spent most of my days
on the playgrounds of western
philadelphia

i was chillin' out
maxin', relaxin' all cool
playing basketball

a couple of guys
they started making trouble
in my neighborhood

I've seen a lot about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air today.

i got in one fight
mom got scared, said "you're moving
in with your auntie"

whistled for a cab
i saw its license plate "fresh"
and dice in mirror

I can hear my brain cells dying

the cab was quite rare
but i said nah forget it
yo holmes to bel-air

whoops i may have forgotten a part doesnt one version have a bit about being on a plane

If you die more than 15 times in a row in that game doesn't the mighty voice of Thor boom down from the heavens and yell at you for sucking so bad

SHIT

because that's awesome

Eep Op Oop Op OP

I want to kill you

Man, vila really pisses me off. I find her offensive as a human.

POST COUINT FIIIIGHT

HADOUKEN

ill kik ur ass >:

wait i didn't do it in capitals

I've never noticed the reload button at the top :<

ermm...

I'LL PULL YOUR KIDNEYS OUT THROUGH THE HERNIAS I'M ABOUT TO INFLICT UPON YOU WITH MY SPIKY SPIKY FINGERS!

Die thread die!

:'(

I really don't see why the thread should go, unless you feel that it will make new people feel more welcome to post. But really all you would have to do is...
after regestration, have them go to a page that tells them that they should Say hi in the "Hi, I'm new thread" and them jump into "Chat" to get thier feet wet.

if tihs thread goes i want postcounts back

I have made significant progress in the field of SCIENCE to defend this thread.

i will lock to myself to this thread until tibet is free..or something like that ;o

I got to see a cop leap on a man during an arrest today. :D

20 more posts to 666


Now 19

RAH RAH RAH

I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WARAAAAAAR

HEY HEY HEY HEEEEEEY

No wayz

I loled so hard at the first two posts on page 51 of the cowboy song thread by willie ;o

I got "I hope you get a" and then I can't decipher the rest of it

HEY EVERYONE! HOWS IT HANGING!

i hope you get aids homo

I would love to take the last two posts out of context.

it still holds, actually

That's why I wanted to call attention to it, darling.

what a warm fucking welcome

well since you're clearly arrowx you've already BEEN welcomed, thank you

Guys, I think we need to give him a chance. I think we need to give everyone a chance, even the 4chan users! Even the anime fans and the goths and the ravers and everyone! God bless us! Every one!

I wonder when this thread will reach critical mass.

i wonder when SHUT UP >:

i mean please kindly stop

Stop what? ..... wondering? Never!

that was a little unfair, he wasn't really doing anything

i just wanted to be a part of this whole angry thing i'm so sorry ;_;

I'm over my forum change rage now I'm just here to enforce the crumbling laws of the old board. I feel like Dennis Quaid in Dragonheart.

Aren't you circumventing a ban or something?

Why don't we just stick with the 4chan users?

Anonymous, is that you?

We do not forget. We do not forgive.

You guys know I was joking. That was a joke. The part about "God bless us, every one!" is from tiny tim. seriously. I don't like you.

:love

This is like seven force all over again.

Guys? don't lump me in with him.

You identified yourself as one of the "guys" I don't like when referencing 4chan. Don't worry. I was being thorough!

What? Its not like I have cooties.

of all the new guys, I hate Neen the least!

I'm not even going to ignore him!

Edit: to Evil Dead (quick reply isn't fast enough)

Not without my Haz-mat suit, at least.

I actually own one...

Neen seems alright usually, so I'll give him a chance, but every 4chan reference will count as a strike against you in my book!

4chan does get tired and played out, but its like the perversity center of the internet. You can't NOT love it.

oh yes you can. not love it, that is.

Well, besides rampant immaturity, why don't you like it?

it's stupid.

I'm an ex-/v/irgin, and even while I posted there I hated pretty much every board on the site.

The Sonic comic edits still make me laugh, though.


NOTE THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO POST A BUNCH SHUT UP

I'm not going to post a bunch of shit. Especially the majority of anything /b/ related.

I agree its stupid, but its funny. Funny stupid. Like just about every movie put out today.

I would prefer it if 4chan discussion stopped here!

what movies have you been watching

do you live in fucking bollywood

The last movie I saw was I Am Legend.

It was fucking hilarious if you take into account its the second Heston classic butchered.

Why does it matter if I live in Hollywood? You seem awfully hostile, Guitar Woman. Don't like me THAT much?

Maybe he's the target demographic?

Bollywood, faggot

YOU DO KNOW WHAT THAT IS

Nah, if I were the target demographic, I'd be appluading those movies for their SFX.

It film class in highschool, we actually had to go out to a movie once every two weeks and do a critique of it. I guess the habit never really died because I think of all the trash they put out now as funny.

I don't like him because hes new, and hes exactly the kind of person who is shunned due to the fact that when people with the words "evil dead" anywhere in their profile, sig or otherwise are usually unfunny and terrible people.

I hope you break that trend but I learned a long time ago not to hold out hope.

Don't believe in me. Please. I'm not your personal Jesus.

I step out for a few minutes and Evil Dead gets banned..... and Assuredly NOT ArrowX.

I must have missed some serious stuff.

ED posted borderline porn and i'm on my work laptop, and at least 2 people immediately reported him. At the same time the same admin noticed arrowx was circumventing his ban, so he was banned again.

guys did you know that 4chan has their own message board?

banage pow! but anyway i happen to love bollywood. thus my avatar.

uh, isn't the site itself a message board of sorts

What an interesting day (for me at least)

yes, that was the joke

so today I was wondering why my mom didn't call me only to find out at 10 PM that schimid had apparently drunk all the battery juice out of my phone while I was sleeping and neglected to let me know

Actually, I've never been in 4chan. I haven't heard great things, so I never bothered.

I hold 4chan personally responsible for how retarded online gaming has become.

Nothing is more pathetic than someone actually speaking trite internet-isms.

Like saying LOL. Not actually laughing out loud, but saying the letters.

It's why I never go to the mall anymore.

online it's mostly "for the win" and "lulz" and "pwned" and shit like that

I think "el oh el" is BENEATH some of the bigger internet dorks.

uh, actually, 4chan is full of elitist fuckers who hate that kind of thing

If they're saying stuff like "lulz" it's in reference to the site's appearance on Fox news.

If you want to see an example of 4chan's online gaming influence, go download the Mudkipz mod for HL2. It's actually pretty funny.

I used to jokingly say PWN in halo as POON to make fun of people.

a friend of mine did that for years before i ever caught on to what he was doing, needless to say we are not friends anymore

i used to say wtf as 'whutufu' when i played socom 2

I orginally thought FTW meant Fuck The World......

not a great story, I admit.

Same here! Until after I just read this post...

I guess it's just the punk in me that remebers when FTW accually meant something meaningfull :(

I thought it was some kind of perversion of wtf

I was in GameStop last week and there was a pair of walking stereotypes standing at the counter. The male of the pair was cultivating an impressively pubic neckbeard and had that sort of overweight, greasy build that can only come from years of daily doses of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. He took it upon himself to speak a 4chan meme in literally every sentence and was especially fond of saying the word "Fwee" in a high-pitched voice. He also managed to somehow pronounce "Orly?" phonetically. His apparent girlfriend was even bigger than he was, and had the standard pear shape, in that her ass was mercifully only slightly less wide than the door. They both were talking exasperatedly about WoW raids. I'm usually a pretty restrained person, but I came very close to telling the fellow to his face to shut the fuck up.