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Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 02:56 PM

Oh god I hope not :x

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 03:01 PM

noob3
jixby
gadzooks
sadie
glowbelly
soundtest
ninjavenom
vomit
captain crunch

PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO SEE COME BACK

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:51 PM

captain fugging crunch?!!

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 03:53 PM

baccano's prty good, i have to say

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 03:56 PM

A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 03:56 PM

It is?!!!! like, seriously as in that Ghost In The Shell movie, or "good" in the same way that a japfag says shit about spiky haired kids with giant swords is good

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 03:58 PM

Oh are we talking about anime now? >:

RED PICKLE TIME

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 04:01 PM

VAS A LA DIABLA CON EL PRESIDENTE VIVA LA REVOLUCION

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737977)
A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\

Emu was a really nice guy with good taste in music, I feel like I was kind of a jerk to him most of the time for no good reason!

Matt Harty and Scru were gr8 as well

ALSO Cap'n Crunch was pretty cool I don't care what any of y'all say

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 04:08 PM

Honestly Milhouse, I'm not entirely sure if Professor Cool was Mark Riddles or not. I just remember that he was a really swell guy

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 04:08 PM

BUT I wouldn't be surprised if he was Mark Riddles

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 04:25 PM

Man, Captain Crunch was the FIRST person I helped chase off once he came back


Before the BAPE background




Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 04:27 PM

Before I knew how to make GIFS with a transparency

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 737978)
It is?!!!! like, seriously as in that Ghost In The Shell movie, or "good" in the same way that a japfag says shit about spiky haired kids with giant swords is good

I have a huge boner for 20's - 40's era anything, so my opinion might be colored by it. But I liked the stories of every individual character. When I first saw it, I thought that it would just be a jumbled mess with the obscene number of characters but I watched it with my friend and we both loved it.

I don't know that it does too much to buck convention, but it's mad decent, I'd say. There are worse ways to spend your time, certainly. And it's on Netflix, I think? So it's relatively easy to watch.

I like the Ghost in the Shell world, but the characters never clicked with me. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737979)
Oh are we talking about anime now? >:

RED PICKLE TIME

You'd rather be talking about irrelevant bands, I take it.

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 04:40 PM

I don't know, I always really wanted to watch it but didn't want to waste my time on bullshit that no one's seen

Is it actually smart, or is it just a load of crap about people fighting each other

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:41 PM



:lol

Grislygus Aug 15th, 2011 04:42 PM

ALSO DYLAN TODAY'S MONDAY, NEED UR ARTSSSSSSS SENT TO THE EMAIL

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:48 PM

WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I'M PICKING UP MORE ARTS AT 7.

This next week might be a little iffy - I should be moving up to school and not have my computer. I'll send you several for the coming weeks, then. I should have enough for a series of sorts, maybe. I'll have to see how they came out. 60 exposures - surely more than one of them is good.

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 737987)
You'd rather be talking about irrelevant bands, I take it.

Who gives a shit about relevance? Relevance is less important than everything

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 04:53 PM

Fathom Zero don't be a weasel!

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737993)
Who gives a shit about relevance? Relevance is less important than everything

relevance is the only thing

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737981)
Emu was a really nice guy with good taste in music, I feel like I was kind of a jerk to him most of the time for no good reason

Emu was the nicest guy ever :( :(

Esuohlim Aug 15th, 2011 04:56 PM

Unlike FZ >:

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 04:57 PM

you guys i met this cute girl at a show i played in brooklyn saturday night (oh yeah i'm in a punk band i forgot to tell you guys oops)

she liked our set so i was like "hey i'm gonna talk to this attractive female who liked our band" so i talked to her about stuff and it was cool and i got her number

i just texted her "hey what's up? this is john from filthy wizard" (filthy wizard is the name of the band i'm in this is important)

she wrote "hey filthy wiz!"

now i don't know what to write back

also i'm drunk

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737997)
Unlike FZ >:

:lol

Dixie Aug 15th, 2011 05:01 PM

WHERE ART THOU MISDEMONAR>!!>!>!>>>!!?????

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 05:02 PM

weeding and making a steak sandwich, prolly

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 737977)
A FINE LIST, SIR

Throw in Emu, ScruU2wice, and Matt Harty.

I would say Professor Cool, but even after all these years I still think he might've just been Gadzooks before Gadzooks was Gadzooks :\

nah man prof. cool was mark riddles' roommate

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:08 PM

Oh man did Prof Cool quit the internet? If so the internet is a lamer place without him

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 05:16 PM

i think he did :(

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:18 PM

oh man good for him! i remember the last time i talked to him (which was like 7 years ago i think) he said he was getting married and he was really happy. i'm glad that he hasn't returned to the internet, in that case

UPDATE that girl texted me back she's going on a road trip but she wants to hang when she gets back :o

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 05:21 PM

You really in a punk band or is it another one of those "I'm 21, but I'm really 13 things?"

