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Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 02:45 AM

four

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 02:56 AM

Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 02:59 AM

k0kurse you!

Shyandquietguy Aug 16th, 2011 03:28 AM

Esoulhim, did you like Rent?

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 03:58 AM

I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday

I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 03:59 AM

oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her

oh well :lol

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 04:02 AM

It will be okay, just print my avatar and use it like a mask

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 04:06 AM

YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT >:

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 04:06 AM

Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 04:07 AM

I'm going to bed, f*ck this

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 738121)
when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson

Is it weird that I would snap my dick off in Helen Mirren

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 07:02 AM

Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 08:05 AM

Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.

Colonel Flagg Aug 16th, 2011 09:04 AM

Helen Mirren is secksy.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 09:14 AM

Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 02:32 PM

IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738156)
Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't understand people who think she's hot, especially when they're quick to disparage old women and fawn over Megan Fox.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 03:12 PM

It's more her personality that's hot.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:12 PM

Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.

edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to?

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 03:14 PM

PERSONALITY IS MY ONLY HOPE, DAMMIT

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 03:16 PM

KITSA YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:17 PM

I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 03:18 PM

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:19 PM

I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738188)
wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I also called you a Mennonite pretzel lady, but I don't see how either of those things preclude me from saying you and your red hair are cute.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:22 PM

You're a pretzel lady, Fathom. And you visit the gorilla strip club during banana hour.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 03:27 PM

I don't even know who you are. You mean less to me than nothing.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:35 PM

I only know you as the pervert who keeps having sex with anything I throw in my trash can. I have had to lock the lids, but you're still getting in there.

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 04:34 PM

wait wait wait is fathom zero don carlson's new account?

did he murder the original fathom zero?

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 04:39 PM

Fathom Zero is a saint.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:42 PM

I was just slandering him a bit, trying to toughen up his saintly visage.

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 04:43 PM

YOU CAN'T PISS ON A SAINT, IT'S NOT RIGHT

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:44 PM

Not unless you're a 5 year old boy, am I right? Or is that only for priests?

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 04:46 PM

THAT'S JUST PRIESTS AND DON CARLSON

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:47 PM

Of course, Don Carlson, the clay animator from Portland Oregon loves to do unnatural things with children.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 04:50 PM

Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok. Your faith is misplaced but I appreciate the sentiment.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon today and apparently I ripped the end off my fibula (leg bone). Now I'm stuck in a damn brace for 5 weeks :( Shit's always more fun in summertime.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 05:12 PM

Is the leg bone just kind of floating around under the skin or something? How does that work?

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 05:28 PM

My foot rolled under me, and I guess it did it powerfully and sharply enough for the ligament to just rip off the end of the bone instead of stretching or tearing the way it would in a sprain. Just yanked the bone free and it's sort of just flapping around in there.

The surgeon said that because of its location, surgery won't really help. That pretty much you have to keep it immobile with the bone pressed up against where it's supposed to be and hope it will heal.

It really doesn't hurt too much, except when she was jabbing it with her finger. It just has a wobbly, unstable feeling like I'm going to twist it again any second.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 05:36 PM

the dude is from circumstances

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738188)
wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

I believe that you said that, and we helped gleefully

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738209)
Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok. Your faith is misplaced but I appreciate the sentiment.

I went to the orthopedic surgeon today and apparently I ripped the end off my fibula (leg bone). Now I'm stuck in a damn brace for 5 weeks :( Shit's always more fun in summertime.

Seeing as how I distinctly remember people panting over sadie and glowbelly, this is enthusiastically consistent with forum policy

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 05:48 PM

So much so that I was subject to TIGHTLY CONTROLLED MILD INTERNET ANGER from sadie's husband, who I've always imagined looked like a cross between Magnum PI's Higgins and Mole from the British stop-motion version of The Wind in the Willows

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 05:48 PM

I would never pant over Sadie or Glowbelly. >:

Especially Glowbelly.

