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Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2012 12:01 AM

So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2012 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 755866)
Nooooo, this is as entry level a logic course as it gets. This is the logic course that English majors take to get their math gen ed requirement out of the way

thass a bummer. Logic's one of my favorite courses, although I also found it as it was eligible to fulfill the mathematics requirement.

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2012 12:28 AM

I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".

So I now I just say everything is ad hoc since that's the only thing I remember.

ThrashO Mar 9th, 2012 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755872)
So what you're telling me is that the only thing remotely entertaining about you would to be five months from now when you blubber about your latest girlfriend dumping you?

:xmas3

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2012 12:35 AM

So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2012 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755875)
I took Intro to Philosphy as a schedule-filler one semester and I was excited to learn about logic, but the professor was like "We have a lot to cover in this class so we'll breeze over logic over the next 20 minutes and move on".

So I now I just say everything is ad hoc since that's the only thing I remember.

If you remember anything from an intro class, your professor did something wrong.

ThrashO Mar 9th, 2012 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755877)
So basically you're Pram Maven Jr.

w (double u)

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2012 02:27 AM

i'll modus ponens your dick

Esuohlim Mar 9th, 2012 03:59 AM

Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot

kahljorn Mar 9th, 2012 05:42 AM

lets internet kill ourselves

Babs Mar 9th, 2012 06:06 AM

That's going to take a lot of cheeseburgers

Zhukov Mar 9th, 2012 07:17 AM

Nice work Esuohlim. Well done.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2012 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 755886)
Happy 9 year anniversary of me posting on a message board like some sort of miserable faggot

:posh

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2012 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 755884)
w (double u)

144 days left until Thrash0 bleeds about his crushed love life.

Chojin Mar 9th, 2012 11:19 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B002PJ7PYS

the comments are amazing

Chojin Mar 9th, 2012 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 755908)
144 days left until Thrash0 bleeds about his crushed love life.

also shut up you tryhard faggot

in the parlance of our times

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 10th, 2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 755921)

http://www.multistalkervictims.org/catchcanada/

Maybe he's not crazy after all.

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2012 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 755921)

:lol

The second one is gold. Gang-stalking has now replaced morgellons as my favorite schizo delusion.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2012 12:55 PM

That device is something a paranoid ephedrine addict would buy.

ThrashO Mar 10th, 2012 01:54 PM

I think this guy made that


kahljorn Mar 10th, 2012 02:15 PM

:lol thats awesome

i remember all my tweaker friends talking about shadow people. One time when I stayed up for five days straight i saw them too ;o ;o

Big McLargehuge Mar 10th, 2012 02:40 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...62532025920585

:eek

Big McLargehuge Mar 10th, 2012 02:44 PM

"I was having levitation of some of my body parts"

Babs Mar 10th, 2012 02:56 PM

You ever break a wand?

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 742837)
Moron. Pub left because of you.

Hahaha. What. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 10:52 AM

Oh shitfuck.


Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742962)
jeanette talked about poops and dildos, though

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 742966)
i don't remember poop talk, but i remember jamesman made some whiney thread about how dildos make it harder for men to satisfy ladies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 560873)
How about the one where the woman shits in a bucket and then divides the stool among three different labelled containers

Goodtimes.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 11:20 AM

:lol

wudoin, bby

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 11:39 AM

As ever. Soups for you?
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 743272)
I'm a fucking shut-in virgin and I've lived more of life than you have Pram.

High Five!

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 11:40 AM

I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 11:51 AM

Do they know? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 743658)
after reading a ton of stupid articles claiming that we have just sent a particle back in time through another dimension, I finally read opera's release and I don't get it

if they have the level of accuracy/uncertainty that they are claiming - isn't that higher than the one we achieved when measuring the speed of light half a century ago? assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(

is it just that if that is in fact the case then it's far too scary to mention or think about because it means that everything we have ever measured in modern history has been wrong and we've set ourselves back two hundred years with our newer, preciser technology? is preciser a word?

Faulty equipment is an even better answer for scepticism but not my doomsday pants creaming.

"The team has now found two problems that may have affected their test in opposing ways: one in its timing gear and one in an optical fibre connection."

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 744067)
You are seriously the most stale and unfunny cunt on this message board. I cannot believe that you think you add humour. :lol

Adding the LOL emoticon to a large percentage of your posts doesn't mean you are adding humour. You are using it to laugh at your own jokes. :lol

..

