hahaha :x

Hey juttin next time you're at a restaurant taking one of those "eat 10 pounds of steak in a hour and it's free" challenges be sure to let me know I'll totally root for you.

Well, I actually have muscle

And, I'm not so good at eating.
I'd eat a LB of it, then I'd get full :(

You would get full.


FULL OF FAT

My stomache would get full

FULL OF FOOD.

Seriously. Couldn't eat it.

You guys are Fat-Racist



:(

You fat :s******

Did you just call me a s'******?


RACIST >:

I sometimes lie awake at night,
thinking of the ways I could just, end all the pain

True statement.

I wish you would, and end everybody's pain.

True Statement.

When I do, I want to bring you to athest-hell with me.

TRUE

FUCKING

STATEMENT.

take a deep breath

lol hey mr. vagiclean, i haven't seen you 'round in a while. :X

you messed up my self set up :{

im sry i can edit that post if you want :[

nahh would've sucked anyways, must've been an intervention, hope you are doing WELL

im doin aight
i think i'm 'bout to make me a hot dog, actually

after seeing that maruchan yakisoba noodles recipe in the food forum, i really want to eat some noodles. i think i might do that tomorrow, i just hope i don't burn them. :(

am about to ask my roommate for his nutri gram cereal bar! and how do you manage to burn noodles?

I eats frosted miniwheats !

Everytime I see that pic of Juttin it reminds me of Arrow X and the pictures of the LAN Party he had with his friends.

The proud pudgy porker has serious homo problems. The sullen expression on it's face says it all.

That's the "Ugh, my mom's gonna get home soon" look.

so guys wuts up? =X

Man, Juttin opened up a big can of worms.

Now the question is does he know how to eat those worms fried?

do your chains hang low?

do it wabble to da flo =X

Id it shinin' in the light?

Stereotypical remark.

Just now I was watching Revenge of the Nerds and one of my extremely drunk housemates came into my room wanting me to film him teabagging another, asleep housemate.

I certainly hope that you never, ever plan on sleeping yourself.

Didja know they're making a remake of Revenge of the Nerds?

I heard that.

I haven't heard that. But, I did hear that one of my friends is gay and she wants me to find her a girlfriend. :O!

I could hook you up with the number for guitar woman's school

My brother and I bought 16.82$ worth of White Castle after drinking at a bar for a few hours. Now I feel fat. That is untill the "food" comes flying out of my ass in about 6 hours...

HEY GUYS! :picklehat

yoooo sup? :D

Sirius just added their premium internet stream to their products and you best believe i bought that shit all up, yo

an extra $3 a month and my shitty free 32kbps internet stream goes up to 128kbps

i'm sure fawn can relate when i say i'm making this face right now- :3

GUYS, MC CHRIS SIGNED MY BOBA FETT ON THURSDAY NIGHT! :)



To me, it's a very cool thing.

i made a million dollars by doing nothing, click here to find out

McChris sounds delicious

Ugh, nevermind I found out for myself.

oh man am i bored

OH MAAAANNNNNN

brb sam i need a cigarette

ill be back in like 5 or so minutes, i sweaar!

hey milhouse
im bored as shit, so i started rereading your articles on your site
they're funny :(

Does anyone want to play Jacks, You know, to alleviate the boredom.

Is that the one where you have to pick up the things (possibly called jacks) for some reason?

Saturday was homecoming and I danced my little heart out it was fun and I had a mink coat of course it was fake but it was super funny because I looked like a pimp guys that's why I won funniest of my class because I do crazy stuff like that plus I got all the ladies haha

Man that does sound really super extremely funny, you sound like a mad and crazy guy who all the cool cats want to hang with. Funniest in the class? Try funniest in the WORLD with a stunt like that.
Oh mercy I think my trousers just blew off in merryment at the whole affair.

I know itsnt it great i dont wanna sound cocky but i am a funny guy ask any of my friends lol

METAL MILITIA IS: THE JOKE ECHOER

The team I was on beat everyone in the quiz-bowl.

