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Zhukov Aug 5th, 2011 06:41 AM

I had my foot ran over by my best friend, and he did it on purpose and pretended that it was an accident. Is this worse than me actually pretending that he ran my foot over so he feels bad?

Who is in the wrong?

k0k0 Aug 5th, 2011 06:46 AM

He's in the wrong. He shouldn't try to run over his best friend's foot. Play up your pain to make him feel bad and let that be a lesson to him.

executioneer Aug 5th, 2011 06:50 AM

pretend you have to go to hospital now, make him drive you

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 06:50 AM

Him trying to run over your foot is worse than you pretending he ran over your foot.

executioneer Aug 5th, 2011 06:57 AM

man synchtube is so fun :( got every episode of space ghost on my queue, perfect to fall asleep to

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick (Post 735669)
Does anyone know if Dave Chappelle is still insane?

I believe not. He lives near me and I think his wife and kid came to my gallery thing a couple of years ago, but I can't find my guestbook to confirm that (:\ ) He's just sort of a quiet guy when he's not performing. All the best ones are.

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2011 07:03 AM

Thanks guys. I thought I was right.


I opted out of him driving to the hospital (he offered) because the doctor would have probably noticed I was faking. I'll play the big man (but not really) by forgiving him, and then just hobbling around for a while. Maybe tell him I have to stay home all day tomorrow because I'm in too much pain, and see if he brings me ice cream. Probably not.

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 07:13 AM

If you're lucky, he'll kiss it and make it feel better. :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 735679)
I believe not. He lives near me and I think his wife and kid came to my gallery thing a couple of years ago, but I can't find my guestbook to confirm that (:\ ) He's just sort of a quiet guy when he's not performing. All the best ones are.

That's a relief. He always seemed like a nice comedian so when all that Comedy Central stuff went down I felt really bad for him.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 07:14 AM

Smoke a bowl of okra.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 07:15 AM

Dammit I got so mired in Gus's extensive craplog that I didn't see Zhukov got hurt :(

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 735683)

We grow a lot of okra down here in the south, and with the rise of potheads down here, I'm surprised this hadn't happened sooner.

Kitsa Aug 5th, 2011 07:26 AM

The government is always coming in to spray poison on pot that grows naturally on the farm of someone I know. They know he's not farming it, but people are always sneaking in to take the plants. It would have to be full of horrible herbicides, probably more carcinogenic than regular cigs because of it :(

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 07:39 AM

Seems like they'd be farming up some Death Marijuana if it keeps coming back from all those poison sprays. If pot grew naturally on my land I'd be bit more richer, Bama druggies are some of the most ignorant people I've ever met.

ignoR Aug 5th, 2011 02:28 PM

I made a chocolate souffle last night




It was delicious

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 735678)
man synchtube is so fun :( got every episode of space ghost on my queue, perfect to fall asleep to

like I said, need to do Beetlejuice

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ignoR (Post 735670)
Sup

HOLY










SHIT









:eek

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 02:42 PM

Yeah, I was wondering

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 02:44 PM

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Grislygus again

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 02:53 PM

I KNEW HE WOULD COME BACK TO US.

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:32 PM

YOU THOUGHT HE WAS GONE??

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:38 PM

NOT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2011 03:42 PM

Hey Willie, synchtube would've been the perfect opportunity to make us watch ponies and you didn't OH WELL

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 03:54 PM

My favorite part of Synchtube was when Milhouse backwards called me a cunt.

ignoR Aug 5th, 2011 04:05 PM

What's been going on around here

Why does it look like no one ever posts here anymore

Have i missed anything

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 04:12 PM

:pagebrak

The important people are still here, plus a bunch of other mooks.

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 04:13 PM

:O

Sam Aug 5th, 2011 04:17 PM

SPEAKING OF MOOKS :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 04:35 PM

i'm still here :(

executioneer Aug 5th, 2011 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 735731)
Hey Willie, synchtube would've been the perfect opportunity to make us watch ponies and you didn't OH WELL

I WAS TRYING NOT TO BE A PUSHY JERK

Pentegarn Aug 5th, 2011 06:20 PM

If he was trying to be pushy he would have Clockwork Orange'd us


Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 06:33 PM

So I figure next time we all happen to be up with should start with Beetlejuice as planned and then move on to The Frighteners, and then play Bubba Ho-Tep


Seeing as how we've set a precedent for staying up all night

Grislygus Aug 5th, 2011 06:34 PM

I just wish curb your enthusiasm was on youtube :(

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 06:46 PM

I am every night always.

executioneer Aug 5th, 2011 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 735757)
If he was trying to be pushy he would have Clockwork Orange'd us

(clockwork orange)

I THINK YOU MEAN

executioneer Aug 5th, 2011 07:39 PM

whereas i was trying to be all

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)

k0k0 Aug 5th, 2011 08:01 PM

You fucks better not watch all the good stuff and then when I get unsick watch nothing but ponies. Because I want in on some synchtube action.

