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Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 06:11 PM

alan fuck

You grew outta that a little bit, though. But you still look like you're twelve.

Fathom Zero Aug 7th, 2011 06:13 PM

Milhouse needs to post a picture of himself at a police station desk wearing a lop-sided patrolman's hat licking an ice cream cone.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:14 PM

nah

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:17 PM

i'm gonna go get a sandwich because i don't feel like cooking

later, nerds

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736240)
milhouse, sam knew that whole time that those pictures were deleted btw

:lol

I forgot I had told you that Rongi.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 06:19 PM

AND HERE WE ARE, FOUR YEARS LATER

THIS DEVELOPMENT UNNERVES ME

Sam Aug 7th, 2011 06:20 PM

I AM THE LORD OF ILLUSION.

Shyandquietguy Aug 7th, 2011 06:38 PM

Should we make a Rock N' Wrestling synchtube party?

I didn't look how many episodes are uploaded but yeah!

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:51 PM

omg that sandwich was so good

chojin i know you're readng this thread say something already sheesh

Chojin Aug 7th, 2011 06:52 PM

sup

Chojin Aug 7th, 2011 06:52 PM

while you were gone i got fat and then got kinda thin and kinda buff

Chojin Aug 7th, 2011 06:53 PM

spoilers related

Spoilers!

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:54 PM

holy shit chojin

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:54 PM

while i was gone i starved myself to become thing, gained all the weight back, took it off again, and now i'm fat again

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:55 PM

*thin

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:58 PM

This is me in November, handsome and svelt :handsome



This is me today, fat and slovenly

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 06:58 PM

that's me trying to eat my friend

Shyandquietguy Aug 7th, 2011 07:00 PM

Hahaha, your friend is Neil Patrick Harris.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:16 PM

hey whaddaya know he does kind of look like nph

tbh i don't really care about being fat lately. i've since figured out that not every girl on the planet expects you to look like either ed norton from american history x or an emaciated junkie

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2011 07:24 PM

LOOK AT THE HIPSTER :x

What's that tattoo on your hand?

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:26 PM

It's not a tattoo, I went to a show the night before that picture was taken and they marked my hand because I was a minor at the time

ALSO IM NOT A HIPSTER >:

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 07:31 PM

I once almost got "PING PONG" tattooed on my knuckles, but it turned out I didn't have enough money for the all of the letters. It's the only tattoo I am glad I didn't get, as I don't get a chance to play table tennis as much as I used to. I used to be the king of it though.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:35 PM

I kind of want to get Flipper's logo tattooed on my shoulder, but I would probably immediately regret it. Flipper are the greatest band ever but I dunno if I want them on my skin forever

Another idea I had was getting a tiger standing on his hind legs, wearing a rasta hat w/ dreads and sunglasses, playing slap bass on a goofy blue bass guitar and the notes coming out of it form a rainbow. but i think i would probably hate myself in 30 years for getting such a retarded thing on my body

i will basically never get a tattoo is what i'm trying to say

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 07:38 PM

I don't regret anything I've gotten. I probably wouldn't get skulls and crossbones on my wrists again, mainly because everyone asks me if I love pirates of the carribean. I hate those movies. But I don't regret getting it. I just had a thing for pirates 11 years ago.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:39 PM

whatchu got tatted on you, meng

also new breaking bad tonight :D

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 07:47 PM

All I've got is those two skull and crossbone wrist tattoos, a tattoo on my forearm of a kitten fighting a snake, the cheese from wacky delly (rocko's modern life) on my right bicep, and on my shoulder I have the "crown and the down" symbol, which declares my allegiance to poverty. I got them all between 2000 and 2003 since I haven't had the cash to get any more since then. All my money goes to vidya games and oddities from the flea market.

And yeah, breaking bad time! Hopefully something happens this time. I mean, I still love the show when it's dawdling but, it'd be nice for a big move to happen.

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 07:58 PM

Yeah, it felt like nothing happened in last week's episode! I guess it was necessary in an expository way, but I barely remember anything that happened

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 08:03 PM

I liked Marie stealing from the open houses, even though it wasn't really too relevant to the central story. It reminded me of the time when we (me and my 2 roommates) were looking at houses and got denied based on our age. The guy who was showing us around wasted our time by showing us the place, talking about it, then saying we were too young to rent there though. We broke into the place that night and pissed/shat in each room, then tore the place up.

