Congratulations T. I learned something new today. Never mind if it's inappropriate, rude, or downright nasty. :|

(That was a compliment.)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=zombie%20walk

definition #4

VOTE IT UP!

Nice. Voted.

You better vote it up Shrub, I made it just for you.

Man, I appear to be late.

Oops.

That's ok, when I get done with you you won't be able to go very far.

S******.


But once I've recovered, its my turn.

WHAT! Why the hell is that beeped?

can't say nigg er.

I already told you, that strap on is not going up my ass.

Then up your nose it is!

I shall have to stretch out my septum hole then.

But blood makes a great lubricant!

Deal, but the dildo has to be Japanese size.

Ok. Wouldn't want to kill you. That would ruin the rest of the manouver.

I'm gonna practice on hookers so that I can turn you into the perfect zombie.

Can I donate to the Tadao's Zombie fundraiser instead?

Should I dress up first, or you gonna tear my clothes for me?

Silly question.

No no, foreplay is everything. The tearing of clothes, the bloody scratches, the carefully placed bruises. Just makes sure you stay out of the sun.

Eeeggghh. Thanks for proving that you & I were never meant to be, Tadao. :hypno

:lol

Hehe, one self loathing day you'll want it. Thank god for you it goes away after a day.

I'm fairly certain that in my state a donkey punch would be pretty lethal, so I'm gonna have to pass.

If youre already dizzy than I won't have to punch you in the back of the head.

:rolleyes

Well done, Rankeri. :rolleyes

Such sweet message board fondling :love