Nick Aug 5th, 2011 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 735769)
It's funny because you think you are a person.

What is it that I lack that separates me from other people?

Pentegarn Aug 5th, 2011 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 735768)
whereas i was trying to be all

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)

(GRISLYGUS DON'T WATCH THIS)


Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2011 10:08 PM


creeposaurus Aug 5th, 2011 11:11 PM

Cable Guy

Chojin Aug 6th, 2011 01:04 AM

rongi if you want your main account unbanned i think it's been long enough that i can do that

if you don't remember your password, just pm me with whatever temporary password you want

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735759)
So I figure next time we all happen to be up with should start with Beetlejuice as planned and then move on to The Frighteners, and then play Bubba Ho-Tep


Seeing as how we've set a precedent for staying up all night

This had better not be going on RIGHT NOW or I will be mega pissed >:

Also I am really still curious as to who undoit was

k0k0 Aug 6th, 2011 04:48 AM

If you guys ever watch Wizard People, Dear Reader, I better be invited or else I will go all Don Carlson, clay animator from Portland Oregon, up in here. And by that I mean I'll get erections by murdering people.

executioneer Aug 6th, 2011 05:37 AM

i think wizard people's not allowed for embedding on youtube, plus the one i've seen has chapters missing from it :(

k0k0 Aug 6th, 2011 05:42 AM

Haven't watched it on youtube in forever. That's a huge shame. The cd recorded version is the better version in my opinion though.

ignoR Aug 6th, 2011 10:50 AM

this hangover sucks i hate it

fuck you, alcohol

ignoR Aug 6th, 2011 10:51 AM

also what the hell is this pickle thing

ignoR Aug 6th, 2011 11:05 AM

milhouse are you a mod now

sam how are you by the way

willie is a mod too? this place has gone mad

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2011 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 735814)
This had better not be going on RIGHT NOW or I will be mega pissed >:

Also I am really still curious as to who undoit was

YOU GUYS NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)

"Rubber is a 2010 French horror comedy film about a tire that comes to life and kills people with its psychic powers."

Grislygus Aug 6th, 2011 12:32 PM

rubber was awesome

Tadao Aug 6th, 2011 12:55 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 6th, 2011 12:57 PM

I was hoping after getting back from getting banned I would come back as a mod with white tigerzord powers....just saying.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 01:17 PM

Ah, that's better

MarioRPG Aug 6th, 2011 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 735849)
rubber was awesome

I want to see this!

executioneer Aug 6th, 2011 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ignoR (Post 735843)
milhouse are you a mod now

sam how are you by the way

willie is a mod too? this place has gone mad

PICKLE MADNESS IS UPON US

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 01:37 PM

This bar I go to does "pickleback" shots. Basically, you do a shot of whiskey and then a shot of pickle juice. It totally neutralizes the taste of alcohol.

But talking about booze and pickles while I'm still hungover is going to make me puke so let's talk about something else

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 735855)

Wait, so did Arrow X use my account to post a bunch of Dilbert porn or something? The last post I made on this account before I got banned was my password.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 01:40 PM

Yeah, it was legendary, too.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 01:43 PM

I saw he wrote some gay rant too

I can't believe that was like 3 years ago

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 01:47 PM

Arrow X was so terrible

Whatever happened to that thread with all the horrible porn in it? I remember one picture was just a collage of vaginas

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 01:48 PM

I remember the one with the chick and the dude from the Esurance commercials.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 02:05 PM

I think Chojin posted that one

The black dude with the lazy eye used to post some really gross stuff in that thread

does he still post here?

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 02:14 PM

Sometimes.

