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Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 09:42 PM

No Page Break Joke. >:

Jokes Are Banned. >:

Emu Jun 15th, 2005 09:54 PM

Hey gusy why did the chicken cross the road CAN'T SAY hahaha

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2005 10:16 PM

I PMed you a week ago, & you never responded. :(

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 02:55 AM

>:

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
>:

That post is for GADZOOKS >:

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 02:59 AM

PEEL POTATOES >:

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 03:00 AM

On second thought don't click that it's more fun peeling real potatoes :(

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 03:03 AM

Hickman I'm glad you changed your avatar because I made those Doug avatars as a joke and I only wanted fags to use them :(

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2005 05:50 AM

WELL IT WORKED!

lol

Mad Melvin Jun 16th, 2005 08:01 AM

Hey guys im going completely off-topic here. I just bought Das Boot on DVD and I noticed that its 4 hours and 42 minutes long! Thats like the longest movie ever! :eek

the_dudefather Jun 16th, 2005 08:22 AM

hey guys i just seen this thread for this first time, and skipped right from the first post to thhis one and i have to say that pic is pretty kewl :)

Emu Jun 16th, 2005 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I PMed you a week ago, & you never responded. :(

I thought I did. :( send it again, man

pjalne Jun 16th, 2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
Hey guys im going completely off-topic here. I just bought Das Boot on DVD and I noticed that its 4 hours and 42 minutes long! Thats like the longest movie ever! :eek

As far as I know, Die Zweite Heimat is the world's longest film at 25 hours. Die Dritte Heimat came out recently, but I don't think it's quite as long.

Rongi Jun 16th, 2005 06:43 PM

that's a mini series though so it doesnt count

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
WELL IT WORKED!

lol

There are no jerks allowed in this thread, MetalMilitis >:

rockets redglare Jun 16th, 2005 07:52 PM

I have not posted in this thread for quite some time

pjalne Jun 16th, 2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
that's a mini series though so it doesnt count

It had a theatrical run in Germany :O

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
There are no jerks allowed in this thread, >:

Whoops. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 17th, 2005 12:01 AM

there are so many different tangents to this thread.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 12:13 AM


Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2005 01:15 AM

Are you sure this thread doesn't have many different co-tangents? :x

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 08:25 PM

:tangerines

HickMan Jun 17th, 2005 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hickman I'm glad you changed your avatar because I made those Doug avatars as a joke and I only wanted fags to use them :(

I had a feeling about that but oh well guess I'll go fag it up :(

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 09:52 PM

Yeah, you really picked a great replacement. :)

HickMan Jun 17th, 2005 09:54 PM

GUESS WHERE I FOUND IT

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 10:00 PM

Page Break

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
GUESS WHERE I FOUND IT

I REALLY COULDN'T GUESS! :eek

Emu Jun 17th, 2005 10:04 PM

this thread could use more jessica alba

HickMan Jun 17th, 2005 10:09 PM

ESUOHLIM MAKE JESSICA ALBA AVATARS FOR US IT'D BE COOL

HickMan Jun 17th, 2005 10:10 PM

AND LIKE A CLUB

Sam Jun 17th, 2005 10:24 PM

I remember when we had the Al Roker Club and it was like the coolest thing to happen in this thread.

Pub Lover Jun 17th, 2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
this thread could use more jessica alba

Guys, I'm not that cool. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 01:44 AM

Because I am Jessica Alba. :(

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2005 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
I remember when we had the Al Roker Club and it was like the coolest thing to happen in this thread.

Yeah nothing really cool has happened in this thread in a long time. :(

OH WAIT BESIDES PUB LOVER SHOWING HIS FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN I GUESS :rolleyes :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
ESUOHLIM MAKE JESSICA ALBA AVATARS FOR US IT'D BE COOL

OK under one condition, I find a giant picture of her and i'll devide her body up into parts for avatars also under another condition and that is rockets redglare can be the cunt >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah nothing really cool has happened in this thread in a long time. :(

OH WAIT BESIDES PUB LOVER SHOWING HIS FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN I GUESS :rolleyes :rolleyes

No, that's not very cool at all. :(

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2005 03:37 AM

Are you kidding you're like the glue that... :( ...you know, holds the posts together >: or something. :(

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2005 03:38 AM

YOU CAN BE JESSICA ALBA'S HAND OR PERHAPS ELBOW? :eek

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:44 AM

No More comments about me. >:

Such things are banned. >:

Unless it's a joke about me. :)

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:45 AM

And don't forget jokes are banned. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:46 AM

You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:46 AM

Hang on, I'm not the boss of this thread. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:47 AM

Because if I was you'd be banned. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:48 AM

All of you. >:

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 03:49 AM

Except Guitar Woman. :orgasm

fungusamongus Jun 18th, 2005 06:12 AM

hey wheres camacazio?

executioneer Jun 18th, 2005 04:25 PM

he's off riding his pizza into the night

GADZOOKS Jun 18th, 2005 05:09 PM

Sorry gang, ther radio show turned out to be a disaster, it turns out that when we recorded Jixby's mike volume was just too loud and didnt notice till it was all too late. YOu can't even hear the rest of us without having your ears bleed :(

I wouldnt expect any other episodes either, so kevin smith jumpin out of mirrors would have to wait for another day.

Rongi Jun 18th, 2005 06:51 PM

mark are you Bell. E. Laffs?

GADZOOKS Jun 18th, 2005 07:32 PM

The only Bell I work for is Bell Biv Devoe, and there black monster forms.