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 05:50 PM

I need to see if I can dig up glowbelly's picture threads and test that theory

NAMES WILL BE NAMED

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738209)
Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok.

I'm 35. :(

That's the most roundabout way I have ever seen to get to someone calling me ugly :lol

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 05:53 PM

I don't hit on girls on the internet anymore. I have learned my lesson.

One time I was visiting a friend in San Antonio from a forum I went to back in 2001. His wife totally tried to have sex with me while I was sleeping on their couch. Being young, I let her, which was an asshole move and everyone in the forum hated me after that, which is reasonable. Good times.

Plus there was the girl from Age of Conan, the mmo, that flew down to see me and she was nothing like her picture.

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 05:55 PM

That happened to a buddy of mine :lol

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 06:02 PM

i hate glowbelly by default because her name is glowbelly and i've been using the name glownmelby for nearly a decade and also because i think i saw her post once and she was a megabitch asshole

ALSO FAT

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 06:03 PM

Don Carlson (you know, the animator? From Portland? Oregon? serial killer? yeah that one!) once told me that fat people flesh makes better leather than "normal people."

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 06:05 PM

I could care less about girls at the moment. I've got enough to deal with. As long as I've got a place to stay and webcam girls to oggle, I'm happy.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 738234)
she was a megabitch asshole

ALSO FAT

this

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 06:29 PM

THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, WHEN HOT GIRLS OTHER THAN SHRUB POSTED.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 06:32 PM

Tell me tales of those times father Sam.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 06:33 PM

LIKE LENOR AND GUTIAR WOMAN

Chojin Aug 16th, 2011 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 738239)
THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, WHEN HOT GIRLS OTHER THAN SHRUB POSTED.

shrub is very attractive

for an english girl

Zomboid Aug 16th, 2011 06:43 PM

I think Cherry, CiG, Emma and maybe one other were the only good looking ladies to post here in the past.

Now there's...CiG, Shrub and elx? ELX is a girl, right?

Edit: And Terra had big boobies.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 06:48 PM

<3 cig

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 06:59 PM

Creeposaurus is pretty cute you guys

oh wait but tadao chased her off for like no reason :rolleyes

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 07:11 PM

I liked creepo, I'm not sure why Tadao had to start throwing stool at her. She gave me uninitiated pickles.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 738243)
uh what

fatmom zero are you trying to be ironic or something

no

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 07:30 PM

hey dudes check out The Comsat Angels they're really good!


Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 07:30 PM

fuck

hold on

just click on this link i guess :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExgUZdHimI

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 07:37 PM

i have something of theirs on my computster but i don't know what or why

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 07:38 PM

They're good if you want to cry in the corner or if you want to put a baby to sleep. But that's probably because I'm not into that type of music.

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 07:49 PM

Fine here's something with a little more grit to it k0k0 you jerk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cFIqu2MgM

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 07:57 PM

oh wait i had them confused with some other band that has the dude from plankton wat in it

comets on fire????

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 07:59 PM

uh idk sorry :(

I only recently got into this band, Steve Albini reccomended them

Chojin Aug 16th, 2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 738245)
ELX

you mean mother brain?

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 08:07 PM


Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 738231)
I'm 35. :(

That's the most roundabout way I have ever seen to get to someone calling me ugly :lol

I wasn't calling you ugly. :lol I only have the vaguest picture of you in my head. You were standing by a tree. Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

I think there's a line between self-deprecation for its own sake (it's how I talk) and self-deprecation as a manifestation of GOTIS, in which the desired result is "oh, noooooo! you're beeeeeautiful! I'd so do you!", etc.

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 08:56 PM

Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 08:58 PM

I am pretty sure she's the only one who said that 35 was old. I'm almost 30, so I wouldn't have said it.

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 08:59 PM

"KITSA YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I'D SO DO YOU"

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 09:01 PM

SAM'S NEW AVATAR IS ALSO A PRETTY LADY

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 09:02 PM

gumblefups

wudoin, bby?

