, 2011 05:09 PM

alright, who else reads axe cop

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 05:16 PM

a lot of these have some historical significance to the site

:whitepig is for the white plastic pig saga, where we were supposed to take a white plastic pig on adventures and then mail him to another forumgoer to continue the story

:oao is from the mock wars when mockery called the one and only a wiener. for some reason.

:barnstar is from our feud with wikipedia, when they wanted to remove the i-mockery article and replace it with a 'roger barr' article, because they were unsure that i-mockery actually existed or something. they give each other barnstars over there, which are like handjobs between people with aspergers.

:chuckleworthy is from the recent incident with zug, i'm surprised some of you don't know what it is. also it's a callback to a very old i-mock meme involving schimid (aka fagboy, aka pizzaguy).

:gigh is from a rant from carnivore about 'gigh-quality' posts, then helm made gigh into an emoticon to mock his typo and hubris

:notfunny from the law4kidz strips, which is pretty much i-mockery's hallmark moment in the annals of internet memes. probably should have gotten a lot more use during the recent pram maven saga.

:oneofthosedays from the cd-i mario game, it's when mario says "it's been one of those days". generic internet meme reference.

:hourglass i'm not even explaining this one

:themoreyouknow from NBC's public service announcements that end with a rainbow and the words "the more you know"

somewhere along the line rog added a bunch of gay emoticons because he rolls like that or something, idk. that's where lol2, boot, troutslap, fart, bacos, and a bunch of those came from. pagebrak is probably the most utilitarian emoticon we have and has saved pub millions of keypresses.

a bunch also were made by fatsatan and helm.

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 734821)
alright, who else reads axe cop

my 64-year-old mother got me into it

Grislygus Aug 1st, 2011 05:33 PM

It is AWESOME

mew barios Aug 1st, 2011 06:07 PM

:pukePROTOCLOWN

Zomboid Aug 1st, 2011 06:40 PM

I know the stories behind every emoticon here, I think. That's a bit sad. I hate these ones:
:pirate :bacos :boot :pagebrak

But this one most of all: :picklehat

Grislygus Aug 1st, 2011 06:46 PM

What the hell are the stories behind the bac-os and the boot, anyway

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 06:47 PM

my favorite's page blak

Zomboid Aug 1st, 2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 734853)
What the hell are the stories behind the bac-os and the boot, anyway

Pretty sure Mockery got new boots, or something, and then made an emoticon. I think that's as far as the thought behind that one goes. Bacos was another of those lol random purple cheese robots vs uber cool zombie pirates things, unless I'm mistaken.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 06:54 PM



ty tads

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 07:43 PM

lol don't forget : pagerack


Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 08:00 PM



page zak

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 08:39 PM

You can't :( I had to fake the pagerack. open it in a gif editor to see what I did.

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 08:43 PM

turns out i can, i just have to set the delay to no less than 0.02

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 08:44 PM

At least that's what the articles I googled said when I was trying to make it.

Here's one of them.

http://news.deviantart.com/article/27613/

Chojin Aug 1st, 2011 08:51 PM

yeah that explains why .02 worked, since .01 or below defaults to .10 in a browser

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2011 08:55 PM

Is there a story behind the :mds ?

Grislygus Aug 1st, 2011 09:13 PM




...


what the hell is this













..

Zomboid Aug 1st, 2011 09:16 PM

Mommy Defense Squad. I think Glowbelly came to the defense of Sadie for not posting pictures, or something.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2011 09:19 PM

oh god, glowbelly

Kitsa Aug 1st, 2011 09:21 PM

Lots of the ladies of yore up and left :(

I'm glad Dixie's here.

Zomboid Aug 1st, 2011 09:34 PM

There wasn't too many to begin with. CiG is the only one left of a handful.

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 1st, 2011 10:05 PM

What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

Colonel Flagg Aug 1st, 2011 10:07 PM

I miss my granddaughter. :(

Tadao Aug 1st, 2011 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 734908)
What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

Let me be the first to red pickle you

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 1st, 2011 10:09 PM

Thanks! :D

Colonel Flagg Aug 1st, 2011 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 734908)
What's with the pickle meter under our avatars? I don't remember ever seeing it before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 734910)
Let me be the first to red pickle you

Seconded.

Sam Aug 1st, 2011 10:23 PM

:aok

captain516 Aug 1st, 2011 10:24 PM

:lol

k0k0 Aug 1st, 2011 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 734909)
I miss my granddaughter. :(


I just want my kids back.

executioneer Aug 1st, 2011 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 734821)
alright, who else reads axe cop

i do

i got signed by malachai nicolle

dude drew all over my hand with a silver marker

Nick Aug 1st, 2011 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 734894)



...what the hell is this..

Something terrible.

Tanuki Aug 2nd, 2011 09:40 AM

I'm back from Otakon and my Splash Woman cosplay was very well-received. Yay for me.

bigtimecow Aug 2nd, 2011 09:56 AM

hello. i have been working my ass off for awhile, and i still am, but i'm gonna try to come back.

hello.

Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2011 10:49 AM

would you be weirded out if I said I had a dream about you recently?

bigtimecow Aug 2nd, 2011 11:04 AM

no i would not. please explain

bigtimecow Aug 2nd, 2011 11:05 AM

btw i'm not a spambot

how do i get more pickles

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2011 11:05 AM

yes, please do

Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 734996)
no i would not. please explain

You were playing with robots and doing arts, as I s'pose you're wont to do. More of a supporting character than a main player, so I only remember that you were there. I think the real point is how terrifying it is that my Facebook feed is influencing my dream world.

bigtimecow Aug 2nd, 2011 11:18 AM

at least it was relevant. here's a recent robot / design project i'm working on with one of the PhD students in the lab where i work:



it's a vgo telepresence robot that she added a bunch of other electronics to the middle, including a light-up status indicator LED tie. it was all designed in illustrator and sent to the laser cutter. here's what the robot usually looks like (without mods):


Fathom Zero Aug 2nd, 2011 11:27 AM

Neato :O

Colonel Flagg Aug 2nd, 2011 12:16 PM

I read about this recently - a kid who has allergic reactions to everything is using it to attend school. Beats the "bubble boy" all to hell.

bigtimecow Aug 2nd, 2011 01:08 PM

yessah. the lab where i work is adding autonomous features and stuff to do. the inside of the mods has some treats too:



it can be controlled through an ipad, too. or a gamepad that i fabricated:



TELL ME WHEN TO STOP


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