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Womti Aug 12th, 2011 01:22 PM

:pagebrak
dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear

Tadao Aug 12th, 2011 01:31 PM

SHUT UP

bigtimecow Aug 12th, 2011 01:34 PM

these page brak things are retarded

Rongi Aug 12th, 2011 01:54 PM

big time cow you better shut up before i hit you in the lip

Rongi Aug 12th, 2011 01:55 PM

pagebrak 4ever

bigtimecow Aug 12th, 2011 02:00 PM

A REAL JERK

Rongi Aug 12th, 2011 02:29 PM

off to see Sonic Youth tonight for the third time ever

Rongi Aug 12th, 2011 02:30 PM

hopefully there wont be some dingus yelling "KIM GORDON YOURE BEAUTIFUL" this time

Tadao Aug 12th, 2011 03:07 PM

SHE'S NO KIM DEAL

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 04:45 PM

Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2011 04:50 PM

How do you feel about that?

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 04:51 PM

I guess it depends on the comedian who wants to use it. They wouldn't tell me who. If Stephen Fry is making fun of me, I might as well kill myself right now.

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2011 04:52 PM

What's the show?

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 05:08 PM

http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/show_and_tell/

I probably shouldn't say any more about it in case there's some contractual thing.

Pentegarn Aug 12th, 2011 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by womti (Post 737408)
dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear

Who the hell are you to tell anyone about spamming? You clog this site with shit post after shit post

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2011 05:23 PM

DUDE, CHRIS ADDISON? Of course, I'd do it.

In a fuckin' heartbeat.

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 05:28 PM

his assistant is nice anyway.

Zomboid Aug 12th, 2011 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 737407)
Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.

Yeah, she tried to give me one a while ago, too. So, between her and Nick, I have a handful of "uninitiated"s :lol

ThrashO Aug 12th, 2011 06:00 PM

Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737438)
Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Is it a picture of you? That's really the only thing that would be offensive is if they say "Hey, look at this chick. What's the matter with her?". Or are they trying to make fun of your photography?

Zomboid Aug 12th, 2011 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 737455)
Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:

I dunno. "Good at TRIPPING BALLS, BRO! Working knowledge of loosely strung-together insults"?

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 737454)
Yeah, she tried to give me one a while ago, too. So, between her and Nick, I have a handful of "uninitiated"s :lol

Even if the red pickles don't work, at least the the uninitiated's and retarded comments are there to haunt your user cp

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 737407)
Creepasaurus thinks her pickles count. :lol What an idiot.

How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 06:56 PM

creposaurus

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 07:54 PM

Good job, you came pretty close. I geev u gold steecker!

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 08:12 PM

creepisaurus

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 08:25 PM

OMG watch this

LordSappington Aug 12th, 2011 08:48 PM

I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

captain516 Aug 12th, 2011 08:56 PM

If Chojin were here he'd be disapointed in you. Then, he'd tell you to do squatz and oatz

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:03 PM

creepusaurus

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2011 09:04 PM

So today was a really shitty day

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:05 PM

creeposauros

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 737470)
I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

Was it timed? Cuz if it wasn't, you probably should have just floated the rest of your laps.

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:11 PM

creeposauras

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 09:12 PM

I'll creep your sore ass if you don't quit. No I won't.

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:13 PM

Creeposaurms

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737438)
Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Look at the bright side - at least they asked for permission.

R*E*S*P*E*C*T

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:20 PM

creeeposaurus

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 09:21 PM

Missed it by *that* much.

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 09:23 PM

curare spouse

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 10:35 PM

Just had a creepy experience. Went to the county fair, Kitsa junior wanted to ride the merry-go-round. We bought the tickets and Mr. Kitsa didn't want to accompany her, so I had to haul my broken-ankled ass up on the thing and hold her on the pony.

So the carny comes around, right, and I notice with the kid behind us that he's making a point to touch the kids. Not a tap, like rubbing their legs as he passes. This bothers me a great deal so I'm scowling at him from where I'm standing. He comes up to my kid and tries to rub her back. Just as he touched the small of her back, I moved to block his access to her and stared him down. He just sort of laughed it off and moved on to the next kid, whose back he slowly rubbed in a massage-y sort of completely inappropriate way.

I mean, it was the sort of thing that literally makes your hair stand on end. I just got the superduper heebie-jeebies even being near this guy. Just when I was thinking, fuck it, I'm outta here, he started the ride. My daughter didn't seem to notice anything amiss and I couldn't jump off a moving merry go round with a broken ankle, so I just held onto her and watched him. Holy almighty fuck was that man creepy.

As soon as the ride ended, I tucked my kid under my arm like a football, grabbed a support pole with my other hand and sort of Tarzaned my way off the ride to land on my good ankle. Then I got the hell out of there.

I don't know what I could have done differently but holy fuck was that guy a creepy pedo :(

Pentegarn Aug 12th, 2011 10:39 PM

He's a carny, what do you expect. None of them are right in the head

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 10:54 PM

..