So you guys can have Willie back. :(

GADZOOKS Jun 18th, 2005 07:43 PM

The only Bell I work for is Bell Biv Devoe, and there black monster forms.

So you guys can have Willie back.

What the hell do i have to post this again?

WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT TO EDIT, THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 09:33 PM

You guys give up too easily. :(

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 10:28 PM

Hey, did anyone else not know that Liquidstatik was banned for saying the n-word? :loo

The banned list needs updating. :(

ScruU2wice Jun 18th, 2005 10:41 PM

yeah he told me a while back and I told him that it wasn't that hard to stay unbanned for more than a month.

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 10:42 PM

Well, I'm still trying to manage it. :x

executioneer Jun 18th, 2005 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Sorry gang, ther radio show turned out to be a disaster, it turns out that when we recorded Jixby's mike volume was just too loud and didnt notice till it was all too late. YOu can't even hear the rest of us without having your ears bleed :(

I wouldnt expect any other episodes either, so kevin smith jumpin out of mirrors would have to wait for another day.

can't you fix it :( can I try and fix it?

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2005 11:21 PM

Try adjusting the sound levels of each file before combining them.

If it's just Jixby's lines, can't you have him rerecord them?

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 06:26 AM



I wish I could grow a beard. :(

GADZOOKS Jun 19th, 2005 06:34 AM

You see that's the COMEDY of it.

I spent the night fixing the volume but then jixby's voice got disorted, there was more static.

I don't even have the files anymore, I had to delete them because after I was finished my computer wouldn't run for shit.

Maybe if you send it to someone who is good with sound editing that can fix the final file (like making jixby quieter without messing with ours, i think it's called limiting, I don't know)

You are going to have to ask Jixby and all that because I'm going on vacation.

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 06:36 AM

Have a good vacation. :)

I don't know anyone that is good at sound editing, it's just my job. :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover


I wish I could grow a beard. :(


Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 06:39 AM


You see? SuperSex! :picklehat

executioneer Jun 19th, 2005 06:43 AM


Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 06:46 AM

That wou d make my name 'Uke', & that's a damn stupid name. >:

executioneer Jun 19th, 2005 06:51 AM

that's the same name as the guy who had that dream lol

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 07:01 AM

Jixby is ubiquitous on the internet. (

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 07:11 AM

Any time I find a site that I find funny, it turns out Jixby was there a year before. >:

He should make his browser history a website. :(

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 07:12 AM

Oh, wait! He has. ;)

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2005 07:42 AM

Just had a call from the UK. One of my sister's old school friends just died of an overdose. I found that so funny I had to mute the phone so her mum couldn't hear me laughing. :lol

I'm a bad person. >:

GADZOOKS Jun 19th, 2005 04:35 PM

Oh I'm sorry, Willie, by all means give it a shot and try to fix it. If you do tell hound to put it up on the Myspace and then I can listen to it.

sadie Jun 20th, 2005 10:54 AM

where are those comics from?

HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 01:00 PM

PUB LOVER I'M YOUR EVIL TWIN lol

Emu Jun 20th, 2005 01:30 PM


HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 06:39 PM

not anymore now I'm chuck norris :(

Emu Jun 20th, 2005 06:40 PM

but chuck norris already has a beard :(

Emu Jun 20th, 2005 06:40 PM

page break :themoreyouknow

HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 06:54 PM

THATS BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS IS BOTH HIMSELF AND HIS EVIL TWIN STUPID

HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 06:55 PM

only with the Total Gym

Mad Melvin Jun 20th, 2005 07:02 PM

Change your avatar to chuck norris wearing walker the texas ranger outfit plz

HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 07:03 PM

I will when I FEEL LIKE IT

Mad Melvin Jun 20th, 2005 07:06 PM

why isnt conan doing the walker thing anymore? those clips were the best. "A plane crashed here" lol

HickMan Jun 20th, 2005 10:32 PM

Walker IS the best show ever >:. I watch it everyday at 1-3 AM

HickMan Jun 21st, 2005 12:28 AM

while on my Total Gym

Mad Melvin Jun 21st, 2005 05:00 AM

with Christy Brinkley

Emu Jun 21st, 2005 05:31 PM

so i'm reading this book that says somewhere out there there's a sun that's the size of earth and made of diamond. :eek

kellychaos Jun 21st, 2005 05:33 PM

cubit zirconium

HickMan Jun 21st, 2005 10:59 PM

dude if we find it we'd be rich

The Retro Kat Jun 22nd, 2005 12:40 AM

Dude, who wants to french?

The Retro Kat Jun 22nd, 2005 01:13 AM

Speaking of double post, why the fuck are there so many forums?

Emu Jun 22nd, 2005 11:13 AM

b/c :rolleyes

kellychaos Jun 22nd, 2005 05:55 PM


Pub Lover Jun 23rd, 2005 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
where are those comics from?

http://www.slowwave.com/ :)

sadie Jun 23rd, 2005 04:38 PM

Thanks. :)

Emu Jun 23rd, 2005 05:53 PM

The "L" one was Jixby's? :(

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2005 11:30 PM

I guess. I want to buy it :(

GADZOOKS Jun 24th, 2005 12:27 AM

Don't do it jerks, jixby is going to buy it for himself when he gets the extra cash.

Emu Jun 24th, 2005 12:41 AM

Why should he have to buy his own dream? :(

Pub Lover Jun 24th, 2005 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
Thanks. :)

You're Welcome. :)

Pub Lover Jun 24th, 2005 02:13 AM

Is TVTOME broken for anyone else? >:

Emu Jun 24th, 2005 11:04 AM

no

page break :meat


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