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Sam Dec 1st, 2011 11:52 PM

ROCK BEATS SCISSORS.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 12:01 AM

DICKS BEAT ASSHOLES

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 12:09 AM

Everybody wants a rock to SCISSOR

Sam Dec 2nd, 2011 12:11 AM

I WANT TO SCISSOR A ROCK THAT I WOUND A PIECE OF STRING AROUND

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 02:28 AM

SCISSOR MY GRAVE

Sam Dec 2nd, 2011 02:29 AM

I ALWAYS THINK RONGI IS POSTING, BUT IT'S JUST MY AVATAR. :(

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 02:34 AM

Rongi used to enjoy oxygen as a dumb teenager but now he thinks it's totally overrated

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 09:28 AM

DID YOU WATCH TWIN PEAKS YET?

replicant Dec 2nd, 2011 10:17 AM

I totally need to re-watch Twin Peaks, and I hope since just joining in on the end of the conversation that has something to do with dwarves and pie and not in sexual way. ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 10:48 AM

I still haven't seen it either. I liked the movie though.

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2011 12:38 PM


k0k0 Dec 2nd, 2011 01:22 PM

Going into the mental place today. You jerks be cool. Cool jerks. And if I don't make it out, tell the world my story. The story of a dude who made purile filth and then he went to a mental hospital. Tom Cruise can star as me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 01:37 PM

If you get locked up there permanently I will Thunder Run on the place and rescue you.

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 02:30 PM


Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 751178)
DID YOU WATCH TWIN PEAKS YET?

NO :(

I'm so tired of TV right now that I'm not watching enough to keep up. Right now I'm in the middle of or just started Carnivale, Sopranos, Firefly, Larry Sanders Show, West Wing, and a couple of sci-fi shows I've been trying to get through for years since they all have like 19 seasons

kahljorn Dec 2nd, 2011 02:35 PM

I just started watching The Wire

is there a good place to stream it online cause everywhere i watch it on is kind of hit or miss :(

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 03:07 PM

firefly is great.

my favorite character is christina hendricks boobs.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751205)
NO :(

I'm so tired of TV right now that I'm not watching enough to keep up. Right now I'm in the middle of or just started Carnivale, Sopranos, Firefly, Larry Sanders Show, West Wing, and a couple of sci-fi shows I've been trying to get through for years since they all have like 19 seasons

That's how I'm doing to. I already have a stupid long backlog. I got through firefly by going out on saturdays drinking with my friend, then getting food and watching an episode each week while eating after.

Its really good but people rave and loon about it. I don't want to give Joss Whedon a hug or anything. Maybe a firm nod.

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 751196)


Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 751209)
That's how I'm doing to. I already have a stupid long backlog. I got through firefly by going out on saturdays drinking with my friend, then getting food and watching an episode each week while eating after.

Its really good but people rave and loon about it. I don't want to give Joss Whedon a hug or anything. Maybe a firm nod.

That's sort of how I feel about Firefly so far. I put it off for so long because I expected something completely amazing, but it's just good. It's not enough to make me want more after an episode is over, but it is really good.

Also I can't get over how much the doctor guy looks like Daryl Hall

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751211)
Also I can't get over how much the doctor guy looks like Daryl Hall





It's pretty distracting :(

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 03:59 PM



is there a reason other than this to watch firefly?

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 04:13 PM

yeah yeah boobs boobs ha ha very funny

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 05:08 PM

>:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 2nd, 2011 05:20 PM

Oh MAN!!!!!! Actually the other reason to watch firefly is the mechanic is super cute. I used to have a crush on the girl from Space Cases on Snick who had a best friend suzy who wasn't there(until season 2 :0)

She grew up into the mechanic on firefly <3 <3 <3 <3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewel_Staite

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 05:43 PM

i had a crush on the kid from uranus... the butt of all jokes :lol

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 05:55 PM

oh man lol

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 05:56 PM

shit's gonna turn into shyandquietguy vs. thrasho here soon

Sam Dec 2nd, 2011 05:57 PM

I DON'T GET IT. :|

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2011 07:45 PM


Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2011 08:07 PM

:lol

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 751227)
I DON'T GET IT. :|



SKIP TO 0:50

I used to dig the rainbow broad too when I was kid.

ThrashO Dec 2nd, 2011 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751226)
shit's gonna turn into shyandquietguy vs. thrasho here soon

we worked our differences out :)

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2011 01:05 AM

If I post an utterly incomprehensible mess of a narrative I have to read for a Round Robin exercise, will you guys hate it with me?

