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Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:24 PM

And damn this lag.

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:25 PM

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Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:38 PM

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Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770163)
:reunion

Yep that doesn't work either. Probably because reunions are for losers.

But suiciding off a dead forum isn't what losers do? :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770090)
:dylansnipples

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 770155)
See it's junk like this that these forums are slow.


WE NEED MORE EMOTICONS FUCK

Actually posting the picture of Dylan's Nipples is still a banable offense. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:46 PM

But here it is anyway:
Spoilers!

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 770172)
Nope.

slip the nip?

Nice work, Guy. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar (Post 770173)
Remember Johnathan Clement?

Cause i don't

Did he ever get to have sex in heaven? :tear

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cedar (Post 770175)
I guess most of the social interaction between people on the internet takes place somewhere else, like twitter, facebook, tumblr etc.
forums like these seem to be dying out

The ability to control who I have to put up with is a strong recommendation for social media over forums.

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:53 PM

Also why I never leave the house. :picklehat

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:54 PM

There is no way for me to know if I'm a ghost now. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770220)
The ability to control who I have to put up with is a strong recommendation for social media over forums.

Everyone else using that power to block me on social media is why I'm back here. :lol

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:58 PM

Because I am boring scum. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 20th, 2014 06:59 PM

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif you hadn't noticed by now. ;)

Tadao Jul 20th, 2014 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770215)
But suiciding off a dead forum isn't what losers do? :rolleyes

Everyone knows suicide is for winners. It's what the cool kids do.

Spoilers!

ThrashO Jul 20th, 2014 07:25 PM

spell that joke out for me please

Tadao Jul 21st, 2014 08:19 PM

I think I'm doomed to repeat this life over and over. I can only hope that the fgts of I-Mock never haunt me.

:dylansnipples

Tadao Jul 21st, 2014 08:19 PM

Also: Pub is not a fgt, she is a king.

Esuohlim Jul 21st, 2014 08:41 PM

That's not the same Dilbert porn as the BANNABLE Dilbert porn :eek

That one is ok

Tadao Jul 21st, 2014 08:51 PM

You're just afraid of ghosts.

Colonel Flagg Jul 22nd, 2014 03:50 PM

They're baaaaaack!

liquidstatik Jul 26th, 2014 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770187)
How did 'Statik get unbanned anyway?

I think I begged MLE :(

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2014 06:54 PM

"EMILY MACCUBBIN IS NO LONGER IN YOUR FRIENDLIST"

I DID NOT SURVIVE THE PURGE

Esuohlim Jul 27th, 2014 11:26 PM

pickles +1

Guitar Woman Jul 28th, 2014 05:42 PM

Fuck's sake, the one time I come to this site at work.

ThrashO Jul 28th, 2014 11:37 PM

gjuitarwoman do you play guitar??

Tadao Jul 29th, 2014 12:23 AM

This was a good day.

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2014 02:44 PM


Dixie Aug 6th, 2014 06:09 PM

I miss the pickle ratings

Aaarg Aug 6th, 2014 06:27 PM

I DON"T. FUCK THOSE RED PICKLES AND FUCK TADOIA.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 770263)
I miss the pickle ratings

Spoilers!

Emu Aug 9th, 2014 05:22 PM

Hey

Emu Aug 9th, 2014 05:30 PM

Milhoose I can't remember if I asked for your Facebook or not but pm me or something

RaNkeri Aug 13th, 2014 08:07 AM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2014 09:18 PM

miami vice reboot fuck yeah

Tadao Aug 15th, 2014 12:13 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANGIE YOU LITTLE FAGGOT

Tadao Aug 15th, 2014 02:50 PM

Currently Active Users: 71 (1 members and 70 guests)

sigh

ChrisGlass Aug 16th, 2014 11:19 PM

I heard that

Mike Tobacco Aug 20th, 2014 04:42 PM

1 member and 39 guests right now and calling me a member is probably pushing it. Well, calling me that kind of member.

Mike Tobacco Aug 21st, 2014 12:35 AM

There were two of us there for a second. I should've screencapped it. Probably the first time that shit's happened since I signed up.

Tadao Aug 21st, 2014 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Tobacco (Post 770296)
Aw, I'd hoped throwing some names out there would set off all the vets' n00b detectors so I could get properly hazed.

