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b_squared Dec 7th, 2011 07:13 PM

kahljorn you have me worried. I'm still waiting for my two college kid's money to come in. I just got a notice yesterday that fafsa made corrections to their applications, but they did not say what corrections were made? Kids still do not have the money in the school accounts and I had to pay a partial tuition fee ( 1/3) for each, so they were not dropped from their spring classes.

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 07:54 PM

COLLEGE IS A SCAM ANYWAY

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 08:04 PM

you should be fine. i only got fucked over cause I'm almost done with college.

also get bog

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 751623)
also i don't understand how rage comics escaped 4chan

Uhhhhhhhh why not? Every goddamned vapid and banal meme on the internet ever has escaped 4chan because people are fucking retarded and think that stuff is actually funny. It's not a mystery.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 08:30 PM

i want to make the sleep times, but i have to wait for the ups man to drop of my mum's kindle

arargarghrghagrhghgrgarhagrahh

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 08:31 PM

Oh hey that's a nice First World Problems meme FZ :rolleyes

BANNED

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 08:36 PM

i hate the word meme

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 08:45 PM

I always pronounced it "mehm" because that's how you say it in french (spelled like même though). When I learned it was pronounced "meem" I was like that's the gayest thing i ever heard

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 08:51 PM

I totally read the Jungle Book today while I was sick. Pretty screwed up book, son.

Sam Dec 7th, 2011 09:12 PM

I PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THIS "STUPID INTERNET SHIT"

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 09:14 PM

it's the only language sam knows

Sam Dec 7th, 2011 09:18 PM

IT'S ALSO MY NICKNAME FOR FATHOM ZERO

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 09:35 PM

I CAN'T REPEAT MY NICKNAME FOR SAMSKY

Rongi Dec 7th, 2011 09:36 PM

I tripped on mushrooms a few weeks ago.

It was fun

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 09:42 PM

:drugs

Rongi Dec 7th, 2011 09:45 PM

Sup milhouse

Sam Dec 7th, 2011 09:49 PM

RONGI I AM GLAD YOU ARE BACK FROM YOUR DRUG TRIPS.

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2011 10:04 PM

rongi did you make spacelights

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 10:15 PM

Did you make some awesome music like that really awesome band Ween

Sam Dec 7th, 2011 10:18 PM

OR THAT REAL COOL FRANK ZAPPA GUY

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 10:21 PM

fanrk zippos SAM DID YOU GET YOUR FREE FUCKING BURGER >:

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 10:22 PM

you tripped over someones dick :O

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 10:23 PM

thats ok it happens to me too cause my dick is hella long

its like having a shoelace untied all the time

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 10:25 PM

I use my extra long dick to fuck hookers and then strangle them afterward

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 10:29 PM

im too worried about my dick losing its elasticity to do that

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 10:30 PM

at least they die doing what they love though

Grislygus Dec 7th, 2011 10:41 PM

Saw that movie, it was boring

Esuohlim Dec 7th, 2011 10:46 PM

WAS IT A HORROR FILM CALLED "DICK NOOSE"?

kahljorn Dec 7th, 2011 11:54 PM

how can you not like the movie dick noose

a movie about dirty dancing that gets dangerous

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 04:23 AM

hey theres some kind of gay mexican ad that pops up on my screen all obnoxious like

Grislygus Dec 8th, 2011 04:31 AM

Naw, it was an actual horror film, in real life, called "Soul Vengeance"

boring as hell. I'm not sure how that's possible in a film about a man using his giant mutant penis to strangle people, but it was

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 05:42 AM

if my soul got vengeance i guess it would uninteresting;y strangle people to death with its penis too

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 01:43 PM

Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 01:48 PM

rpngi goes hard, son

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 02:09 PM


Sam Dec 8th, 2011 04:47 PM

Is that a picture of the guy that mugged you?

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 05:28 PM

it's a picture of my dick

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 751766)
Hey kahl how bout i trip my penis across your face

SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 05:36 PM

OK SO I KEEP GETTING THESE ADS thAT ARE "POWERED BY VIZU" AND tHEY Are ANNOYING POPUPS.

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 05:42 PM

powered by deez nutz

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 05:43 PM

is more like it

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 05:51 PM

POWERED BY GIVEFORCEPOWERS

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 8th, 2011 06:01 PM

I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 751787)
SEE YOU NEXT FALL

IS THAT HOW YOU ASK ALL tHE LADIES FOR A BLOWJOB

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2011 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 751793)
I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.."

BRO YOU FORGOT HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

Esuohlim Dec 8th, 2011 07:04 PM

Next time you gotta say "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery, the place where strapping young Milhouse backwards posts "

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 751793)
I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.

Sup.

NICE
WHAT UP LADY

Quote:

it's how I asked your dad for a blowjob

KILLING IN THE NAME OF
RONgi YOURE SUCH A FAGGOT

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:36 PM

CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:38 PM

i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes

tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:39 PM

ps my roommate listens to garbage music hence all the references to garbage music

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 07:40 PM

okay have fun being a douche

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:43 PM

am not

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 07:44 PM

Quote:

hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim
you're just mad we get pussy easier than you

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:45 PM

my character in skyrim is a cat man :(

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 07:46 PM

oh :(

why do you even need punkrock chick then

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 07:50 PM

because she is pretty much every masturbation fantasy i've had since i was 15, but a real person

the cat man is pretty sweet though, he fights with his bare hands :O

i was really high when i designed him, i tried to make him look like MJ's catmonster thing from thriller

Sam Dec 8th, 2011 09:33 PM

MY CAT MAN WILL FUCK YOU UP RONGI.