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738273)
I wasn't calling you ugly. :lol I only have the vaguest picture of you in my head. You were standing by a tree. Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

I think there's a line between self-deprecation for its own sake (it's how I talk) and self-deprecation as a manifestation of GOTIS, in which the desired result is "oh, noooooo! you're beeeeeautiful! I'd so do you!", etc.

:lol

I was just being silly Kitsa, pay no attention to my stupidity ;)

executioneer Aug 16th, 2011 10:09 PM

HAPPY 80000 POSTS EVERYONE

edit: WHOOPS I MEAN NEXT PAGE

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 10:09 PM

I'd be a lot more comfortable if everyone imagined me as my avatar.

35 isn't old, unless you're a little kid, when everyone looks ancient. 50 doesn't seem old to me either.

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 10:12 PM

Didn't you once say if you were asian you would kind of look like your avatar?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738273)
Normally I imagine people as their avatars so you're Red Foreman right now.

This means you must have thought I was really a ballchinian once, which lends credence to my earlier 'thinks I am ugly statement" :lol

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 10:21 PM

My hair isn't too different from hers, only it's orange.

And I've been a sarcastic bitch like that character, so I guess that matches.

I guess if I went out of my way to make a wide-eyed scary face it might look a lot like that.

If it makes you feel better, I act a lot like Donna Pinciotti except I never went blonde and she's a lot skinnier than I am. I mean, if we're sticking to That 70s Show references.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 10:31 PM

I also think of people as their avatar in a way, if they're a human av. It throws me off whenever someone changes.

Also, there's been a rumor going around that a keg exploded and my dick got mashed and mangled by the shrapnel. It's not true.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 10:40 PM

More than one time I have actually pictured Grislygus as that drawing.

Colonel Flagg Aug 16th, 2011 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 738283)
Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady

Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos

45 is

No.

Colonel Flagg Aug 16th, 2011 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738306)
I'd be a lot more comfortable if everyone imagined me as my avatar.

Don't be so modest. You looked very fetching peering through all that Frankenberry cereal. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa
35 isn't old, unless you're a little kid, when everyone looks ancient. 50 doesn't seem old to me either.

You are now officially my best friend ever. :love

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 12:25 AM

Creepafuckface called me a not nice guy. I figured I'd be not a nice guy. Fuck that stuck up cunt. I'll beat her face in if I ever see her 'round these parts.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 12:42 AM

:O

i don't support violence against women, tadao, i'm sorry

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:02 AM

IF THAT'S YOUR BEST REASON NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS, I'M NOT BUYING IT, PANSY.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:03 AM

And who are you trying to impress here, anyway? Kitsa? The :mds are all in bed, son. Best toughen up.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 01:04 AM

I don't consider her to be a woman.

Sam Aug 17th, 2011 01:05 AM

IT'S TIME FOR SOME GROWN MAN SHIT IN HERE, BRAH.

Tadao Aug 17th, 2011 01:08 AM


Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:13 AM

That's just woooonderful until you look up and see that chin. Looks hairy :(

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:13 AM

"LOL! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP, BRO?"

Because I won't be fooled again.

Grislygus Aug 17th, 2011 01:17 AM

:thewho

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:20 AM

I was playing a little game in my mind to see who'd be the first one to mention that.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 01:26 AM

YOU BETTER, YOU BET

THAT THAT'S A STUPID GAME

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 01:28 AM

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

Zomboid Aug 17th, 2011 01:31 AM

So, did you discover drugs, or something? Your recent behavior is concerning me, and I'd have half a mind to call your mother to tell her what you're up to if I wasn't so sure that she's probably partying right this instant.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 01:33 AM

I'm doing Casino lines - work with me here.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2011 01:35 AM

I'm only breakin' yer balls, I'm only kiddin' witcha.


Esuohlim Aug 17th, 2011 01:35 AM

MARV WE'RE THE WET BANDITS


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