Who wants too..
 

I will. drinks are on me and i'll hold your head over the bowl when you toss babe. that's just how wonderful a gal that i am is. :)

valentines are for suckas, duh

i'm sending drunken boobie pictures to lenor whe she gets together with the gang. and phone calls too. the drunker the better...

drunken boobie pictures? I'm going to mardi gras (as always) next weekend and I'll see a bunch of those. A lot of which, you really don't want to see, but drunken boobies none the less.

but not MY drunken boobies you fucking newb

w00t I get drunken boobie pictures!!

good one terra. I think I'm going to write that one down.. what was that, "newb?" Ok CHECK I GOT IT COOL.
Besides, how old are you? If you are 23 or above and have significant sized boobies, gravity has already been a merciless mistress to you. Keep that shit under wraps, yo.

comming from a dickless wonder newb those are pretty tall words. when your done finding your cock long enough to fuck a gerbil and not get lost inside, come on back and play with the grownups. just learn to tuck that raisin back between your legs before you do battle.

Can you send me those tit shots too? Thanks.

i already have em :lol

wait a minute...you have drunken boobie pictures?

well yes. at the time it seemed a good idea and in retrospect i've received several proposals directly from the incident. but i wouldn't think it a good idea to do it again. well, unless i were drunk or something...

This should be changed to the 'terras boobs' thread :/

we already have a thread about moustaches :rolleyes

:lol

....but I really would like to see.

:puke

:sixcharacters

I've found that keeping my camera put away whilst intoxicated keeps me from taking compromising photographs of myself and others.

merlot, good times and plenty of pixels.

:/whoops wrong thread

drunk on Merlot and topless....with a high res camera nearby....

okay, I'll bite....let's see 'em.

i'm not drunk yet!!!

are you drunk yet?

cause i have a life you know :domo

I got pretty buzzed last night, but I loaned my flash to a friend...no drunken boobie pics.

That disappoints me greatly.

:lol
You should insult me some more. I like to laugh. I thought dickless/small dick jokes were so jr. high. I guess my response is suppose to be, "NUHHH UHHH MY COCK IS ALL LIKE THERE N SH*T!!" Ah security ;).

Another great thing is you are all "newb!" I remember when you started posting on this board and still you haven't even achieved a chuckle from me, but that is neither here or there. I haven't reached 100 posts yet and still feel i contribute more than a half brain diesel dyke that cosmo jerks it to late at night.

Hey Cosmo, when are you coming to the rescue anyway?


I had a gerbil once, he bit me, I flushed him. It was a fair trade I thought.

I do play with grownups, in fact I do everyday. Trying to sound like you are smarter than a desk isn't really doing you any kind of a service. Like I said, security is pretty sweet. You are still about as clever as a retard that can't read or write and is always pissed off because he thinks the other retards in his class are fucking retarded. PLEASE DON'T REPLY SAYING, "WELL ATLEAST HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HE ISN'T THE MOST RETARDEDDDDDD HAHAHAH! SMALL DICK LITTLE MAN BANANA MANGO GRAPE MAN!"

I don't really get this attempt of a joke. I mean I guess I can barely see the raisin-cock joke/analogy, but it is about as weak as a cripple with leukemia and the brain of lenor.

PLEASE INSERT 2 COINS TO CONTINUE. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

:lol Just keep replying to me and let your own stupidity produce the comedy!