!Dream Interpreter Wanted!
So last night I had this odd dream that I was in my home town walking the streets, and I wasn't feeling too good physically (like my muskulls were sore). Then out of nowhere I split into 3 of me (like that cool movie Multiplicity with batman). I was my normal self, but the other 2 were extremes of my personality or something.
One was a total *ussy and was jus bein a lil bitch all over the place. I didn't know what was his (or my?) problem was with being a lil bitch and so passive. The other was like super mean and aggressive, plus he was like 15 pounds bigger than me. He (me) and I got into a fist fight (because he was being an asshole) and he was beating my ass pretty well. Then outta nowhere I came back like the champ I am and started beating the shit out of him(me). The whole time the pussy was all saying stuff like, "STTTTOOOOOP!!!" Then somehow we all reunited into one entity. Does this mean I'm a homosexual? ONLY LICENSED DREAM INTERPRETERS PLZ |
i'm sorry Matt but you are going to die
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You have an extreme sexual attractive for yourself, both submissive and dominant.
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I don't like you.
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Can you explain this "extreme sexual atrractive for myself?"
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I had a dream a met one of the people stuck in TRON once. They were in the woods. Yeah, good times.
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According to The Interpretation of Dreams by that dood who did coke
TRON symbolizes either being trapped or having a strong love for neon clothes Being in the woods means you like wood, like boners. I'll let you draw your own conclusions. NEXT |
so now your the interpreter?
ok, i had one where my sister was inside a car crusher and i couldn't move and she was like, HEY! HELP?, and i just stared at her. When i told her about it she laughed at me. :( Tuesday is an odd one. |
It sounds like that you might be still unsure who you really are inside. you have a good side and bad side and they both want you. You must choose what to do as this will be crucial if you want to be stable.
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dude i watch all these commercials. you have high blood pressure, high cholesterol and a growing problem. i think you need to take cymbalix or some such shit (i'll watch more commercials tonight and get it right) and something for the prostrate thing. plus don't talk to abe lincoln (he cheats) or the gopher that plays cards.
i'll get back to you and solve this stuff. i just need to wait for the commercial. hang on yo! |
Cymbalta?
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It's just so easy to be bad :(. Life is queer Blue Fox, I'm stumped on yours :(. |
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I have great blood pressure and cholesterol though. Growing problem? huh. I sleep just fine, it's what I dream that isn't fine
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but mayhaps your prostrate is speaking to you. dude you don't want to miss the great basketball shot because you had to wiz, right?
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and it will hit you smack into the dream vector!
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My prostrate is fine, I tickle it all the time.
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well, hell. i have no idea what is going on between your ears. but i'll tell you this. not 6 weeks ago i was dating this russian guy and i had the same dreams as you.
drink heavier and sleep deeper. best i can do. good luck, pal! |
I've been seeing a russian girl :x
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man terra just how f****ing stupid are you
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WHAT, you actually thought i was serious??? shit, fire, howdy doody! what size socks have been shoved up your raw ass??:lol
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Looks like Terra's got your number, WHAT.
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I don't know what scares me more; how much I laughed, or the fact that Goat Cheese was able to actually name that drug.
And Matt, it's pretty obvious that you're either schizophrenic or your brain is rebelling like a teenage emo girl. Or possibly both, but in that case, Quote:
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