ThrashO Mar 12th, 2012 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756003)
I'm studying black people at university. It's cool.

is black people a major now?

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756004)
Do they know? :eek

I'm trying to be really secret about it. They'll take it away if we appear to be too interested.

Zhukov Mar 12th, 2012 02:20 PM

I was JUST listening to a NZ radio show clip thing. Freaky.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 02:35 PM

:eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 744568)
I haven't posted here in like a year but I see Pub Lover went a page in this thread without posting. Feels wrong man.

Pretty much the only reason I read through this thread is for posts like that.

It certainly isn't for the miles of Pram Maven posts.

I did like when he thought Thrash0 was that other guy though.

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756009)
I'm trying to be really secret about it. They'll take it away if we appear to be too interested.

I was going to go down a whole route of "studying black people is like bird watching" with hides and mating calls etc but it just feels a bit too much like what Don Carlson the racist animator would do.

Esuohlim Mar 12th, 2012 03:05 PM

I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 03:10 PM

I would like to see this impression. :eek
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 744816)
I've said it before and I shall say it again: you should consult with Pubbles, who obsessively saves every photo ever posted on these forums.

Only of you. :eek

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744675)
going on a date tomorrow

hopefully she'll touch my boner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 744832)
you guys i just got back from my date

it went really well :)!

Boner Touching well? :eek

This is an important question. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2012 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756014)
I was called racist once because I can do a good impression of Gus from Psych :(

I hope you told then to kiss your blacksmith ass.

kahljorn Mar 12th, 2012 04:11 PM

Quote:

assuming that this is actually the case, then wouldn't that imply that the implication here isn't that a neutrino is actually faster than the speed of light, but simply that our accepted model for the speed of light has been off this entire time? why has no one proposed this skepticism? why are they more quick to accept the back-in-time theory? :(
because thats ridiculous to assume off of one anomalous test? besides didn't they get results saying it went faster and others saying it went slower -- so that explanation would be impossible.

also did scientists really say that it went back in time or is it just idiots who said that? I would think a better explanation would be that time slowed down -- the speed of light stayed the same :O
but i dont think a scientist should really say either of those things

Pub Lover Mar 12th, 2012 05:08 PM

Really, the problem with science news is that most headlines are bullshit written by idiots. Did anyone see the "Ice cream is as addictive as heroin" headline a few weeks back? Good job being shitty, shitty journalists.

Speaking of the News; do we know if Clay is still alive? Do we know if he was the one shooting up those families in Afghanistan?

My power bill says "Friends"at the top. Guys, if I'm not giving you three hundred bucks a month then we are clearly not as tight as I am with my electricity supplier.

Big McLargehuge Mar 12th, 2012 09:11 PM

Did anyone else see the Abobo's Big Adventure write up in Game Informer?

MarioRPG Mar 12th, 2012 09:53 PM

Life update: Working two part time jobs and being a full time 3rd year student is hella draining.

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756012)
I was going to go down a whole route of "studying black people is like bird watching" with hides and mating calls etc but it just feels a bit too much like what Don Carlson the racist animator would do.

Oh, I know. It's like they think they're real people or something.

Rongi Mar 12th, 2012 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756016)
Boner Touching well? :eek

This is an important question. >:

Oh that girl sucked she was into jesus and stuff

I have a girlfriend now who isn't into jesus and is totally into touching my boner

Tadao Mar 12th, 2012 11:48 PM

Then why did you mislead us? :tear

Tadao Mar 12th, 2012 11:48 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2012 11:53 PM

punk girls touch wangs

Tadao Mar 13th, 2012 11:57 AM

Yeah but they grip to fucking hard. I like a soft hand.

Fathom Zero Mar 13th, 2012 12:19 PM

Whereas I like being crushed. IT TAKES ALL KINDS, MY MOTHER WOULD SAY.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 750989)
Relinquishing addiction has made me more apathetic towards life than I've ever been, even when I was a DXM tard. I don't shave, I don't write, I don't hang out with friends, I don't work, I don't do fucking anything. I'm just a miserable, joyless, cold, unproductive sack of shit who's no fun for anyone. Narcotics Anonymous can go suck the tits I wish I had.