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:23 PM

haha no i really am in a punk band! we're called "Filthy Wizard". i'm like the guy picciotto of the group, but when guy picciotto didn't play anything and kind of just did hype man stuff

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 05:27 PM

Is it a shitty pop punk band, ska punk, hardcore, or just good old fashioned punk? Because if it's pop punk you should just call yourself a bunch of backstreet boys.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 05:29 PM

daisy daisy give me your answer do

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2011 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 737998)
you guys i met this cute girl at a show i played in brooklyn saturday night (oh yeah i'm in a punk band i forgot to tell you guys oops)

she liked our set so i was like "hey i'm gonna talk to this attractive female who liked our band" so i talked to her about stuff and it was cool and i got her number

i just texted her "hey what's up? this is john from filthy wizard" (filthy wizard is the name of the band i'm in this is important)

she wrote "hey filthy wiz!"

now i don't know what to write back

also i'm drunk

4:57 IN THE PPPPMMMMMMM!!!!!!

THAT'S OFFICIALLY FILTHY WIZARD TIME.

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:31 PM

we're a good times garage punk band

here


Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 05:32 PM

Give that broad the filthy wizard when she gets back

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 05:52 PM

NEW AVATAR TIME

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:54 PM

oh come on sam :(

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 05:55 PM

You look like someone just farted and ruined your good time.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 738025)
oh come on sam :(

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THIS TO YOU.

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 05:59 PM

Wait, really?

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:00 PM

Also, Filthy Wizard is all about the good times k0k0!

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 06:01 PM

I'M ALL ABOUT GOOD TIMES TOO.

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 06:02 PM

That's fine. You're about good times.

Sam Aug 15th, 2011 06:03 PM

I'M ALL ABOUT FARTING TOO.

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 06:03 PM

Lets the good times roll....out of my ass.


Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:03 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738018)
Is it a shitty pop punk band, ska punk, hardcore, or just good old fashioned punk? Because if it's pop punk you should just call yourself a bunch of backstreet boys.




ARTS AND CRAFTS POST PUNK

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 06:05 PM

actually post arts n crafts punk

... core

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:11 PM

Aaarg if you're not careful you might create the next big Williamsburg thing

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:15 PM

Saranac you are so great give me all your secrets

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:19 PM

FUCKIN WITH ME CUZ IM A TEEN AGER

WITH A LITTLE BIT OF A GOLD AND A PAGE UH

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:20 PM

guys who wants to fight me

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 06:20 PM

being a native virginian whenever somebody mentions williamsburg i think of williamsburg virginia

which is full of hipsters anyway but they all go to private college and have rich-ass parents and fuck them

one time i was supposed to spend the night at someone's house in williamsburg va and we were going to leave together the next morning but on my way down he fell asleep and i didn't know where he lived

so i slept in the car on the side of the road

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 738047)

which is full of hipsters anyway but they all go to private college and have rich-ass parents and fuck them

uh dude this is exactly the same as williamsburg, brooklyn but you probably know that already

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 06:24 PM

i do my best to ignore large cities and just assume that everybody in all of them are horrible people i needn't even consider thinking about

but i guess any place with a large population of young people is made-up mostly of rich white kids so yeah that makes sense

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2011 07:18 PM

I will fight you Rongi if the winner gets the rest of the saranac. or if after we both get more saranac too.

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2011 07:42 PM

williamsburg brooklyn isn't poor anymore? when did that happen?

Rongi Aug 15th, 2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738054)
williamsburg brooklyn isn't poor anymore? when did that happen?

THIS IS TRUE. Williamsburg used to be the spot to get heroin 10-15 years ago. Now it has gentrified to the point where anyone can walk around at 3 in the morning and not have to worry about getting shanked

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 07:55 PM

what?! no more junkies?! there goes the fucking neighborhood!

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2011 07:59 PM

fuck, now you'll tell me queens is a resort.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 08:07 PM

all right so i'm packing and i'm doing the dvds because that's easy and entertaining and there are only like 300 instead of the five-fucking-billion books hidden in every corner of the house.

and i'm coming across a bunch of kung fu movies that i'm sure i've seen but i have zero memory of it and all the synopses are no help at all because all wuxias have the same goddamn plot, so i think they should really just list something memorable.
"jackie chan fights dude with white fan" - young master
"graphic rape scene ruins otherwise good movie" - iron-fisted monk
"fighting on ocean coast, donnie yen pokes out dude's eyes, tide comes in" - legend of the wolf
"bad english dub in which carter wong's character says 'japs' in every sentence" - the magnificent fist

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 08:34 PM

Here's a kung fu movie that everyone should see. It's terrible but funny/entertaining at the same time. I rented it when I was 18 and still remember it to this day.