I captained a quiz bowl team that got 12th in state, and I came from a school of farmers.

That just brought back memories of Academic Super Bowl which was all bullshit in my school because of nepotism and shit. And those fuckers made the topic the high middle ages after I graduated JUST BECAUSE I WAS GONE THAT YEAR.

I was in quiz bowl once, but I hated it. >:

What I did like was OM/DI [i think its different in different states]

We went to world one year, but I got nervous and started throwing up so we obv didn't win. :(

Did you throw up on the microphone? :x

nu uh i threw up in the hotel bathroom :(

i didn't even make it to the place before i got all nervous :x

oh and guys, Lay's french onion dip with nacho cheese doritos is like the greatest thing ever

I still have an account ;x

;x

Was Alphonse a jerk, I don't remember.

he was cool and lived in my town
but then he became a jerk and went to college and left me with no friends ;<

:picklehat

Ugh, Juttin finally leaves to meet his father in his after life and Zelda get banned and who shows up?

Father Spaz.

I swear they must be all one person, a syndicate of stupads.

Now fatty's back, this is the worse

EDIT EIDT n/m this is new page material!

To lighten the mood here's some Pub Lover correspondence from today.

i talk to pub sometimes on msn

he's a sad fellow :(

He wrote me a new article and I said I was going to put it up over the weekend haha whoops ;)

ahahha

IM TELLING :x

I miss Pub. :(

He was nice.

yeah i liked him
he says people made fun of him
but idk who he's talking about

:(

whoever they are, they're JERKS >:

I'm going back to Japan tonight. I'm going to miss you guys so much, you guys are my best friends and you've been so great to me since i've been back. Thanks for the suprise party, too. I definitely didn't expect to see to see Darva Conger there! I LOVE YOU ALL. :love

WhiteRat when you come back be sure to bring me some pocky kekekeke >_<

I made fun of him too but in a good way and Pub should realize this, unlike Juttin who I make fun of in a bad way because he's really a big disappointment and I don't blame his dad one bit.

yeah, i only joked around with him a couple times, and I think he knew it was in a joking way. :(

either it's somebody being a big jerk, or he just doesn't know how to take jokes. but either way, im with you on the juttin thing. :O

Pub got about as much love from this board as it has to give, which really isn't that much, but that should still count for something! But I was under the impression he made more self-demeaning jokes about being a "crazy shut-in" than anyone made about him.

Maybe I missed something in MockWars.

idk he should come back, though. ;<

and p.s. some people 'round here get a lot of love. :O

I forget who Danny Tatom was :rolleyes It's not like Pub is going anywhere :/ so I will share a short script to give him something to look forward to.

Steve Erwin

Crickey where am I ?

Pub

You're in my bedroom

Steve Erwin

Crickey

Pub

:(

Steve Erwin

:/

im liquidstatik, kay :-x

And I'm pretty.

YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:10 PM): Sorry, Im' told you I drank a little something
YouWantToBeAdam (8:08:16 PM): Or I didn't, well, now I did
BcIsTheGreatest (8:08:36 PM): that first sentence was amazing

did you guys know that lydia from the beetlejuice cartoon and claire from resident evil are both done by the same person

cause i didn't

No way. :eek

That's nuts.

You wouldn't know nuts if you got teabagged by Mr Peanut, dude.

so me and my girlfriend broke up and it sucked
i cried and threw up a lot :(

anyway apparently we're "taking a break"

idk though she says we're going to go out again
she just needs time to fix her problems

idk im sad, guys :(

I saved a worm today. :O

lol i think i found a new girlfriend today

who are you again?

you're the private dick you figure it out

I got my Ubuntu live disk in the mail today!... after I ordered it in June.

But it was free, so I'm not complaining.

what no way :( i hope you're not serious but i bet you are because of the colors :(

WHO WILL DRUM FOR WEIRD AL NOW? :tear