They always come back.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 02:25 PM

Are you going to require a definitive list of WHO SUCKS these days to get you back on track? And maybe a list of who doesn't suck anymore

We love Rankeri now

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 02:40 PM

WE LOST RANKERI BACK IN THE GREAT PICKLE WAR.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 735885)
Are you going to require a definitive list of WHO SUCKS these days to get you back on track? And maybe a list of who doesn't suck anymore

We love Rankeri now

That would be cool. I've mellowed out considerably these past few years, though. I probably wont be clowning too hard on folks

I've been rereading my old posts. Man, I was a jerk

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 03:24 PM

Also what has jixby phillips been doing

and mark riddles

where is noob3

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 03:28 PM

2 out of 3 people you mentioned were banned in a Secret Santa clusterfuck. :(

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 03:40 PM

Oh yeah :(

Mark Riddles used to post here as GADZOOKS idk if he still does

k0k0 Aug 6th, 2011 03:51 PM

Don't post pictures of cheeseburgers. The cheesy gooey thought of it sends people to their knees and leads to banning. Apparently black fat guys eating giant burgers are ok though.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 03:52 PM

what

k0k0 Aug 6th, 2011 03:53 PM

That's what khal said.

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 735894)
Oh yeah :(

Mark Riddles used to post here as GADZOOKS idk if he still does

Mark Riddles has left us forever.

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 04:09 PM

Bummer, lotsa cool dudes have flocked

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 04:59 PM

GADZOOKS came back really briefly a couple years ago. Fartin came back too like a month ago and left again. Or got banned. I don't really remember.

I have no idea what Jixby's up to other than THIS. He even wrote about you! http://www.teenageneighbor.com/preteen/2004.05.12.html

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:04 PM

Aw, that commentary on the comic was nice. Is it gay that it's got me a little choked up :(?

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:06 PM

I should try to contact ol Jixby, the man was (prob still is?) an Einstein of comedy

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:07 PM

Pretty gay, but cool at the same time.

:(

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:10 PM

Fathom Zero, I don't really remember you but you seem like an ok dude

Man, time sure does fly

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:10 PM

I reread some old Fartin posts. I feel kind of bad for making fun of him, I think he might have been slightly retarded.

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 05:11 PM

NO ONE IS MORE OK THEN FATHOM ZERO.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:13 PM

You got really fucking internet pissed at me one time, though. lol

I remembered it on here the other day, too. I said that I appreciated Frank Zappa but just wasn't into him that much. It got stuck in your craw, apparently.

S'aright coz I really dig Zappa now. :\

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:16 PM

Oh dude what a totally lame thing to get pissed off at someone about. I was totally in the wrong on that

I don't even like FZ no more

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:18 PM

tbh I think i was just pissed off all the time because i didn't lose my virginity till i was 19

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:19 PM

:(

Yeah, I really sucked. Jesus, I was a sophomore in high school.

I feel really terrible now.

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 05:19 PM

RONGI, YOU WERE NEVER PISSED AT ME.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 05:19 PM

FATHOM ZERO IS THE NEW FZ

I remember saying something too a long time ago about finding Uncle Meat in a store and rolling my eyes at the title, and you were all ">:"

WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ZAPPA ANYMORE? :( You were the one who finally got me to check him out and I've been gay about him for 6 years now

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 735930)
RONGI, YOU WERE NEVER PISSED AT ME.

SAM TEH GAY FURRY

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 05:22 PM

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A RED PICKLE. >:

Rongi Aug 6th, 2011 05:23 PM

Because you're gr8 sam

OH YEAH I got mad at you because you though Uncle Meat was a stupid title for an album

I mean, I like SOME FZ still. Burnt Weeny Sandwich has some really pretty stuff on it. IDK i cant really stand his misogyny and snarkyness anymore. also his music has this thing to it, like he thinks you're stupid for being into it. the only fz i really still like is the instrumental stuff

i love captain beefheart though

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:23 PM

just to let everyone know, I am cooler than SAM.

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 735935)
just to let everyone know, I am cooler than SAM.

Liars go to hell, you fucking goddamn liar.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:25 PM

You won't even watch the whole Ducktales movie with us.

Sam Aug 6th, 2011 05:26 PM

I HAD TO GO TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING, UNLIKE SOME OF YOU FRUITCUPS.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:26 PM

nvm that came out worse than I thought.

And get an evening job, fgt. We have Beetlejuice now.

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:29 PM

shit, only the show is on Youtube. THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING, RIGHT?

EDIT: http://www.monova.org/torrent/359096...enbud1969.html
http://www.monova.org/torrent/457175...C3_TTU_RG.html

Take yer pick.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 735937)
You won't even watch the whole Ducktales movie with us.

HELLO UNDOIT >:

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:32 PM

Like it was a goddamn mystery movie. >:

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2011 05:33 PM

You didn't post 1000 youtube videos of music so I had my doubts

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2011 05:35 PM

That wouldn't have been fun at all.

http://www.youtube.com/fathomzero

If you want, you can thumb through my 3010 favorites for stuff next time.


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