Whoever cleared this place out did an impressive job. If it was you, Tadao, your avatar should be that bunny sitting in a throne atop a pile of bodies. President is selling yourself short.

Actually I left in the middle of a ton of people arguing with the biggest idiot on the earth. I got a pm saying "where you been mang, come back" and when I got back it was a graveyard :(

Tadao Aug 21st, 2014 01:24 AM

As for hazing? I don't think that's been done in a very long time. If you have something interesting to say, people are usually cool to you. If you are getting hazed, you probably aren't going to ever be respected.

Mike Tobacco Aug 21st, 2014 02:15 AM

I kid about the hazing. Really I'd just like for this place to not be a ghost town. I've lurked these forums on and off for at least 6 years now, and I would not have joined back then. Just a big clique. Funny as hell, though. It was still kinda active when I signed up, but not enough to keep my attention. Now there just seems to be a handful of you guys keeping it alive (minus the X-mas festivities), and I just figured I'd go on a mini posting spree to see what would happen.

Zomboid Aug 21st, 2014 02:22 PM

I hadn't gotten a new tattoo in a while. I got one yesterday!

http://i.imgur.com/H2tcLPM.jpg?1

Tadao Aug 21st, 2014 11:29 PM

Who did you get opposite of Godzilla? I forget, was it Rodan? and how many do you have now?

Zomboid Aug 22nd, 2014 11:11 AM

King Ghidorah, and then Mothra's hanging out on the back of the leg. I still want to get Rodan on my knee, but I'm reluctant because fuuuck that can't feel good.

I was going to get some Harryhausen stuff further up but I might wait for the next Godzilla movie to see what they do, 'cause it's supposed to have Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan. If they look good enough, it might be cool to have their updated versions too.

If you count the Godzilla piece as one, I have a total of 5, and I'm getting that skull spider thing (first tattoo) removed so I can cover it up with something good.

Phoenix Gamma Aug 24th, 2014 01:35 AM

I got a job drawing cartoons.

Some days, I come into work, and some client wants us to draw a story about a robot falling in love with a girl, and I guess it's supposed to correlate with health care strategies or something? I never understand any of the text on my posters or videos or whatever I just draw things and assume my supervisor and the client understand all of it.

I was working on a series of animations as a background artist and drew a rat in a bellhop outfit as a background character. He was onscreen for a whole second as the camera pans by. Anyways, he became this kind of Anti-Poochie, where the client demanded him to be in every cartoon after that as a main character. The problem was we needed to meet a deadline, so I never gave him proper turnarounds or anything, so somebody just rigged the background drawing with a really bored/angry expression, but he's saying things like "YOLO :)" and shit because that's what happens when rich old white dudes write scripts I guess.

Tadao Aug 24th, 2014 02:34 AM

You're payed well though right?

Phoenix Gamma Aug 25th, 2014 08:58 PM

I'm paid about 4 times what I charged for when I was freelancing on the side.

Don't get me wrong; it's a super fun job. It's just that a lot of these high profile CEOs are real weird. They want to make their meetings and presentations "fun", but I think someone had to explain "fun" to them, and we end up with some story about how customer service = rock climbing :lol

Tadao Aug 26th, 2014 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 770305)
King Ghidorah, and then Mothra's hanging out on the back of the leg. I still want to get Rodan on my knee, but I'm reluctant because fuuuck that can't feel good.

I was going to get some Harryhausen stuff further up but I might wait for the next Godzilla movie to see what they do, 'cause it's supposed to have Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan. If they look good enough, it might be cool to have their updated versions too.

If you count the Godzilla piece as one, I have a total of 5, and I'm getting that skull spider thing (first tattoo) removed so I can cover it up with something good.

I'm watching the new Godzilla right now and they just introduced a monster, not sure who it is but I'm guessing it's Rodan. IDK we'll see, but this brings up my main complaint about American V Japanese. In Japan the guy in the rubber suit has lots of lights on him and the camara stays focused on him. He is in fact the star of the movie. In America everything is pitch dark and I guess we are supposed to use our imagination and the humans are the stars of the movie.