ThrashO Dec 3rd, 2011 01:17 AM

post it dude, i'll stick with you

brb

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2011 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 751255)
If I post an utterly incomprehensible mess of a narrative I have to read for a Round Robin exercise, will you guys hate it with me?


Zhukov Dec 3rd, 2011 01:27 AM

I hate almost everything you post, GW.

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2011 01:56 AM

I try, I try.

kahljorn Dec 3rd, 2011 02:16 AM

wth is round robin

is that some kind of hamburger

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2011 02:29 AM

it's a game ancient white americans used to play in between reading, 'riting, 'rithmatic, and sodomizing their livestock

ItalianStereotype Dec 3rd, 2011 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 751267)
ancient white americans

it's true. with all the mexicans these days, I can hardly find a cow to fuck.

ThrashO Dec 3rd, 2011 03:02 AM

what is the world cumming to :tear

Grislygus Dec 3rd, 2011 04:28 AM

FAT WHITE WOMENS DATING SAID MEXICANS

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2011 09:19 AM


Fathom Zero Dec 3rd, 2011 12:17 PM


Dimnos Dec 3rd, 2011 12:38 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2011 01:24 PM

<3

Esuohlim Dec 3rd, 2011 03:37 PM


kahljorn Dec 3rd, 2011 03:52 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 3rd, 2011 04:41 PM

:lol

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

dextire Dec 3rd, 2011 05:20 PM


kahljorn Dec 3rd, 2011 08:14 PM

if i wasnt lazy i would do one that said

SUP

LordSappington Dec 4th, 2011 05:13 AM

I bought a Mosin Nagant last week, and I love it. Cleaned the whole thing out better than it's probably gotten in 65 years, and the sling looks reaalll nice. :orgasm
Also, it has a steel plate on the butt of the gun, which serves a a combination Nazi skull/my shoulder crusher. I don't really have the heart to modify it too much, so for now a towel will suffice until I render my right shoulder into pure scar tissue.

kahljorn Dec 4th, 2011 08:05 PM

whatever nazi

Zhukov Dec 4th, 2011 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 751411)
I bought a Mosin Nagant last week, and I love it. Cleaned the whole thing out better than it's probably gotten in 65 years, and the sling looks reaalll nice. :orgasm
Also, it has a steel plate on the butt of the gun, which serves a a combination Nazi skull/my shoulder crusher. I don't really have the heart to modify it too much, so for now a towel will suffice until I render my right shoulder into pure scar tissue.

That's pretty cool. Any good pictures? Have you fired it yet?

Dimnos Dec 5th, 2011 02:12 AM

This Should solve your problem while not really a mod and shouldnt damage the gun in any way.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 5th, 2011 09:02 AM

I was gonna put up a picture of The Racketeer in the numbers game thread.

Colonel Flagg Dec 5th, 2011 12:31 PM

Regarding that "numbers game", Willie gets my vote for supreme being for locking that thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 5th, 2011 01:52 PM

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 706241)
RULES/



REG'S -


ARE YOU SERIOUS?

.

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 10:19 PM

zuggity zuggity

ThrashO Dec 5th, 2011 10:41 PM

can someone just lock this thread already :rolleyes

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 11:23 PM

Watch it pal they may have found an earth-like planet in the habitable zone but they'll never find your body

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 11:25 PM

Also you give off this weird vibe around here where no one really likes you that much but at the same time you're tolerable enough that we're all just dealing with it.

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2011 11:36 PM



NO SAMS ALLOWED

Sam Dec 5th, 2011 11:38 PM


kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 12:55 AM

what is that thing

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 12:57 AM

wth thats name discrimination

Sam Dec 6th, 2011 01:19 AM

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT I AM A SEXIER LADY.

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2011 01:33 AM

WELCOME TO RED ROBIN

WHAT'S A GOOD FIRST NAME FOR A FREE FOOD GIVEAWAY HERE AT RED ROBIN ???

HOW ABOUT JAMES >:

Sam Dec 6th, 2011 01:41 AM

JEALOUSY FROM ALL SIDES.

Zhukov Dec 6th, 2011 01:42 AM

On the plus side that burger looks rank.

Sam Dec 6th, 2011 01:48 AM

I would eat the fuck out of that burger.

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2011 01:50 AM

YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT

Sam Dec 6th, 2011 02:14 AM

I DESERVE NOTHING MORE THEN THAT.

Colonel Flagg Dec 6th, 2011 03:33 AM

Wait a minute .... is that a CHEESEBURGER?

Fathom Zero Dec 6th, 2011 03:43 AM

:eek

Esuohlim Dec 6th, 2011 04:21 AM

oh shit :lol

executioneer Dec 6th, 2011 04:50 AM

YA BLEW IT, SON

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2011 12:39 PM

I want to eat the burger real bad.