One guy has his arms chopped off (even though one of his arms looks like a baby arm) and the other has his legs burned with acid. Anyways, the guy with legs wears him like a backpack and they fight like that. It's hilariously sad.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 08:55 PM

what crippled masters is great!

wait nevermind i knew that didn't sound familiar i was thinking of crippled avengers which is a shaw brothers film and i don't really remember much about it except that one of the guys is blind and one of the guys is "mentally handicapped" because they apparently squeezed his head in a vice and that made him stupid.

and maybe one's deaf and one's mute, i think they went kind of cop-out with the disabilities and the fighting may not have been very great.

but one of the guys uses large metal rings and it's pretty cool.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 08:57 PM

"Four of those who are crippled, a hawker who is blinded, a blacksmith made mute and deaf, a drifter who loses his legs, and a fighter who loses his sanity, band together to use their disabilities to the best of their advantage."

i remember there being five (an alternate title is "return of the 5 deadly venoms") and i don't know is the "fighter who loses his sanity" is the one that's made retarded by a vice, though!

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 08:58 PM

Sounds intriguing. I may have to find it.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 09:17 PM

the one you posted looks a little more, um, strange. this one's a shaw film so it's just silly (but well-done) wuxia.

i know there is some shaw brothers movie we saw around this time that had kind of slow, "swimmy" fighting. i can't remember if it was this one, though.

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2011 09:34 PM

I just watched some stupid "50 worst movies ever made" special on Netflix and Crippled Masters was one of them.

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 09:43 PM

hahaha awesome

Kitsa Aug 15th, 2011 09:49 PM

the special sucked, though.

k0k0 Aug 15th, 2011 09:52 PM

So the special was probably one of the 50 worst specials ever made?

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 09:59 PM

i would watch that

"50 worst 50 worst specials"

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 10:00 PM

all right so i'm way out of touch with... everything, and apparently the last time i regularly watched television they were still doing i love the 80s type shit.

did they ever do i fucking hate the 80s

Chojin Aug 15th, 2011 11:19 PM

can someone bottom-line the last 80 pages for me? i'm not reading that

for example, did anyone post scandalous pictures of cheeseburgers

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 11:20 PM

man there was this one cheeseburger that totally had a nip slip but that was about it

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 11:21 PM

i forsee a burger rebellion

Aaarg Aug 15th, 2011 11:39 PM

man i thought you were making an american history joke and thought you were pretty clever but then i realized i was thinking of bacon's rebellion and YOU ARE A HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evil Robot II Aug 15th, 2011 11:42 PM

HELLO BART

executioneer Aug 15th, 2011 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738062)
crippled masters

i got that movie on dvd because of the trailer for it on the Cannibal: The Musical! VHS (copy) my cousin had :( i seem to remember it being kind of painful to watch

Fathom Zero Aug 15th, 2011 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 738095)
man i thought you were making an american history joke and thought you were pretty clever but then i realized i was thinking of bacon's rebellion and YOU ARE A HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could make a joke about the Boxer Rebellion, but that would make me look like an asshole.

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 12:17 AM

too late for that, chump!!!! d:[-X-<

Tadao Aug 16th, 2011 01:11 AM

Spoilers!

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 01:13 AM

tagao just broke my i-mockeries!!!!!!

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 01:15 AM

:yum

Tadao Aug 16th, 2011 01:21 AM

hehehehehe

Chojin Aug 16th, 2011 01:25 AM


Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 01:30 AM

chogin saved my i-mcokrery

Chojin Aug 16th, 2011 01:31 AM

aaarg is your name some queermo monty python reference

you can tell me

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 01:36 AM

nahnever was a fan of those fellers

i think i was 17 and "aaaaaaaaaarrgh" was how i felt at the time

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 01:37 AM


Shyandquietguy Aug 16th, 2011 02:05 AM

I'm fallin in love with Julie Andrews.

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 02:19 AM

when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2011 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 738120)
I'm fallin in love with Julie Andrews.

She's mine b*tch if we're goin' by same-birthday rules


Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 738114)

Is this one of those things where Milhouse isn't a meme

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2011 02:27 AM

Speaking of which, I am totally going to apply for a job at Milhouse Engineering and Construction, Inc. since I'll be living in the Chicago area soon anyway

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 02:35 AM

YEAH MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, I'M MOVING THERE TOO, LET'S ROOM UP BRAH

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 02:39 AM


how many times can we post this on one page

executioneer Aug 16th, 2011 02:42 AM

yes because it's such a great image


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