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Zomboid May 6th, 2007 06:21 AM

Stephen King's "Cell"
 
Reading this now. Pretty good so far and it really grabs you pretty early.

Grislygus May 6th, 2007 01:45 PM

I got the brand-frickin-new hardcover of this from the local library sale for three dollars :retardedsmilieface

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2007 03:27 PM

I sat down in a library and read this for three hours only to forget to put it in my stack of books to check out.

kahljorn May 7th, 2007 02:23 PM

I never have and possibly never will read a stephen king novel :O

Grislygus May 7th, 2007 02:56 PM

They are very fun, and completely without any scares whatsoever.

kahljorn May 8th, 2007 01:34 PM

what's the point of reading a scary book if you don't get scared? ;o

Grislygus May 8th, 2007 04:28 PM

I'd agree if I could find any genuinely frightening books.

Zomboid May 8th, 2007 09:59 PM

This one isn't scary, it's got a disturbing but slightly cheesy scenario. It's just a fun book about (kind of) zombies.

noob3 May 9th, 2007 11:41 AM

Isn't Eli Roth supposed to make this into a movie? I, like Kahljorn, havn't read a Stephen King book before. I doubt I'll read this, but I do like zombies!

Grislygus May 9th, 2007 01:39 PM

Yeah, He's doing it instead of making 'Thanksgiving' into a movie.

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Zomboid May 9th, 2007 07:30 PM

Thanks.

Grislygus May 9th, 2007 07:49 PM

Hang on, the book never actually reveals the origin of the pulse. The quick blurb about terrorists in the beginning is pretty much the only time it's addressed.

kahljorn May 10th, 2007 01:50 AM

well hp lovecraft sometimes scares me and most of the movies made after lovecrafts work scares me too. Genuine fright for the movies usually movies just shock me if anything hp lovecraft movies actually make me not want to see the next scene because i don't know what's going to happen :(

ScottMacInnis May 10th, 2007 05:24 AM

Cell was a great read, currently reading "Rant" by Chuck Palahniuk, GOD that guy's twisted...

IT was a scary read for me... Then again I was 7...

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2007 12:23 AM

Eli Roth is going to make a two hour movie of cheesy trailers (he wants to), entitled something to the effect of "Pure Trash" or something like it.

It's okay in my book and I'd rather he do it than Cell.

Clockwork May 21st, 2007 01:17 AM

I thought Cell was a terrible book. What was very surprising (to me) was how soon the protagonist discovered the case of the mass zombification. It's around p.14 or some crap.

**OMGSTEPHENKINGSPOILERS**

A lady starts nawin' on a guys ear, and the main character's all "OH MY GOD, she was using a cell prior to scoffing that sweet, delicious cartilage! It's the CELL PHONES, it must be. Of course! It's the only logical explanation."

And King kills off the hot female character around the half way point, leaving the rest of the book a total sausage fest. Which is cool, if you're into that sort of thing. :/

Grislygus May 21st, 2007 10:21 AM

Probably the most pathetic qualifications for being "terrible" that I've seen in a while.

Clockwork May 21st, 2007 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 491372)
Probably the most pathetic qualifications for being "terrible" that I've seen in a while.

Different strokes, dude. I don't generally like Stephen King so I was already expecting it to suck before I'd turned the first page. It wasn't surprising to find that he still can't manage to write a proper ending. The whole thing ran out of steam. But I did try to like Cell 'cos my boyfriend was the one who recommended it to me.

He usually has good taste in books, too. :(

kahljorn May 21st, 2007 02:01 PM

maybe he just understood something you didn't.

Steven King writes some damned deep books so deep that sometimes you can't see into it's murky brown depths.
Only those with the mystical brown eye can understand the true meaning of steven king

Grislygus May 21st, 2007 02:26 PM

Understand? Hell, I'm having trouble understanding why a partially open-ended ending is bad. 'Course, I wasn't already expecting it to suck before I turned the first page, so maybe that's it.


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