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 10:55 PM

I would never in a million years dream of just walking up and touching someone else's kid like that.

Tadao Aug 12th, 2011 11:17 PM

Via PM :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus
... as to why you're such a douche

Because people like you exist.

Tadao Aug 12th, 2011 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 737464)
How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

Probably because I don't care enough about you. You're pretty slow in the head.

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 11:32 PM

..

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 11:35 PM

..

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737487)
Just had a creepy exper....py pedo :(

I don't have kids and plan on never having them unless one of my future wives has one, but I've seen these kinds of things before. Really, the only thing you can do is tell someone in the main office that works the place so that they watch him and no kids get felt up in the future.

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Work... at 1:20 in the video.

captain516 Aug 13th, 2011 12:01 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X98wMHdfcE

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 12:18 AM

I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 12:50 AM

creepozaurus

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 01:26 AM

:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha

Chojin Aug 13th, 2011 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737505)
I'm astonishingly depressed right now.

what else is new

Bluebird Aug 13th, 2011 01:40 AM

:rolleyes

elx Aug 13th, 2011 01:42 AM

773 733 7777

elx Aug 13th, 2011 01:44 AM

sup t, how's married life?

Chojin Aug 13th, 2011 01:47 AM

yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 737511)
what else is new

my life is usually a malaise without a reason, but now I have cause to actively hate life and humanity.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 737514)
sup t, how's married life?

Pretty awesome. I've got everything I want and more. :O

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 737515)
yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying

I'll save it for later, and trust me, there will be a later eventually.

Esuohlim Aug 13th, 2011 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737517)
my life is usually a malaise without a reason, but now I have cause to actively hate life and humanity.

An evening of synchtube will cure what ails you :eyebrows

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 02:10 AM

How do you jerks meet up on synchtube? I'm watching some crappy god play on it with a couple of weirdos

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 02:10 AM

An evening with some titties will cure it as well.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737519)
An evening of synchtube will cure what ails you :eyebrows

u wanna?

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 737521)
An evening with some titties will cure it as well.

that works for me, i've been into chubby chicks lately.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 03:01 AM

SAM THE 100 PROOF IS IN FULL EFFECT

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 03:08 AM

UNDOIT IS FEELING PRETTY LONELY, MILHOUSE

Chojin Aug 13th, 2011 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737525)
that works for me, i've been into chubby chicks lately.


Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:25 AM

oh god why

Pentegarn Aug 13th, 2011 06:07 AM

There's chubby and then there's that :lol

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2011 08:32 AM

Yeah, I've been going back and forth on calling the fair office. On one hand, maybe the guy is just some innocent doofus who thinks he's great with kids and doesn't realize what it looks like. Mr. Kitsa said maybe he was just gorked out of his mind on something and thought he was showing the kids a good time. If the guy was just some idiot, I don't want to ruin his life by accusing him of pedo stuff.

If it helps, I have additional information: while he was standing in the middle of the Merry Go Round and running the ride, he was shouting things like "Yeeeee-haw! Ride em cowgirl!" to the kids. I don't know if this was good or bad, just that I'd never had a merry-go-round ride operator do that before.

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2011 09:04 AM

Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".

Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary.

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 09:52 AM

Good job. And yeah, there's a lot of dirty people who work with kids. You never know. And you reporting it just means they'll probably have someone keep an eye on him to make sure everything is on the up and up.

elx Aug 13th, 2011 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737544)
Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".

Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary.

try taking care of stuff in person if you can, it's way too easy to ignore people over the phone, and she probably won't be able to help you if she already hasn't. I do this to people frequently, just because outright admitting the inability to do anything pisses people off, so giving the "i'll see what I can do" bullshit is like the only option :(

but yeah "reporting it" is similar stock quote for doing nothing and letting the next shift handle any problems that come of it, so I wouldn't rely on that one bit if I were you

Womti Aug 13th, 2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 737510)
:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha

DONE :)

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 02:42 PM

all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 03:11 PM

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 03:16 PM

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 03:40 PM

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 03:49 PM

never!

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 04:04 PM

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 04:12 PM

wait what? haha

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:03 PM

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:05 PM

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:06 PM

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:07 PM

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:08 PM

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

Sam Aug 13th, 2011 05:10 PM

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 05:12 PM

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:13 PM

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 05:15 PM

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 13th, 2011 05:20 PM

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 05:26 PM

hahaha awesome

Aaarg Aug 13th, 2011 05:27 PM

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

Kitsa Aug 13th, 2011 05:52 PM

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

Rongi Aug 13th, 2011 07:58 PM



Got started early on my Walter White costume

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 08:15 PM

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

Shyandquietguy Aug 13th, 2011 08:19 PM

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 08:27 PM

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 737658)
Silly Rongi, that's for February!

:lol


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