Aaarg Aug 7th, 2011 08:20 PM

fox (yes that fox) has signed on seth macfarlane (yes that seth macfarlane) to be involved with a sequel (yes a "sequel") to cosmos (yes that cosmos)

and while the two writers from the original cosmos that aren't dead - one being carl sagan's wife - are also involved, as is neil degrasse-tyson...

... somehow i just can't imagine a sequel (how the fuck do you make a sequel to cosmos?!) to COSMOS: A PERSONAL VOYAGE really being quite the same as the original when it's aired on fox. in primetime.

"hey, remember that time i used the encyclopedia galactica to see what boobs look like on other planets?"

k0k0 Aug 7th, 2011 08:22 PM

Fox relies on Seth to do everything. The only show that I enjoy from him now is American Dad. But this is too much. First he's asked to do the Flintstones and now this.

Aaarg Aug 7th, 2011 08:35 PM

he could just be involved for financial reasons i haven't really seen anything that says what his involvement will be

hopefully it's not any sort of animation

hopefully he's just there so people who watch seth macfarlane stuff religiously will watch something educational

wait wait, it's fox, it won't be educational

but you know

Rongi Aug 7th, 2011 08:43 PM

sometimes i wish seth macfarlane got on that plane 10 years ago

Kitsa Aug 7th, 2011 10:32 PM

So I managed to sprain my ankle as I exited my inlaws' house.

We'd just come back from a tour of the fire station, since my brother-in-law is a firefighter. I was backing down the front porch steps for some reason. I reached the bottom, but forgot that there's about 2 inches of cement that sticks out of the ground beyond the bottom step. So I trip on that and as I'm staggering backwards, I put my foot in the exact wrong little hollow in the ground and there goes my ankle.

Felt the tendon do the snap thing, felt the usual burny sprain-pain, sat in utter embarrassment as my brother-in-law wrapped my ankle and iced it with a bag of frozen spinach. The kids stood over me with umbrellas. I was grateful for the help, but what a humiliating way to end a visit.

Colonel Flagg Aug 7th, 2011 11:05 PM

This hurts me just reading about it - mainly because I sprain my ankles too damned much for my own good. In truth - I feel your pain. :ow

On the bright side, the wealth of experience has given me a pretty good knack for making up my own pressure bandage, so I heal up prety quickly now.

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2011 05:23 AM

My ankle's been weak since I sprained it badly years ago...doesn't take much. More embarrassing than anything.

I'm up late watching COPS and the officer's name is Officer Hancuff. Perfect, right?

There's another one named Ruben Hood.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2011 11:06 AM

Did I miss something where everyone has high school pictures as their avatars now?

Tadao Aug 8th, 2011 11:35 AM

It's Nick's fan club.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2011 12:26 PM

THANK YOU FOR THE CLARITY

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 01:25 PM

we're making fun of how ugly my little pony fans are, it's pretty neat

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 01:29 PM

that girl in your avatar is ok looking

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 01:34 PM

milhouse i'm still stinging from that hipster comment

might have to fight u for this

Sam Aug 8th, 2011 01:39 PM

HIPSTER VS SALESMAN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2011 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 736391)
we're making fun of how ugly my little pony fans are, it's pretty neat

I didn't know Vanille de Oerba was a fan of my little pony.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736394)
HIPSTER VS SALESMAN BATTLE OF THE CENTURY


Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 02:08 PM

gonna write death of a hipster and make a million dollars

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 02:12 PM

I think the hipster thing passed me by. I got called a hipster for wearing my top hat out and about town. Whenever I wear am forced to wear a suit, I wear a top hat and wax up the old mustache because I figure might as well go all the way. How am I a hipster for being my fancy self?

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 02:25 PM

I don't really know where I stand on the whole hipster thing. Sometimes I think they're the worst kind of people and other times I agree with this article: http://takimag.com/article/hey_teach...#axzz1USmP5FuN

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 02:26 PM

Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

bigtimecow Aug 8th, 2011 02:29 PM

guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ruin everything :(

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 02:32 PM

:( oh no

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 8th, 2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 736407)
guys i was just letting something cut on the laser cutter and it was cutting for 20+ mins and was going to cut for another 20+ mins so i figured i had time to go take a shit. well i do and when i come back my colleague jim is standing outside the lab to tell me that the exhaust fell out of the window and the lab was filled with burnt plastic and cancer smell. i ruin DEFENESTRATE everything :(

FIXED

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 02:45 PM

defenestrate is the best word ever

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 03:02 PM

you guys season four of breaking bad isn't that great so far

im kind of bummed about this

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 03:11 PM

I think it's great, but it's not awesome yet. Although I am sure it'll arrive at that point soon. I enjoy the characters interacting with eachother and watching everything slowly come into play. I am sure soon we'll have some crazy shit going down.

