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Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 05:10 AM

Shwoop

Babs Jan 30th, 2013 06:55 AM

There it is.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2013 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766052)
Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

We have a fundamental misunderstanding here.

First, I love McVities. Milk chocolate only, though. I dip them in coffee. The only improvement I could come up with, other than the apparent complete lack of nutritional value, is a non-chocolated notch for the thumb so that you don't come up with a chocolate thumb after dunking. I was mainly surprised that they have no fiber because they go on about "whole wheat" (which really isn't supposed to mean anything, per my bigdeal nutrition professors; you should look for "whole grain"). Also, there are heavy grain-heads floating above the biscuit on the packaging and one stamped into the surface of every one, so it's a bit misleading. That said, I don't expect to eat chocolate-covered cookies and not be a total fatass as a consequence.

I don't remember having a problem with jaffa cakes. My only source for them locally does sometimes have old goods, so if I did have a problem with them that would be why. I think I remember my last jaffa cake's covering coming off of the filling separately and that being weird.

If we're headed down this road, I also had a problem with some stale bakewell tarts from the same location.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2013 08:21 AM

mm, stale bakewells.

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 06:07 PM

tamtams

HickMan Jan 31st, 2013 01:11 AM

Sup guys

HickMan Jan 31st, 2013 01:18 AM

btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 02:10 AM

Hickman never fucking dies.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:29 AM

So I was sleeping about 10 minutes ago, right? Well the house I'm staying at for a bit, there's a guy here who isn't to fond of me. Well, long story short, he tried kicking my ass while I was asleep, I flipped him over quickly and apparently broke his nose "badly". Now, I think I'm homeless. I think I need help.. ?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:55 AM

Damnit, he bled nearly all over my shit. What the fuck, that's my work clothes.

Dimnos Jan 31st, 2013 10:50 AM

Your shit was damaged on his property, Sue him.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 11:13 AM

I knew porn would kill Ron Jeremy but I didn't think it would be from a heart attack. So I suppose this means he can't have sex anymore without the risk of death.

:(

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 03:26 PM

I have a bump on my forearm, it's literally on the bone. No real pain though, only when I push on it with moderate pressure.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 05:06 PM

You should kill yourself then

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:25 PM

That's the fall back plan.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 06:37 PM

Stop pretending like there is any other plan.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:42 PM

Well, my other plan is to come see you first. So, yes, there is another plan.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:43 PM

Can I have your phone number?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:46 PM

Will you take a picture of yourself, with a sign, that has my name on it? But pose with your back to the camera with the sign taped on your back. Also, you have to be looking back at the camera with a sense of bedazzlement emenating from your eyes.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:47 PM

How tight are you?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:47 PM

Can I double dip?

Dimnos Jan 31st, 2013 07:54 PM

I say you just cut the arm off.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 10:07 PM

Okay, get this. Apparently I fractured his face and he's in the emegerncy room now. I think the fucked just wants vicodin, he's a fuckig fiend.

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:17 AM

BABS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:19 AM

I am feeling so fucking filthy right now, I need someone to touch me.



awwwww this feels long

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:27 AM



I throw dick on my own face

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:28 AM

Kahl and I would make a sexy couple NO FUCKING DOUBT

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:29 AM

TRAILER TRASH MOUSTACHE

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:43 AM



I used to look like a little skinny art faggot lol #yum

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:45 AM



ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh best not be

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 06:03 AM



cum get sum

HickMan Feb 1st, 2013 01:08 PM

This is what the i-mockery chat became?

SEE YOU LOSERS LATER

captain516 Feb 1st, 2013 11:22 PM

This reminded me of you guys, AMA

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2013 06:30 PM

weh

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766127)
This is how most threads look for me.




If it's the gaming forum, it's usually just a lot of Nick, GW, and that Phoenix Gamma twat.

You're not going to see this because you're a whiny cocksucker, but only one damn thread looks like that, you boring fuckwit. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 766123)
This is what the i-mockery chat became?

SEE YOU LOSERS LATER

More like never, amirite. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766100)
You should kill yourself then

He should. Then me. Then you.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:44 AM

Oh

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:45 AM

Oh!

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:46 AM

I have an image for when Zomboid is a ball-less whinger at me.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:46 AM

Because it happens enough for it to be a thing.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:47 AM

Bugger, it isn't tagged.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:48 AM

Just a minute!