For the love of god(zilla) America, can we start making monster/giant robot movies where we can focus on the monster with lights on them. I don't give a shit if the CGI makes them look fake, they fucking are fake. Hell sometimes SyFy channel movies are better for that reason alone.

Tadao Aug 26th, 2014 07:18 PM

Lol just started the movie back up AND I GET TO SEE ALL THE WRECKAGE IN DAYLIGHT! FUCK YOU!

Tadao Aug 26th, 2014 10:27 PM

Wasn't Rodan, who was it then lol. Also that movie sucked.

Tadao Aug 26th, 2014 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 770318)
I'm paid about 4 times what I charged for when I was freelancing on the side.

Don't get me wrong; it's a super fun job. It's just that a lot of these high profile CEOs are real weird. They want to make their meetings and presentations "fun", but I think someone had to explain "fun" to them, and we end up with some story about how customer service = rock climbing :lol

Oh man, I used to hate that shit. One owner used to say "We give them raises and they forget a month later and everyone is miserable again, we need to make the environment fun!" He then gave us managers a book called Fish.

http://www.amazon.com/Fish-Remarkabl...ephen+c+lundin

What a fucking piece of shit waste of time. I know he must have been excited when at some moral booster seminar and probably paid out the ass for the classes and 5 books. The problem was

#1 We did internet tech support and everyone calling us hates us.
#2 The pay was great, checks were no good though until 2 weeks after you were paid.
#3 He hired a ton of retards that have never used a computer to do tech support 300 miles away from the real techs and those guys would never take our advise or bother to learn anything.
#4 What's the point anymore, let's just have fun. :(

Phoenix Gamma Aug 27th, 2014 03:12 PM

Yea, every company is like that. I go to the HQ's of some companies to draw on whiteboards while Joe CEO talks and sometimes we have to break all the employees up into groups to do activities like they're children.

I feel awful because they could probably solve "how to provide better customer service" without me chaperoning them, but they're basically being paid to follow my instructions for 4 or 5 hours :(

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2014 07:33 PM

See ya'll in January.

Aaarg Sep 3rd, 2014 10:56 AM

y'all*

captain516 Sep 4th, 2014 09:57 PM

So I have extreme anxiety over school and I kinda want to drop out, but part of me knows I won't make it anywhere and I might as well finish getting a bachelor's.
On top of that, I've lost contact with a bunch of friends, and I can't even talk to people anymore without over-analyzing everything.
Am I allowed to be an alcoholic now?

Aaarg Sep 5th, 2014 01:35 PM

alcohol won't help

weed might

Vaporman87 Sep 6th, 2014 01:28 PM

@captian516: You might as well get used to the whole "losing contact with friends" thing. It keeps on going like that indefinitely. You will meet new people though, along the way, that will fill some of those missing pieces.

I'm 40 y/o now. Have a wife, three kids. And ONE friend from elementary/high school that I still hang with from time to time. That's life.

Aaarg Sep 6th, 2014 04:23 PM

holy crap you're 40 and still keep in contact with a high school friend? is this typical?

Ex Leper Sep 6th, 2014 04:47 PM

Our family just got a new golden retriever puppy. We haven't chosen a name for her yet.

Vaporman87 Sep 6th, 2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 770369)
holy crap you're 40 and still keep in contact with a high school friend? is this typical?

Unlikely.

Have you noticed how folks 60+ are very much into the "alumni banquets" and such (just a fancy word for multiple year high school reunions). That seems to not be the case for people of my generation. Sure, my class holds a reunion. But outside of a small clique of people who hung out with each other during that time, nobody else shows up (including me).

Something got lost from the 50's and 60's up into the 80's. Some "connection" with fellow students that I have yet to discover.

Now with all the technology out there keeping us connected 24/7, this "connection" is sure to dissolve ever more quickly.

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2014 10:11 AM

good riddance.

Esuohlim Sep 11th, 2014 09:16 PM

I bought a 160gb iPod Classic 12 days ago on Amazon. It never showed up even though it said it was delivered, so on Tuesday I asked for a replacement. Today Amazon says that can't replace it, but they can refund my money so I can try again and get free one-day shipping.