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 750659)
I'm totally drugged up on xanax so I'm gonna give you folks some truths. Truth is, I need to be in a mental home again. I barely leave my house out of fear of nothing. I only go out to get groceries, play pool for a short time(sometimes), and doctors. And if where I need to go is out of the safe radius, I flip the fuck out. So working from home has its advantages, but for me, the disadvantages are fucking up my life. I am gonna go get checked in to a mental place. One way or another I'm going to get over this bullshit. And then when I do, I'm going to visit each and every one of you with my fist. Inside my fist will be a token for spending one day with me. And we shall have fun times of your choosing. But first, I need to get better. I shall get better. We will see. Why all this now? Well, I found it sad that I couldn't even go to thanksgiving with my mom because my sister's house is too far. It's out of the unsafe zone. Time to get checked into the home.

<3

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 13th, 2012 02:51 PM

Is k0k0 back at the house again?

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:04 PM

:\
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753346)
Once again I forget to go to the end of the thread before replying. FUCK THIS.

Is that something that matters? :eek

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753378)
I AM INTERESTED IN MORE SIMILAR EXAMPLES OF THINGS YOU THOUGHT OF THAT NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT BEFORE

Your new avatar is facing the wrong way. >:

Esuohlim Mar 13th, 2012 04:12 PM

GOOD

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 04:28 PM

>:

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753556)
hey guys i don't talk to anymore i'm starting HRT tomorrow yay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753558)
You're finally gonna get male hormones?

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753559)
ZING, NO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753560)
I'll inject some hormones into you. :wank

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 753561)
#inappropriate

Danny is a sexier dressed as a lady than he is when he is dressed as a man. This is something I know. PM me for pics.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 753747)
chojin I hope you drop olympic sized weights on your medulla and end up rotting alone in your dads house until your flesh disintegrates off of your corpse and ants come along and make a farm out of your bones >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 753766)
Elx also showed what looked like sincere concern for ThrashO, so y'know...she's a whore with her sympathy.

She'll never get in between Thrash0 and Shy. They are so in love.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 755700)

Smile. >:

Take off your shirt. :wank

Smile, damnit! >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750812)
I-Mock's prettiest woman right here, guys


:love
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 745486)
I had a cousin who made her own iron-on with a printout, didn't flip the image, and wore it logo-backwards to a family function. When someone pointed it out, she couldn't understand why it was okay every time she checked it in the mirror but not when she looked down.

I'm utterly srs about this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 744283)


ALSO: Here's a picture of me and the girl who convinced me of giving up on blonde girl threesomes and other depraved, deranged, and totally awesome sexual acts.

Faceswap photoshop. Faceshop photoswap
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 741904)
elx you are so tiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741978)
damn elx if you keep practicing with that monster you could almost handle my cock

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 741777)
pub has folders and subfolders and sub-subfolders.

I think about everyone here who has appeared in drag, or in anything that could be taken as drag, is specially indexed for ease of wank. I believe. Again, you'd have to ask him but you'd probably just get that :wank emoticon in the chat thread.


Kitsa Mar 13th, 2012 11:25 PM

I stand by that, you sporadic bastard.

Pub Lover Mar 13th, 2012 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 742766)
Pub Lover sent me a package in the mail and in that package were thousands of photos of me as a kid that he took secretly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 742767)
:lol

..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 743692)
elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 743702)
the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 743704)
Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 743724)
Because it takes less than a nanosecond?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 722193)
What does mean when you dream about murdering a whole basement full of people you've never met? :(

I even picked up a rocking chair and crushed someone's neck with it :(


Esuohlim Mar 13th, 2012 11:48 PM

I've been having some great dreams lately. A week ago I was a stand-up comedian following Doug Stanhope and I got a bigger applause.

Babs Mar 14th, 2012 02:00 AM

Sounds like a nightmare.

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2012 02:16 AM

If you're talking about performing in front of an audience, normally I'd agree. But If you're talking about having Stanhope involved then fuck you man Stanhope rules

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 02:37 AM

too many games
i have been crtitcally analyzing
i am not
going to play any games for a while

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 02:41 AM

Also, Deadbeat Hero and No Refunds are right up there with anything from Richard Pryor and George Carlin to me.

Pub Lover Mar 14th, 2012 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756085)


some people age

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756089)


Like I said.

You're too young to be claiming to have a picture in the attic.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 756105)
I'M TO FAT FOR CAMERA'S

:tear

Spoilers!