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:48 AM


Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:49 AM

There we go.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:49 AM

Not great.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:50 AM

But then again, why is anyone that doesn't read the main site reading this forum any more? :confused

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:51 AM


Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:52 AM

That was back when he put a little effort into being a shitty person on the internet.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:52 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:53 AM

I don't have to put any effort in.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:53 AM

I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:54 AM

It is my special gift.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 766085)
btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

This story has a serious lack of threesomes, Clay. I don't think it is true just for that reason.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:56 AM

I look forward to your reply to that post never.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:57 AM

That is called a 'callback'.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:57 AM

It is a thing that Esuohlim taught me.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 05:58 AM

Everyone go friend him on Facebook so he can teach you cool things like that.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766153)
I am naturally a shitty person on the internet.

I'm naturally a shitty person. Though I tend to treat myself kindly.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:37 AM

Babs, we are so much alike.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:39 AM



WHY IS THIS HURTING MY MIND

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:41 AM

that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

Because you are, much like I am, a colossal baby.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766163)
that dude was here since 02 I guess I have to respect him, that's a lot of cred that my babby mind can't comprehend. #dealin'wituhbadass

Oh hey. Let us just both claim to be babies at the same time.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:42 AM

We're a like in the sense we need to seem some dicks for some cred around here.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:44 AM

YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:44 AM

I googled to see if it was a like or alike. That was a thing that I did.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:45 AM

Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766167)
YOU FINISHED MY SENTENCE ALMOST, MY FERTILE MIND WILL CONSTITUTE THAT AS ONE BECAUSE I NEED A SENSE OF SECURITY RIGHT NOW.

Guys, I was Babs all along. I will stop posting as Pub now that you know.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766169)
Z-man doesn't not never like me, this is quixotic.

Whenever I see something like this I am tempted to remind you all that I know about negative concord :sunglasses

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

I was critiquing myself on that as well, then I realized I'm laying in bed and typing on imockery where convenience needs to be optimized for my pleasure and I was already 5 verbs deep.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 AM

It is something else that Esuohlim taught me.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:49 AM

You're all missing out by not friending him on Facebook.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:53 AM

I'd rather twitter him :conspiracy

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:54 AM

That's an "inside" joke LOL WINK

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:55 AM

Nothings better than milhouse. Now THAT'S an informal PHALLUS-y.

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:57 AM

I am Pub, Babs, and Milhouse. Hence my location being the "tri county area". THE FUCKING TRINITY

Fathom Zero Feb 4th, 2013 07:12 AM


Babs Feb 4th, 2013 07:15 AM

Like a Japanese cowboy

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766181)
You realize that I only ignore incredibly annoying people, right? Just look at all of those double or triple posts! Madness!

Yeah, that is completely uncommon in the fucking chat thread, you spineless coward. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:29 PM

Double post.

Zomboid is a sissy.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:30 PM

Triple post.

Zomboid = :wah

Tadao Feb 4th, 2013 06:31 PM

Oi

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:31 PM

Quadruple post! :eek

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:31 PM

Fuck!

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:32 PM

Thanks for that, T. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:32 PM

I guess triple is my max, or something.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:33 PM

Triple pages.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766186)
Oi

sup

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 06:48 PM

PUB, it's time.

Pub Lover Feb 4th, 2013 06:52 PM

Suicide time? FINAFUCKINGLLY

Babs Feb 4th, 2013 07:01 PM

I only have one though, so we're going to have to combine our minds and get it through our heads together.

Chojin Feb 4th, 2013 11:23 PM

hey guys what's going on in this thread

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2013 12:01 AM

Crimes and irritating bullshit. You should ban people again.

Chojin Feb 5th, 2013 01:35 AM

any recommendations on where to start, or should i just type some names

Pub Lover Feb 5th, 2013 02:20 AM

I trust your judgement.

Kitsa Feb 5th, 2013 02:38 AM

I can't figure out why he would tell a bunch of ignored people he was ignoring them? We've lost his love so what the fuck do we care.

Zomboid Feb 5th, 2013 02:50 AM

Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.

Tadao Feb 5th, 2013 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766204)
Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.

:eek

Tadao Feb 5th, 2013 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 766204)
Well, that was certainly unexpected! I like that your first instinct was to do...whatever that was, rather than confront me (via the internet, no less) about it. I guess you sort of did, but I think calling someone spineless under the assumption that he won't see it is a bit toothless. Or did you know that I'd know that you'd know what I posted, and you just wanted attention, or something?

I'm not sure how legitimately fucked up you are nowadays, so I'm going to assume that you think multiple posts is a genuine annoyance for me. Well, let me quell that fear! No, I find you annoying more because you remind me of a chatroom, circa 2003, where everyone just types stream of consciousness messages one sentence at a time. I think this might be the first time I've ever addressed you directly on here, and it's at a point where there is absolutely fucking nothing else worth commenting on in these forums, so good on ya.

That baby image, though... That hurt.

:pagebrak


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