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Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 752273)
speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic [...] and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

Why is this sad?

Aaarg Dec 14th, 2011 03:49 PM

i don't even know i think i was going somewhere else with that but i'm damn stupid and forgot

but it seems like if you're going to make a movie about somebody's life you should do more research than the man's memoirs or whatever.

i don't know, don't pay attention to me, i'm awful in general.

Guitar Woman Dec 14th, 2011 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 752214)
I really wanted to find a tardis bong or something, but by some freak twist of fate, such a thing doesnt exist in a commercial capacity. How... :confused

That would have been pretty bitchin', but I definitely prefer this to a bong since I can carry it around with me and store it easily.

Did you know the little flap over the bowl blocks out the smell, too? :o

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2011 12:29 AM

i just use a gravity bong :O

executioneer Dec 15th, 2011 12:33 AM

i use an anti-gravity bong

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2011 12:58 AM

:O

Sam Dec 15th, 2011 01:45 AM

A GRAVY-DONG

captain516 Dec 15th, 2011 01:54 AM

If he was asian, he'd use a ching-chong bing bong

kahljorn Dec 15th, 2011 05:17 AM

if he was asian, he'd have an anti-gravity dong

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2011 05:25 AM

An anti-gravity long duk dong

Aaarg Dec 15th, 2011 07:40 AM

i must have clicked on the weed thread accidentally

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 15th, 2011 09:17 AM

Maybe she tried teaching it ninja stuff.

Aaarg Dec 15th, 2011 10:41 AM

hm, maybe. i hadn't thought of it that way.

Colonel Flagg Dec 15th, 2011 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 752294)
If he was asian, he'd use a ching-chong bing bong

On an initial glance, I thought this said "Chitty Chitty Bang Bong".


Aaarg Dec 15th, 2011 01:28 PM

"i made this one out of a dildo i found, i call it bong-a-long-a-ding-dong"

ThrashO Dec 15th, 2011 03:24 PM

if it was a giant ape musical produced in china it'd be king-kong's-ching-chong-bing-bong-sing-a-long

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2011 02:26 AM

I've still got the pumpkin face pickleman. My hanukkah is ruined

ThrashO Dec 16th, 2011 05:33 AM

buddy, hanukkah was ruined way before that

Kitsa Dec 16th, 2011 07:14 AM

The chabad here is doing a Hanukkah Bowl on Christmas day.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2011 10:33 AM

:pagebrak












http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Transylvania
Dracula (Adam Sandler), an owner of Hotel Transylvania in Romania, a five-star resort for the world's monsters,


Adam Sandler as Dracula, a Hotel Transylvania owner[5]
Andy Samberg as Jonathan, a 21 year-old regular guy[5]
Miley Cyrus as Mavis, Dracula's teenage daughter[3]
Kevin James as Frank/Frankenstein
>:

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2011 11:04 AM

For fuck's sake.

dextire Dec 16th, 2011 11:19 AM

At least the Dexter's Laboratory guy is directing it. He might be able to save it.

I thought it was live action at first though. :lol

Fathom Zero Dec 16th, 2011 11:26 AM

I did, too. Okay, this could be alright.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2011 12:13 PM

Genndy could be the only good that comes out of that >:

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2011 06:20 PM

Man, FUCK Mobile Sprouts. PSI Magnet is bullshit

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 16th, 2011 09:38 PM

:lol what part are you at?

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2011 09:43 PM

I just got to Happy Happy Village, so I just finished what I think is the toughest part of the whole game with all the mobile sprouts and territorial oaks and robots that shoot you with beams that give you colds.

The other hardest part of the game is fighting your way through that one department store without Paula.

Goddamn I love this game :(

Esuohlim Dec 16th, 2011 09:58 PM

Read through the Earthbound thread and it'll make you wanna play it again too :x

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 09:02 AM

That probably is the hardest part of the game. I always felt like part was scaled to be okay with Ness and Paula but not just Ness by himself. The first time I played through the game Paula died and I didn't know you could revive her by staying at an inn. I had to beat that stupid mole with Ness only and a dead teddy bear. The stone revived Paula and made it easier again.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 09:11 AM

The one reason I really want to play through it again, I never got the sword of kings. I feel like I have killed over 128 of the stonehedge starmen over different playthroughs.

Also cuz sam don't know bo bout no earthbound raps

I bash in the fourside door to the floor, Flip the switch and take a wild ride to moonside. Where yes means no and no means yes. Turned the city into a downtown bar and frankli(nbadge) I'm not impressed. Get ready for battle with my homerun bat. Line it up and score a critical SMAAAAAAAASSSSHHH attack. SEE MANI MANI. KILL MANI MANI. TAKE MANI MANI.

Sam Dec 17th, 2011 11:50 AM

BITCH PLEASE. :rolleyes

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 12:17 PM

S'OW WE DO

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2011 12:27 PM

wudoin bbys

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 12:49 PM

I feel like the dead island logo with the tree is just the turtle beach logo with the tree plus a zombie.

that and working.

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2011 12:54 PM

fck work

stop that shit

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 01:32 PM

stoppin at 6pm, then gotta go crimmus shoppin.