FUCK YOU UP AND STEAL YOUR WOMAN.

executioneer Dec 8th, 2011 09:40 PM

jeez did we all make cat mans :-[

kahljorn Dec 8th, 2011 10:38 PM

i made slutty girls :(

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 10:48 PM

i have 3 papers due tomorrow

i have started exactly none of them

i am so fucked

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 10:58 PM

FAMOUS RAPIST

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 11:03 PM

but you get to have sex with a girl, though

that makes it all worth while

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 11:06 PM

i have a supernatural talent for paper writing. my midterm paper was written at 2 in the morning the night before it was due while i was on amphetamines and caffeine. the combination put me in the hospital at 7:30, got out at 9 and handed it in at 10

i got an A on it

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 11:08 PM

That tells a lot about the faculty.

Rongi Dec 8th, 2011 11:09 PM

or about how awesome i am, seeing as how i got a higher grade than most people in that class

quit being a hater, fz

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 11:14 PM

quit being a lame not-paper doing gdi

j/k ilu bby

Fathom Zero Dec 8th, 2011 11:20 PM



you just need a pick-me-up

MarioRPG Dec 8th, 2011 11:29 PM


YES THIS IS A REAL THING :x

captain516 Dec 9th, 2011 02:07 AM

I knew a PETA member once
He stank like shit and would never comb his hair
Also I hated him

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 02:36 AM

Haiku score 13/100 let's try to get the right number of syllables next time

captain516 Dec 9th, 2011 02:46 AM

hi milhouse

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 02:48 AM

REGARDING MIRRORS
DUAL HEATED POWERED OUTSIDE
IS MY PREFERENCE

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2011 03:06 AM

If there are any attractive ladies reading this; I'm probably the best catch on here. Exotic and all.

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 03:08 AM

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2011 09:08 AM

I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE PLAYING AS MY SKYRIM CAT MAN ANYMORE. IT FEELS LIKE PETAS REVENGE: SNEAKY CAT HEAD AXE SPLAT: THE GAME.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2011 09:11 AM



:ibapery

:0

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 10:58 AM

some kid was selling fruit for a fundraiser or something and my girlfriend bought some not realizing the amount of fruit it was and now we have like 50 tangelos.

hasppy birthdayto me in a few days!!!!!!!citrus!!!

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:03 AM

Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2011 11:08 AM

man, i'm just down coz of the paper chase, man

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 11:35 AM

if i had fruit trees i would never eat anything except fruit and then i would die but it would be a happy death

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:45 AM

"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:46 AM

Am I the only one here who doesn't really like fruit? Maybe bananas and grapes I guess. I like vegetables, son.

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 11:48 AM

PINEAPPLES IS THE BOMB.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:51 AM

FLAVORS UP THE JIZZ FOR THE LADIES

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 11:57 AM

HERE IS A HAIKU
I HAVE ADD, YOU KNOW
SO I MIGHT STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 12:58 PM

i dated a girl who didn't like fruit

A FREAK

Chojin Dec 9th, 2011 01:02 PM

a guy on my facebook is this crazy paleo diet fgt and now he's going on about fluoride

anyone have a link to a choice coolinator thread i could post

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 9th, 2011 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751894)
"I was born a poor farmer in rural India in 1936. Today I rely on and edit Wikipedia."

"When I purchased my first computer in 2005, just using the mouse was difficult because my hands shake. But by 2009 I had discovered Wikipedia!"

What the fuck, when is this shit going to be over

and those stupid sure fire get money faces.

executioneer Dec 9th, 2011 03:02 PM

"things were never easy for me, i was born a poor black child"

elx Dec 9th, 2011 03:06 PM

why are you guys talking about fruit everywhere

elx Dec 9th, 2011 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751886)
Oh fuck, SELLING FRUIT. Steal it from people's yards and turn it around for profit. Wait 'til the Eating Healthy and Being Poor thread hears about this

hahaaa ohhhhh, that's good

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 04:59 PM

FOR THE LADIES

Aaarg Dec 9th, 2011 05:28 PM

fruit good what else is there to say !!

Zhukov Dec 9th, 2011 06:10 PM

Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2011 07:06 PM

i'm digging giorgio moroder week

executioneer Dec 9th, 2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 751941)
Wait, you can rely on Wikipedia as a job? It somehow provides income?

it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

Rongi Dec 9th, 2011 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 751947)
it sounds like he's retired/disabled, and Wikipedia is THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIM JOY

ladies and gents, the most depressing thing ever posted on this forum :(

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 08:34 PM

NOT EVEN CLOSE.

kahljorn Dec 9th, 2011 08:43 PM

what about when we found how that sam isnt even sam's real name, and he gets a free cheeseburger and we dont?

fuck that.

Esuohlim Dec 9th, 2011 08:58 PM

I AM STILL PISSED


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