Hi. :)

Tadao Mar 14th, 2012 05:33 PM

:lol

Fathom Zero Mar 14th, 2012 06:57 PM

is da dorms, son

Rongi Mar 14th, 2012 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 756033)
punk girls touch wangs

i'm not with punk girl either, i don't even know if she goes to this school anymore. she done disappeared :eek

kahljorn Mar 14th, 2012 10:12 PM

she probably hitched a ride off to the sunset

Esuohlim Mar 14th, 2012 10:17 PM

TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

ElPila666 Mar 14th, 2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 756073)

Lionel Messi :love

ElPila666 Mar 14th, 2012 10:45 PM

owwww i miss my first page brak in years >:

Babs Mar 14th, 2012 11:17 PM

I wish you guys archieved my face :(

Rongi Mar 14th, 2012 11:50 PM

RUN 2 DUH HILLZ

RUN 4 UR LYYYYFE

Tadao Mar 15th, 2012 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 756135)
TADAO PROBABLY TOLD HER TO GIVE IT UP AND STOP REPRESENTING IT

AND JUST WHEN HE FINALLY FOUND A HANDJOB THAT WAS UNCONDITIONALLY GOOD!

Pub Lover Mar 15th, 2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 751471)
i guess if your idea of sex is being pile drived by zangief you might find her attractive

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 750446)
I still say "Suck my dick motherfucker you understand that SHIT?" a lot to this day

irl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 756127)
even though willie is being kind of a baby about this stuff i still think he's a good guy and was a lot cooler than the majority of people who still stick around here

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 697244)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 661971)
I had no idea what that was so I looked it up.

I should ban you for tricking me into looking at anime

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 610864)
Wait, you seriously can't call a female homo? I didn't know this.

..

monster_movie_night Mar 18th, 2012 07:02 PM

I'm starting to realize that you're not an old men and it took me two years to realize that..

Pub Lover Mar 18th, 2012 08:05 PM

I am clearly an old men. I am like six old men.

Tadao Mar 18th, 2012 08:35 PM

with a women penis

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2012 01:19 AM

Dragonheart is a really shitty movie.

ThrashO Mar 19th, 2012 02:45 AM

So was Super 8

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 07:47 AM

i cut my finger at work bad enough to require a few stitches and then i had to take a drug test and would have lost my job if my boss didn't take a drug test for me

my life is stupid.

kahljorn Mar 19th, 2012 11:11 AM

on the bright side your boss is cool as fuck

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 11:15 AM

dude yeah he's awesome especially since i'm still in my 90-day probationary period

Tadao Mar 19th, 2012 12:55 PM

he's gonna regret it :lol

kahljorn Mar 19th, 2012 01:05 PM

nah hes gonna get free blowjobs now

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 01:41 PM

nooooooooooooooo

once we were out of grapes and everybody was bitching at me so i drew a sign that said "PLEASE PARDON OUR POOR PREPAREDNESS - PRODUCE" and had a picture of a crying dude and a thought bubble above his head that was just some grapes

the next day my boss said "it's all right if you want to put up a sign that says we're out and when we'll get more in but next time don't put a man crying on it for fuck's sake."

Tadao Mar 19th, 2012 01:47 PM

Yeah, you made it sound like produce is slacking, which your boss was. You should have put up an out of order sign instead.

kahljorn Mar 19th, 2012 01:54 PM

out of order due to customer negligence

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 02:06 PM

man i was just being stupid and it made some people laugh. i also left a message about how we had sold out and would be getting more in the following morning. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also some old lady was like "what happened to the grapes?" we sold 'em. fuck off.

Tadao Mar 19th, 2012 02:20 PM

You should have told her to stop whining about it.

Colonel Flagg Mar 19th, 2012 02:26 PM

We're out of grapes. Why? BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "MODERATION"!

Buy kiwi fruit instead. They're on sale.

Colonel Flagg Mar 19th, 2012 02:27 PM

What, you don't like kiwi fruit? SUCK IT UP, YOU DAMNED COMMIE!

Aaarg Mar 19th, 2012 02:32 PM

we have a stand-in produce manager and he hasn't been ordering kiwis so we're out of them and have been for like a week.

i left him a list of things we should have and don't. i included spaghetti squash in a last-ditch attempt to get sizable ones. nooooo come back winter squash!!!!

PS this is what almost cost me my job:

what a pussy

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 19th, 2012 03:49 PM

You should have put a bunch of raisins in there and if they complained said something about them waiting too long.

Pub Lover Mar 19th, 2012 04:18 PM

:pagebrak


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