Aaarg Dec 6th, 2011 02:39 PM

you guys are going to get bann

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2011 03:48 PM

I was going to make a picture of a John Cleeseburger but someone already did and ruined it.

Fathom Zero Dec 6th, 2011 03:57 PM

john ratzenburger

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 04:51 PM

for some reason my school canceled my financial aid payment ;/ fucking cunts

and they straight up lied to me too. told me i couldn't collect financial aid for fall of 2011 because i was taking less than six units, now are bitching that they were going to pay me and I withdrew from a class. wtf

also they took a whole semester to even process my financial aid, then told me i had to jump through some lame ass hoops for them which took another month. now they're like, "Well you completed it after the semester was over, so you can't collect."
I'm so pissed.

Colonel Flagg Dec 6th, 2011 05:19 PM

Burgermeister Meisterburger

Also, that is too bad Kahl. Do you have all the documentation of these "lame-ass" excuses, because that could be important if you really want to collect the aid you're due. Does your college have an adjunct law school that offers legal aid - law students that give legal advice for a nominal fee (or for free)? In this case you may be better off getting direction and instruction from the students (ironically) than the employees. I hope you collect what's due.

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 05:27 PM

actually i have an e-mail of them saying I'm not eligible for financial aid for the semester i took less than 6 units. Sucks because i took more units at another school so I could've gotten extra money.
Fuck I just want the money for my last semester though cause i took a shitload of units, and they're the ones who took forever to do anything. I kind of think they did it on purpose.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2011 05:38 PM

They're professional jerks >:

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 05:39 PM

:(

now i have no monies

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 05:40 PM

I forgot that sam isnt really a SAM

fuck you fake sam

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 6th, 2011 06:01 PM

if you google his xbox name tadao's picture comes up halfway down the page with his wife :lol

Chojin Dec 6th, 2011 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 751599)
for some reason my school canceled my financial aid payment ;/ fucking cunts

and they straight up lied to me too. told me i couldn't collect financial aid for fall of 2011 because i was taking less than six units, now are bitching that they were going to pay me and I withdrew from a class. wtf

also they took a whole semester to even process my financial aid, then told me i had to jump through some lame ass hoops for them which took another month. now they're like, "Well you completed it after the semester was over, so you can't collect."
I'm so pissed.

yeah that kinda stuff happens at community college all the time

Chojin Dec 6th, 2011 07:08 PM



did you know that if you have a lot of tabs open "Hark, a vagrant" looks like "Hark, a vagina"

kahljorn Dec 6th, 2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 751619)
yeah that kinda stuff happens at community college all the time

attitudes from ex-fat dudes happen all the time

Zomboid Dec 7th, 2011 01:11 AM

I've got that site bookmarked. I think what won me over were those first Nancy Drew comics.

Sorry to hear that, Kahl. What are you taking, anyway? I've got one semester left after this, and while paying back student loans doesn't appeal to me, and neither does work, I guess it'll be nice to stop paying tuition.

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 01:42 AM

Next semester is my last semester too. I'm only taking Math right now. I just have to finish my prereqs then I'm eligible to receive 3 degrees.. philosophy, history and liberal arts with emphasis in humanities. If i took one or two other classes i could get a sociology degree, too.

if me bitching at the lead dude at the financial aid place doesn't work tomorrow, then I'll probably get a student loan, too.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 07:12 AM

I bought one of those indie bundle things. Now I feel magnanimous for having donated a bit to charity.

Aaarg Dec 7th, 2011 11:54 AM

you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 12:13 PM

so I've been researching online and I guess fafsa is retroactive ;/

plus the people at fafsa told me since the deadline isnt untl june i should've got my money. I'm gonna bitch so hard and if they dont give it to me ill be like, "WHOS YOUR SUPerIOR"
they also changed my award letter online so I cant bring that in and be like WTF. they deleted all the information on it. kinda pissed i didn't print it last week, but i didn't think they would change it in a week...
i almost think they are trying to steal my monies

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 751651)
you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!

I paid at least three times that amount.

executioneer Dec 7th, 2011 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 751651)
you mean charities that exist to put video games into hospitals? haha fuck that! give it to the developers... be one of the people paying more than the average of like 2 bucks!

i think you can actually choose what percentage of your donation goes to charity and what percentage goes to the developers (if it's the humble bundle)

think the default is 60% charity/30% developers/10% to the organization on that one.

Spoilers!

Pentegarn Dec 7th, 2011 06:17 PM

I can't help but notice someone posted a cheeseburger and then Chojin comes back.

Cheeseburgers must be his Bat Signal


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