:lol

Some dumb asian broad ran a red light and hit my mustang >:>:>:
It bulged the bumper, goddammit, everything's original on it. >:>:>:



At least her car was completely and absolutely totalled, tho

Of course, by "just" I actually mean a few months ago, but I don't think I've gotten around to bitching about it in these parts

High point of my day so far. ;(

CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VIDEO OF YOU SLIDING ACROSS IT'S HOOD?! INTERROBANG!

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

Awright, pub, I can see if I can hook you up wid dat

Except that the right bottom front side is kinda crumpled now >:, awesome factor lost.

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

No you don't. I never met her , but I've heard horror stories.


Literally, horror stories, I have some reliable info that she regularly turned into a werewolf and devoured men's penises

In a bad way :eek

The whole D&D club thing is actually a hilarious story in and of itself, actually

I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

:rolleyes

a vegan baby.

he's already asked once :x

A Jewish vegan activist baby? In Arkansas?

i got hoes in diff area codes :ludacris

Kinky.

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STAY ON TARGET

What happened to the side scroll?

NO EDITING IN THE EDIT ROOM!

I"M DRUNK!

First she makes you move to a shitty country & then she makes you watch shitty movies?

If I didn't share your bad teeth fetish I wouldn't know what you saw in her.

Good. :)

STAY ON TARGET

Oh now you've gone and done it

I can't find my cool pics folder :(

Wait I should've gone with a Cyd Charisse shot


WHAT HAVE I DONE

oh man i wish i had imageready ;__;

I won a medal today in computer literacy because I knew the difference between RAM, ROM, EEPROM, CMOS, and the BIOS.

:lol

I wish I had photoshop because what I keep making in paint looks ugly like yo momma :x

does that mean what you do in paint is dead :x

No matter what program I use it looks like a paint product, it's due to no talent.

lol sry :x

:lol

:lol It's all in the your additional image.

:lol

can you resize it to avatar size :x

p.s. this is my new favorite page :x

This is the last avatar I made for someone else.

"We just two deadly, deadly honey dews."

"But daddy.."

"Shhh, fruit don't talk. Fruit just listens."

:x Squidbillies is probably one of my favorite shows! Fuck yall id care if it's on Adult Swim, fuck yall it's funny. Fuck yall.

:lol the spinning baby made my day

...

While you're at it make the spinning baby spin in Zorak's eyes from Misdemonar's avatar 8]

Each one an opposite direction :eek

[img - page break image.jpg] >:

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make the man say, "My name is Pub Lover, you might know me from the Internet."

noob3 didn't like that the avatar sometimes says COCKS

Which is the only reason I agreed to make it
:)

I don't know how to do any of those things. :(

Also get me a sandwich

dude you suuck ;<

This one is weak, but do you know how many damn frames Missy's avatar has? >:

you should have left the sky and nnot the swirly things :x

:lol

ty :eek

Oh Danny, you're really using it?

I though you were kidding. :(

:lol idk, i like the kimbo avatar ;_;

Total Loli. :eek

Haha ok now make the sandwich spin and we'll call it a day :o

:lol

i'm applying at albertsons right now :eek

If you saved the sandwhich on a seperate layer you could have it spin without fucking with the sky.

This is your Animated Gif Tip of the day.

I could've done with reading that before I started doing this:

Seamless.

:lol

Check this out:

torrifica.blogspot.com

My blog, of sorts.

Costco sells some pretty good frozen taquitos, vermin free. Your blog is racist.

i thought his shirt said speed freak :lol

Thought it was speek freak too.

Back in my day the Donkey was called the "Old-Glory Mule Kick"

I wonder when the time will come when we can sum up the entire '00s decade with one picture.

This is the new I-Mockery Vet Squad handshake

So is that GW and Seven Force then :lol

So a friend of mine who lives in Mississippi now calls the other day to say that he's gonna be in town for the weekend and asks to crash at my place. Then yesterday he calls and says he's bringing two of his friends. Hmm, whatever I say, I can handle three people here. Then 30 mins ago he calls me and says those two friends invited 3 other people. So that's 5 people i've never met that plan on staying at my apt for 3 days. FUCKKKKKK

Sounds like WhiteRat should be getting ready for trip to Mississippi.

DON'T FORGET YOUR HOUSEBREAKING KIT!

Say you've been called in for duty again immediately starting tomorrow morning.

This will let you off the hook for six months too so it's airtight.

Actually, all of these guys are in the Reserves so that yarn won't spin.

I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

"this aint the party zone, get lost"

that's what you should say

I want this conflict situation to end with a comedic misunderstanding and then I want to see it on TV.

That's what I pretty much told him over the phone. The best part is that the 3 additional guys were invited by his 2 other friends. He doesn't even know these guys! I told him to put everybody up in a motel and his response was, "i'll try..."

EDIT: They should be here in less than an hour...SPOOKY TIME

HOW COULD YOU INVITE THREE PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, KRAMA!

GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET

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Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

A new version of Get Smart?

Who would be Agent 99?

Anne Hathaway? Ick.

OH SHIT, THE ROCK IS IN THIS TOO? THIS IS GOING TO BE CRA...

Oh, Bill Murray? Maybe it'll be ok, but still The Fucking Rock?

Terence Stamp means it can go either way. I don't know how to feel.

i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

The politics board was worth reading then.

Also, Guest watching.

I'm standing in the middle of the Wild West feeling all alone. >:

lol whooops i'll be there when these updates are done 8]

whurr you at?