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Babs Apr 25th, 2012 06:57 PM

In true 50 style

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2012 07:56 PM

I imagine Tadao dressed up as the Child Catcher when he says that

Babs Apr 25th, 2012 08:04 PM

I imagine him in black face lip syncig to 50 cents candy shop.

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 01:47 AM

Well, I'm going to be under the knife/whatever cuts skulls open in about seven hours! Wish me luck, or at least no TOO many ill-intentions!

Tadao Apr 26th, 2012 02:19 AM

Lobotomy?

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 02:28 AM

Probably a good idea, but nerve resection. They're gonna cut a half-dollar size piece of my skull out, move my brain to expose the brain stem, and sever my left balance nerve. Then they'll staple my piece of skull back in, staple my scalp all together, and leave me drooling in the ICU overnight and a few more in the regular ward. Should be fun; I'm hoping for a morphine pump

Tadao Apr 26th, 2012 02:29 AM

Why? Are you clumsy or some shit?

LordSappington Apr 26th, 2012 02:34 AM

Pretty much, yeah. I have Meniere's, and my left balance system is fucked up somehow, leaving me to get vertigo problems and generally stumble around like a dumbass on a good day, so we're just gonna cut the nerve ending and I'll re-learn how to walk with just one balance center.

Big McLargehuge Apr 26th, 2012 02:55 AM

I hope you don't lose any cerebrospinal fluid, it causes the worst headaches in the world.

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 02:58 AM

i remember when normal adults posted here

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 02:59 AM

they talked about fishing trips and shit

Chojin Apr 26th, 2012 03:03 AM

so i've been listening to the whole St. Anger album over and over the past few days

i can't explain it. i don't think it's good, but i like to hear it?

Big McLargehuge Apr 26th, 2012 03:16 AM

I am going on a fishing trip soon. I could google it to find out, but whatever St. Anger is, it sounds pretty awful.

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2012 03:32 AM

Is that like when St. Vincent is going through St. PMS

Zomboid Apr 26th, 2012 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 758281)
i remember when normal adults posted here

Fucking really. I'm not sure when 80% of the normal people left and all that remained were people who wanted to talk about their issues, but man is it ever a drag.

Maybe I've just been here too long.

Zhukov Apr 26th, 2012 06:04 AM

Do you want to know what my issue is? People that put question marks at the end of statements.

Honestly.

Aaarg Apr 26th, 2012 08:28 AM

normal adults listen to metallica

King Hadas Apr 26th, 2012 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 758282)
they talked about fishing trips and shit

No wonder we don't see them anymore. When old people start talking about 'going fishing' in reality what they mean is they've become a burden to their families and are planning to drown themselves in the river.

All Hail Duke Apr 26th, 2012 09:48 AM

:lol

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2012 01:59 PM

I'm not going on any fishing trips. I am up to my ears in protein and carcinogen charts and I think I'm going to be like a Howard Hughes level of paranoid by the end of this course.

ThrashO Apr 26th, 2012 03:34 PM

if you replace the . with an r you get stranger

Babs Apr 26th, 2012 11:35 PM

Fuck fish

Big McLargehuge Apr 27th, 2012 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 758292)
normal adults listen to metallica

Normal adults got over Metallica by 14.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 12:42 AM

Normal adults love Harry Potter

Sam Apr 27th, 2012 12:43 AM

NORMAL ADULTS SHUT UP.

Babs Apr 27th, 2012 12:45 AM

Normal adults aren't overweight

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 01:28 AM

SAM, QUIT BEING A DRAG :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 02:21 AM

someone say something about drags

Babs Apr 27th, 2012 03:04 AM

You have a big forehead.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 10:42 AM

bablabity pancakes insulted me on an internet message board

can i tell someone on him?

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2012 12:08 PM

You could tell his mom, but she's probably too busy partying.

Note, I like FZ more than Babs, and FZ's mom more than both of them.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:31 PM

Probably because Canadians tend to look lik a Busey.

I heard that Joe Walsh has a new album coming out



:lol Analog, stupid hipsters are gonna latch onto this.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:35 PM


Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:43 PM

Also Signals was the first cassette I bought. I bought it in Hawaii, along with a gold lightning bolt necklace to go with my OP shirt in Waikiki when I was 12.

ROCK ON BITCHES

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:47 PM

I used to think it was Piece of Mind, but it's coming back to me now. :eek

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:49 PM

I think I bought Signals because I loved the Dalmatian dog we had. Gonna see the parents tomorrow, maybe I can find a pic of her. I know I have video of me and 2 siblings playing with the puppies. :eek

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:51 PM

I guess since you all now know my name and that I'm not a little lying bitch, I feel a little more free to share the family stuff. Hey Gus! THANKS FOR OUTING ME YOU FAGHOLE. THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO THIS!

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:52 PM

:emoticon

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:53 PM


Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 12:54 PM

What a twist!

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 01:03 PM

OK my flashback is over. Let's get back to the drama.