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736406)
Last night I met this cute Ukranian girl and talked about Dostoevsky and cooking with her. Got her number too :hat

THE NON-HIPSTER TALKED ABOUT DOSTOEVSKY, HUH?

Sam Aug 8th, 2011 04:02 PM

THE EVIDENCE IS PILING UP.

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 04:08 PM



HIPSTER PATROL

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 04:36 PM

F*CK YALL

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 04:38 PM

guys she spoke russian what the hell else was i supposed to talk about ivan drago

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2011 04:39 PM

"hey bby can u help me with dis vodka?"

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 04:43 PM

SORRY GUYS MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY WITH HER >:

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 05:07 PM

The ramifications of Chernobyl is a great ice-breaker

Sam Aug 8th, 2011 05:11 PM

HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

elx Aug 8th, 2011 07:07 PM

....

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 07:09 PM

Isn't that like asking a jewish person if they how hot the fires in the ovens were?

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 07:12 PM

lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 736459)
lol now i want to ask a jewish person if they wanna go get baked :(

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 736456)
....

:ducksauce

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 07:16 PM

I know several jewish people who would probably follow you. You could probably get a ton of them and rent out a train to put them all on. Then take them all to get baked in a warehouse or something. Jewbake 2011?

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 07:17 PM

By baked I mean to get high from marijuana cigarettes. Not actually fry them up.

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 07:19 PM

we could all break a bunch of glass, breaking glass is fun :kristallnacht

Chojin Aug 8th, 2011 07:20 PM

so whatever happened to pub

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 07:22 PM

he lurks beyond the veil of sleep

waiting for the stars to align

executioneer Aug 8th, 2011 07:24 PM

serious answer: well he's probably not dead or anything, he just posted on twitter 6 hours ago

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2011 07:27 PM

and he stalks me on tumblr

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 07:28 PM

man pub i dont know about that guy

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 07:29 PM

i like him and everything but he can be kind of a downer

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:24 PM

guys remember when gw was a girl 5 years ago

i cannot believe that was 5 years ago

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 736439)
HEY BABY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE TOTAL ATMOSPHERIC RELEASE OF CHERNOBYL WAS?

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE, HOW YA DOIN'? I'M JOHN SANSONE.

I hope you all pickled this >:

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736479)
guys remember when gw was a girl 5 years ago

i cannot believe that was 5 years ago

GW is still a girl now too

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 736468)
so whatever happened to pub

He has chess.com open in his browser 24/7 and says depressing things in the chat box :(

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 736482)
GW is still a girl now too

uh no

Pentegarn Aug 8th, 2011 08:44 PM

No Milpool is right

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:46 PM

guys i am not riffing on this joke guitar woman is dude

Pentegarn Aug 8th, 2011 08:47 PM

externally that may be so, but the parts go to waste if you get my drift

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:50 PM

he's gay?

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:51 PM

or is he like morrissey or something

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:52 PM

guys i found out that my upcoming semester at school has been completely paid for by the government

fuck yeah

Pentegarn Aug 8th, 2011 08:52 PM

Gay? I don't really know. Not for me to say, but wasted parts are wasted parts :lol

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 08:54 PM

in retrospect asking if he was gay doesnt make a lot of sense

Dimnos Aug 8th, 2011 09:00 PM

His favorite youtube video is of a guy jerking off on another guy or something like that... :\

k0k0 Aug 8th, 2011 09:04 PM

I was watching to catch a predator in a synchtube room earlier and someone put in a video of a guy getting a prostate exam. I left the room.

Rongi Aug 8th, 2011 09:06 PM

i'm gonna go smoke weed and play crono trigger

milhouse listen to This Heat i think you'd like them guys

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2011 09:09 PM

Milhouse probably doesn't like This Heat.

IT'S ALL I CAN DO TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING 'MAKESHIFT SWAHILI'.

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 09:24 PM

I like a lot of shit now

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2011 09:26 PM

PSSSH

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 09:26 PM

jerk

Fathom Zero Aug 8th, 2011 09:30 PM

:O

take that back

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2011 09:33 PM

I am going to listen to This Heat and I am going to LOVE IT TO FUCKING DEATH just to spite you now

Tadao Aug 8th, 2011 10:36 PM

I JUST TOLD PUB THAT YOU ARE ALL JERKFACES

Tadao Aug 8th, 2011 10:37 PM

:pagebrak


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