you are a fucking blowjob

I like that theory Chojin, so Pub should be back in a few days then.

I know that you're joking, but that actually sounds like it could be true :(

Check out this creepy popup ad with terra in it guys.

They're so alike, it's creepy.

I got a fantastic PM from Fartin'

I recieved a very interesting note from Seven Force just this morning!

Seven Force: Don't watch that Bart the General video when you're fucked up on cough syrup. :-(
Sam: are you fucked up on cough syrup
Seven Force: I tool a lot
Seven Force: took
Seven Force: im going to sleep now
Sam: oh okay

I've just discovered that I'm an Indigo Child.

Was your mom one of the Indigo Girls?

I think the Indigo girls are or were Lesbians :/

Yeah , they're lesbians. They're on that channel for Homos, LOGO.
And no, my mother wasn't an Indigo Girl. She's a fa of them, though. Does that count?

ooh, i hope my nes review gets published!

I'm sick.

With grief?

Your avatar distracts me.

hey guys I'm going good in math!

I got 36/40 on my first assignment :O

It doesn't help that me teacher is a baldy douchebag, he friggin kicked a kid out of the class because he had bloodwork done and was disoriented, the justification was "Don't bring your medical problems to class."

I'm a mere 6 posts away from the big 1500. :sleep

Pub said he's not coming back again :( does anyone keep tabs on hyperbole?

We Will Not Forget :(

:(

This makes me really sad.

Pub Lover sent me an email! :eek

Is was an article for my site since the "updatelessness was taunting him" :(

But he's alive :x

Yeah..I talked to him on KoL,
he never explained WHY he left, though :/

it's because of guitar woman probably

He's suffering from a broken heart :tear

i just ate 5 WAFFLES with syrup and im so stuffed but i need some milk really bad my mouth is dry :x

ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT FROM ALL THE DRUGS YOU TAKE? :rolleyes

Tru dat.

GARRRRFIELDDDDDD!

Apparently it's because he feels unloved here, and has finally succumbed to your daily mockings.


Go, You!


Seriously, that's pretty much what he told me :/

If Pub Lover talks to you then I can completely understand why he has no will to live.

GADZOOKS! WHAT WILL HE SAY NEXT?!

who comes to a place called 'mockery' to feel 'loved'. that's just wrong.

oh man, internet dramas!

Haha, you said "feel loved".

I'm sorry Juttin, but before you can perform your comedy here you have to finish your homework.

Read the following poem and answer each question in a paragraph.

O Captain my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up--for you the flag is flung for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You've fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will;
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done;
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I, with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

1. Who is the Captain, and why is he acting the way he is?
2. What feelings this this poem bring up?
3. When Uncle Jesse went back to high school on Full House what did he believe this poem meant? What did you think this poem meant?
4. Do you believe that playing a video game with Chojin gives you Idiot Immunity?
5. Define the word mournful.

All these metaphors make my head spin. And not in a good way.

1. The protagonist's father
2. None
3. Probably something that had Fonzie in it
4. I don't get the reference :(
5. Mournful-feeling or expressing sorrow or grief; sorrowful

He's referring to RAN, ya looney.

I said paragraphs, eric matthews.

Fuck you, MR. Feeny!


:(

I have a confession.

Don't go gay on me, boy >:

Crap, I forgot my confession. I'll think of it later.

It's about Abe Lincoln, by the way...

Walt Whitman was gay, he had a young man slave...what a badass.

Actually, my English teacher described him as "pansexual", like he could get aroused from absolutely anything. She provided the mental image of walking outside and popping a boner from the wind.

He seems like the type...

Thanks to whoever changed my avatar it's pretty rad

There wasn't a post here on Monday? BLASPHEMY.

here's a post for you, asshole >:

So Pink are you GW or something I mean come on

I'm guessing Pub, trying to ease his way back into the fast times of I-Mockery.

can we get an ip check in here

I just got voted funniest in my class! I'm excited! Too bad nobody likes me here and thinks I'm a turd :(

Psssht, I got voted "Best Hair". Here's the celebratory Yearbook photo.

I won "Best". That's it, just the best: Me.

I'm not past High School. :(

come on esu, we all know GW was really Chojin :rolleyes

Well then, who are you? Or should we play guessing games?

Fuck it. I'm tired and have tests in the morning.

Namaste.

hickman i always thought you were cool :[

i would guess from the angry and rolley eyes that it is indeed spaz/gw.

Why didn't you post in my thread

Why did you block me on aim

WHY DO YOU DENY ME

WHY DID YOU MOLEST ME

whoever it is, it stinks

typical male. Pretends to love us for a few days just to have his way with us then BAM out the back door.

YOU are spaz/gw. shut up.

and I already posted in your thread ;)

You get this party repulsive.

If wit where shit you'd have severe deadly consipation, pink/gw/spaz/whatever

go post in that thread as gw. you're more likeable as her.

but you changed the password, I'll need some help :)

no, i didn't.

The drama!

well, it isnt my account since I'm not Father Spaz.

You probably share the account in some queer little anime loving nerd house.

You know the guy that did the voice of "Davey" from Davey & Goliath? He did the voice of Gumby too?

I know him personally :eek



You could cut the jealousy with a knife in here :picklehat

Is he like your uncle

ohhh thats cool
how do you know him? :X

Did anyone else read :s****** that scientists have observed clouds forming around uranus? :eek :s****** :s****** :s******

http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=4370

:s******

They have :s****** not worked out where they come from yet. :s******

:s******

Metalmilitia watches anime.

Guys I'm sick so don't take your health for granted. >:

I bought Batman: Mask of the Phantasm today. :)

I'm so very happy. Now all I need is Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

Little Nemo, I loved that movie :D

He's got them :s****** lips

Milhouse needs to expound on his celebrity aquaintence claim.

BOB WOZNIAK

Shhh...Guys. I heard that you can blow these things up by telling them a logical paradox.

HUSHUP FATTY

GUYS, I THINK THEY CALL THIS FORSHADOWING :lol

This way back from page 661 I think. :(

hey sam do you and n4b still "go out?" :O

YOU HURTE MY FEELING :(

juttin is so fat, everytime he turns around it's his birthday

YEAH. >:

NO REASON TO BE RUDE, MAN

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOU 2 WERE DOIN AND ALL

I'm not that fat, dude. I weigh too much, yes.
But, I'm not a giant hulking blimp.

FAT JOKE TIME IS OVER. SERIOUSLY.

I thought you said fat jokes didn't get to you.

It's not like there's much room for them to miss him or anything

I can take two or three...but when I start getting gangbanged for being 10-15 LBS overweight, I get defencive >:

Well it sounds like you should be playing defensive something with a build like yours.

Yes, I get asked that by the jocks all the time. I say no, and that's all that they need to call me a fag for not wanting to play
High School Grabass >:

Of course, it has it's pay, as I can find them in the crowded halls and "accidentally" elbow or punch them in the face.

But it wouldnt hurt them because it's so soft and gooshy, right?