ItalianStereotype Dec 17th, 2011 02:15 PM

Shy and I had a PONIES DATE yesterday, but I had to cut it short because I was so tired. We should do it again.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 03:47 PM

Whams Mill Potion

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 03:51 PM

Install homo whimp >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 03:57 PM

executioneer Mail Limb Bows

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 04:04 PM

That ass minion

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 04:06 PM

Anal fold dry or fad rally don

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 04:09 PM

Resign those vinyls

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 04:10 PM

Black homy tit

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 17th, 2011 04:11 PM

A jag mans men

Fathom Zero Dec 17th, 2011 09:25 PM

a twice baked kahl

What're we doing

Colonel Flagg Dec 18th, 2011 12:07 AM

I know. ;)

Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2011 12:25 AM

Y'all ain't shit to me. >:

Kitsa Dec 18th, 2011 01:50 AM

mockers ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Ex Leper Dec 18th, 2011 06:09 PM

Meanwhile in Poughkeepie...

Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2011 06:38 PM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE POUGHKEEPSIE WE GOT?

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2011 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 752406)
That ass minion

:lol :lol :lol

ThrashO Dec 18th, 2011 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 752409)
Black homy tit

im going to name my first born that

Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2011 11:24 PM

TAD PLEEZE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Esuohlim Dec 18th, 2011 11:38 PM

FATHOM ZERO

OR SHOULD I SAY

FATHER ZOOM? :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 752421)
Y'all ain't shit to me. >:

whatever fad rally don

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 752442)
im going to name my first born that

SHAMAN RIM TOT OR MARATHON MIST

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:15 AM

Or mama horn tits

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:16 AM

Flagg: jabber boner stiff or barf jobbers feint

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:28 AM

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10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 19th, 2011 09:29 AM

A Guava Strike

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2011 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 752444)
FATHOM ZERO

OR SHOULD I SAY

FATHER ZOOM? :eek

that was just lazy

executioneer Dec 19th, 2011 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 752481)
that was just lazy

oz fear moth?

Colonel Flagg Dec 19th, 2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 752443)
TAD PLEEZE COME HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

a data toad

Esuohlim Dec 19th, 2011 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ex Leper (Post 752430)
Meanwhile in Poughkeepie...

For "Pele Rex" I made this whole Dinosaur Comic with Pele's head superimposed and it looked like SHIT so pretend I posted it

...

LOL!

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2011 07:33 PM

You're all pathetic

Esuohlim Dec 19th, 2011 08:13 PM

You and me, FZ, we're just a pair o' pathetic peripatetics

Kitsa Dec 19th, 2011 08:29 PM

with priapism

Fathom Zero Dec 19th, 2011 08:49 PM

MONSTERS ARE SUCH INTERESTING PPPEOPLE

Aaarg Dec 20th, 2011 10:26 AM

i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed

the t-shirt has the great masturbator on it

it was an undershirt

the boots were not underboots

Aaarg Dec 20th, 2011 10:27 AM

however i am wearing underboots but i call those my "socks"

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2011 10:42 AM

Was it for a musuem?

Aaarg Dec 20th, 2011 10:59 AM

haha, i wish this place had a museum nearby. there's a science center in the bigger town nearby and i'm going to keep trying to get a job there - but at least now i'll be making more than $0/hr doing it.

fucking grocery store. again.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 20th, 2011 12:11 PM

You need to start an open air musuem. I feel like you would be a good curator.

Rongi Dec 21st, 2011 03:17 AM

fuck

Colonel Flagg Dec 21st, 2011 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 752541)
i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed.

See what happens when you wear appropriate clothing to the interview?

PROTIP - DRESS FOR SUCCESS!

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2011 04:29 AM


Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2011 04:32 AM

who the hell are you

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2011 04:35 AM


Tadao Dec 22nd, 2011 05:31 AM


Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2011 11:01 AM

THE KID IS BACK

Dimnos Dec 22nd, 2011 11:43 AM

HOLY FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMPLETE! Good to see you Tman. I was beginning to think you got shanked over an incident involving roofies or something.

Colonel Flagg Dec 22nd, 2011 12:16 PM

'sup T-DAWG?

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2011 01:07 PM

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG :(

Tadao Dec 22nd, 2011 03:10 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 22nd, 2011 06:50 PM

This is no good! :(

Colonel Flagg Dec 22nd, 2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 752645)
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG

Maybe harsh, but that kitten TOTALLY DESERVED IT! >:

Rongi Dec 23rd, 2011 01:34 AM

tadao!

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2011 10:11 AM

I started off the morning right, in the ER, getting stitched up after cutting open the top of my hand with my harpy. Price paid for general badassery. To my credit, I've owned the thing over ten years without incident, and this time the knife slipped.

Welcome back, Tadao, I thought you were dead or henpecked away from the place.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2011 12:48 PM


Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2011 12:57 PM

tadao you are bringing tears to my eyes with pictures of hurted aminals

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2011 03:04 PM


Colonel Flagg Dec 23rd, 2011 03:19 PM

NEMO!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2011 03:31 PM


captain516 Dec 24th, 2011 04:39 PM

Animals I have had sex with

executioneer Dec 24th, 2011 05:52 PM

is that why their limbs are broken

kahljorn Dec 24th, 2011 09:43 PM

so its christmas eve and i didnt buy presents for anybody
:O

Babs Dec 24th, 2011 10:01 PM

Tears of JOY! The rabbit is back with treats!

Babs Dec 25th, 2011 12:01 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS I-MOCKERY!!!!!!

Esuohlim Dec 25th, 2011 01:14 AM

Happy halloween my friends


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