Except buttfucking Apple discontinued this iPod yesterday and now I can't buy it through Amazon at all anymore, just through third-party sellers with jacked up prices >:

So I wrote Amazon again saying that they should send me a fucking iPod at list price since I bought it before this faggy discontinuation.

fuck

MarioRPG Sep 12th, 2014 01:35 PM

^That's seriously shitty. I still have my old iPod video 60gb when they first came out. Then my buddy broke the screen, and gave me a used 12gb nano as a replacement. What a downgrade.


As for me, here's a picture from Burning Man.

Esuohlim Sep 13th, 2014 07:42 PM

How many orgies did you take part in? :eek :hickman

Esuohlim Sep 13th, 2014 11:11 PM

10,000 Volt Ghost is about half a mile away from me right now but don't tell him

MarioRPG Sep 16th, 2014 09:52 AM

ACTUALLY MILHOUSE THEY DON'T ALLOW SINGLE DUDES IN THE ORGY DOME

MarioRPG Sep 16th, 2014 09:54 AM

But I will post a couple of stories of things I did at some point!

Esuohlim Sep 16th, 2014 10:24 PM

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

DID YOU AT LEAST INDULGE IN A CUDDLE-CIRCLE?

HOW MANY DRUGS DID YOU NOT DO >: YOU WIMP

MarioRPG Oct 10th, 2014 12:57 PM

There were a ton of cuddle-centric events and I did partake in some! And there are definitely tons of drugs there, especially on the night of the burn. They get passed around all over the place.

Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2014 09:56 PM

I love getting high now and sometimes I regret not starting sooner

Aaarg Nov 2nd, 2014 10:31 PM

what kind of high are we talking because if we're talking about maryjuana than yeah man weed is the sh!t


Seven Force Nov 2nd, 2014 10:41 PM

Definitely weed

Sacks Nov 3rd, 2014 09:51 AM

Weed helped me work through a lot of crap, but I'm starting to wonder if it also removed my ability to give a shit about anything anymore. Things like eating regularly or living someplace that is not my van.

Aaarg Nov 3rd, 2014 11:42 AM

i think that's the world around you and its endless supply of bullshit that continues to pile up

i mean, that's how it is for me

i've cut back on pot and started taking antidepressants

i'm all right with me and what's in my head but that doesn't get me away from capitalism, guns, religious people in power, rich people in power, rich people alltogether, poor people who defend rich people, poor people who vote in favor of policies that help rich people and keep poor people poor, etc.

Sacks Nov 3rd, 2014 04:00 PM

More like I-mopery amiright

But seriously though guys let's get it together.

Seven Force Nov 3rd, 2014 05:08 PM

Thanks for the b-day wish, Aaarg (assuming that's what the pic was all about)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 770445)
i think that's the world around you and its endless supply of bullshit that continues to pile up

i mean, that's how it is for me

i've cut back on pot and started taking antidepressants

i'm all right with me and what's in my head but that doesn't get me away from capitalism, guns, religious people in power, rich people in power, rich people alltogether, poor people who defend rich people, poor people who vote in favor of policies that help rich people and keep poor people poor, etc.

I feel the exact same way. Weed helps a lot with just putting politics on the back-burner while I work through my own shit, but I read about it everyday. Gets me pissed and depressed. Then I smoke and/or occupy myself with other things and I get better. Sometimes I wonder what could be done to fix all or most of the bullshit.

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2014 06:44 AM

well, looks like you'd better stock up on weed & antidepressants.

fuck americans.

Seven Force Nov 5th, 2014 04:44 PM

Already got the pot and booze. FL just elected a criminal asshole again for governor. I'm gonna enjoy my life despite it. As far as I'm concerned they deserve what they get.

In lighter news I'm gettin a Mega Man Wily Wars cart in a couple of days. I'm kinda-sorta starting a collection and it's going to be nice having something you really couldn't find in most pawn shops or used stores. It's fun as fuck too. Might get the Alien Soldier or Pulseman cart if it's still available later on. https://www.etsy.com/transaction/237991708

Aaarg Nov 5th, 2014 11:14 PM

i have a growing collection of out of print books. some of them sell for good money, apparently. found some little book of common root words in biological nomenclature and what they mean for like a dollar at a bookstore. amazon sells used copies for like 40 bucks. nice. also, it's a sweet-ass book.


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