The reason why I like Z and Z is because now matter what is said, no matter who you are, it's all forgotten and over with if you let it be. Just like with many of the other assholes here. I guess it's the Honor Among Assholes thing. Some people never let it go. Perfect example in ZBF.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 01:38 PM

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC AND GIRLS

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2012 01:45 PM

Because you keep fucking up the talk about girls, you faggot.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 02:06 PM

Short haired girls are perfection, man. We can all agreeeeee on that.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 02:12 PM

BE COOL OR BE CAST OUT

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2012 02:23 PM

My work banned me from here on the work computer. I think its because dicks touch each other.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 02:25 PM

Seems to me it's Chemistry

The Leader Apr 27th, 2012 02:35 PM

Why is this happening?

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 02:41 PM

Tadao, did you like Snakes and Arrows at all?

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2012 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 758375)
Short haired girls are perfection, man. We can all agreeeeee on that.

They're disgusting. I blocked an ex girlfriend on Facebook because I didn't feel like even seeing her name, but I recently unblocked her (for the minimum 48 hour wait in-between blocks) to see if she was going to a party that some school friends were throwing. Well, she was, but I figured since I unblocked her, I might as well check to see if she got fat or anything. She didn't get fat, but she cut her hair short, so just as good, because she looks like a retard. That was something she'd wanted to do when we were together, but I told her it'd be ugly and I wouldn't be able to get boners anymore.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 02:47 PM

What is that? I don't even think I wanna know. :(

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 02:47 PM

psssssssssssssssssssh

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2012 03:46 PM

tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 03:48 PM

I hope not! I'd hate to see you learn to become more pretentious!

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2012 04:02 PM

is that the case

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:16 PM

I just found the Dalmatian vids, Fucking hell if we arean't beutiful Californians. :eek

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 04:27 PM

I'm obviously going to have to chime in and side with FZ on short hair but also I'm gay, so

Zomboid Apr 27th, 2012 04:44 PM

I AM DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AT LENGTH ON FACEBOOK, AND A FRIEND POSTED THIS LINK: http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/are-y...air-35-photos/

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:47 PM

I'm a fan of any hair on bitches that look hot.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:49 PM


Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:50 PM

AM I IN YOUR FACE ENOUGH TO LOVE ME? ~ Babality Pancake Stupid Fucking I.D. That You Can't Hide From

Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:52 PM


Tadao Apr 27th, 2012 04:53 PM

LOVE ME

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 758402)
I AM DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AT LENGTH ON FACEBOOK, AND A FRIEND POSTED THIS LINK: http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/are-y...air-35-photos/

Most of these girls are attractive, but then you get some shitty ones that are trying too hard to look like effeminate teenage dudes (#10) or effeminate teenage dudes from the 80s (#31) or Jason Schwartzman (#16).

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 05:17 PM

I LIKE THAT LINK

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 05:48 PM

I got dibs on #29, fucker

Also I think even a fag like Zomboid would like #14

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2012 06:12 PM

#4 for all the money

captain516 Apr 27th, 2012 06:38 PM

10=Guitar Woman

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2012 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 758396)
I hope not! I'd hate to see you learn to become more pretentious!

Oh is this the week of you shitting on both education and lack of education :eek

kahljorn Apr 27th, 2012 08:43 PM

hahaah oh shit i forgot about that

Babs Apr 28th, 2012 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 758405)
AM I IN YOUR FACE ENOUGH TO LOVE ME? ~ Babality Pancake Stupid Fucking I.D. That You Can't Hide From

I'm not as big of a faggot as I used to be where every post I made was a pathetically embarassing attempt to fit in.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2012 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 758416)
Oh is this the week of you shitting on both education and lack of education :eek

:eek I've been cornered.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2012 12:30 AM

It's 9pm and I already have a hang over. WTF did I do today :( Thank god I didn't have to go out in public.

Esuohlim Apr 28th, 2012 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 758428)
:eek I've been cornered.

That's right you have been chess.commed yet again

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2012 01:42 AM


Babs Apr 28th, 2012 05:39 AM

Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2012 12:46 PM

no

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2012 02:16 PM

Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.

LordSappington Apr 28th, 2012 10:04 PM

I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.

Big McLargehuge Apr 29th, 2012 02:26 AM

You are doomed to forever walk in a circle.

Otto Apr 29th, 2012 10:22 PM

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

Otto Apr 29th, 2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758394)
tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.

kahljorn Apr 29th, 2012 11:16 PM

nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2012 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 758463)
I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

a vacuum cleaner on your dick?

Otto Apr 30th, 2012 12:09 AM

Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.

Zhukov Apr 30th, 2012 12:33 PM

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

Colonel Flagg Apr 30th, 2012 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758478)
[...] I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

Fathom Zero Apr 30th, 2012 04:00 PM

:lol

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 04:54 PM

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 758481)
Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

can you make your avatar robert redford

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758478)
I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2012 10:02 PM

It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 758495)
I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache

Zhukov May 1st, 2012 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758489)
haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758490)
can you make your avatar robert redford


Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:25 PM

I think the resemblance speaks for itself. :x

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:26 PM

Without the hair. :(

Dimnos May 1st, 2012 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758507)
I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.

Otto May 1st, 2012 10:44 PM

I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2012 11:28 PM



Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?


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