If I was a woman I would totally not care if people on the internet suggested that I was a dude. I certainly would not post pictures of my body as some sort of proof.

Unless they posted a picture of their dick first, you know, just to prove that they really are dudes.

So far I only believe Seven Force. :x

MM is just getting on my nerves. i don't get the whole "accuse females of being males" joke, but maybe i missed something that happened earlier.

p.s. -- i'm having fun on here :) i missed being in a forum, the last one i was in got shut down a while back and i was so sad *sniffle*

:x

Should I post a picture of my adorable whiskery face to prove I'm a cat?

Uh yeah I pretended to be a chick for a while and the forums exploded when my secret was revealed

that's the joke

i got that part LOL. whatevers, people can accuse me of having all the penis in the world, but i'm a chick.

Why do you care so much about of a bunch of anonymous people calling you a dude or not?

This is just the break in the case we've been waiting for.

that's a good question. sometimes i get very defensive. need to stop that.

i do, however, care about you asking me for nudes from my myspace. don't you know the internet was MADE for porn? you can see free tits anywhere. good luck with that.

wait what

was he actually doing that? :lol

I'm being a guy. Sue me.


Besides, you suggested it in Loveline anyway.

However, I do concede to your point about the internet being for porn.

yes sir. i posted earlier to check my myspace if you don't believe that i'm a chick, and obviously he did because he came back and PM'd me to tell me my page is private. he said he wanted to see if i had nudes. i said no, and he didn't like that. so, obvs he's a perv.

The internet was made to ensure a decentralised communication network in the event of nuclear war.

Uh, I'm a guy, too, I don't go around asking to see the lady parts of girls I know almost nothing about

That is RUDE

I'm rude.

i'll admit, i do post pics that are slightly revealing (like the one i posted earlier), but it is in no way a nude pic, and i only do it cause i rarely find pics that i like of myself. but when a guy just asks for them, i always have to wonder why........not getting any in real life? total mutant unable to communicate with women in person? just a general perv?? who knows.

SEVEN FORCE'S COCK! :eek

All of the above.

so i see.

A moments silence for seven force's cock please.

it's not very big.

damn that must have been some amazing cock if we're giving a moment of silence.

I'm mostly just here to have fun. I don't really expect you to show me naked pictures of yourself. If you did, it'd be cool. You should understand half of what I say is total bullshit though.

Quite the opposite. ;(

But it's really creepy & not funny. :(

A total Seven Force's Cock moment.

lol gotcha.

I like creepy...

:)

you know, it's times like this when i really wish i could have been on this forum longer, so i wouldn't feel left out.

*pouts*

I'M GOING TO TOAST SPAGHETTI

Just act like you do. They can't tell the difference.

Toasted spaghetti would be hard... :(

Can't say I saw that one coming.

Fair enough, I'm glad you understand the rules now. As for the flame war between you and GW or whoever, it's over now, and everybody should resume their photo posting in this thread.

Hey, I made chocolate spaghetti, so anything is possible. :O

did you use that awesome thing i always see on late night TV infomercials!??!?! the dessert pasta maker thingy?!?!? I WANT IT NOW!!!! you can make ice cream spaghetti. bad ass.

Did you pour caramel on it :P

he didn't say caramel spaghetti, idiot

:lol I meant hard as in crunchy.

BUT if you were to pour caramel on said chocolate spaghetti, it would be scrumptious.

Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

shit i forgot about that!!!! nice.

Ever notice that Seth isn't around when you need him? Not because we do right now, but I mean really...

No. Whenever I've ever needed him he's always been there needing me right back. We have a great codependent relationship.

awww

No one seems to know how to Perv properly anymore. Fucking slackers.

you do. you're a non-offensive perv :)

It's an art. ;(
What we have is pretty good too, buddy. ;)
Did... Did you just get off from a Ban? :eek

Pub, Pratchett is writing childrens books. The MacFeegle are in some of them. Matbe this character is from there.

I read Wyrd Sisters when I was seven, apart from the trees being called bastards which made me giggle alot, I don't see why it wasn't a perfectly ok childrens book.
I'd apply that to the rest of the series too.

It's hardly heavy on adult themes.

Children today, they don't know they're born. :pipepuff

Yeah, I think Granny Weatherwax is teaching a little girl about life a long with the MacFeegle. I asked my friend if it was toned down for children, and she said no. Which is good because kids need a good kick in the ass by Granny.

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

that was a good one! i never had the balls to try it.

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

yes, but i meant that in, the um, not literal sense. balls in the sense of courage. you know what i mean. i gotta stop drinking now.

Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

i think i good portion don't have any literal ones, either.

and i ain't talkin' bout the chicks.

*rimshot*

Mmmm I love rimshots!

Two drums and a cymble fall of a building

*Ba dum chi*

....

Sorry, that was uncalled for

Hey guys i got a new computer, ITS ALL WIDESCREEN AND STUFF :O

who the hell are you

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

ok rog that sounds great

what!

i just mean when people are all like o rly i'm from jersey too we should hook up <3 <3 tee hee ohhh i don't know how big is ur penis etc.

So far this rule only applies to dirtyxblondexsxexvegan and ED

Perfect plan. It's what I always wanted to happen. :)

you could just make a designated gay ups thread or something

yeah, really, i figured you guys would like the extra fodder

this thread IS the gay ups thread, gw.

I'M LIVING A LIE

Word up

degrading???? hmmm. no. but i don't use one regularly, only on the random occasion. i've heard that girls feel like that, but that's their problem.

lol noone is fondling me, no worries. i would be issuing scrotum kicks faster than you could say "i-mockery forums" if they were.

so i'm thinking we may need a new GB/Loveline moderator, since I definitely don't have time to read these boards in their entirety anymore.

REQUIREMENTS
-1 year i-mock forum experience preferred
-no life
-sense of humor
-common sense
-desire to change peoples' avatars for no good reason

I'll back off, but trust me bud there's no fondling going on over here.

In that case I think Pub should start posting all over the place and we can all take bets on how long it will take for you to move them all here. :eek

Not because Pub's posts are gay but because they all belong here anyway :(

WELL I POSESS ALL OF THOSE UNLESS "SENSE OF HUMOR" ALSO IMPLIES THE ABILITY TO BE MOCKWARS HILARIOUS BUT YOU ALREADY CONDEMNED ME FROM BEING ABLE TO EVEN EDIT MY OWN POSTS SO WHATEVER

When it comes to Loveline, MattJack is the way to go

I got a whole folder of dilbert porn ready to go if GW is made moderator of anything around here

why would it matter

in a little less than a few days these forums have been made ridiculously stupid to the point where I have half the active population on my ignore list, it's not like we're defending some sacred tradition anymore

I had sex once. True story. In the back of my car.


You ever try getting it on in the back of a Camaro? Its not fun.

Yeah GW would fit the bill if he was able to be trusted, plus he doesn't like Marathon enough for the job.

I was going to be 'trustworthy and responsible' in there but I don't think anyone that meets this criteria would want the job.

AHEM

To be fair, Marathon'd be easier to like if I didn't spend half my time not knowing where the fuck I was

Based on my astute observations. I agree.

that's why they give you a map

I agree with Sam! He is certainly the go-getter sportsfan we need for this job! :picklehat

The bent tie is a homage to the erect male phallus!
It all makes sense now!
It's not about a man in a cubicle. It's about sexual repression! Not being able to pursue that which pleases him!


Where the hell did you find dilbert porn?

also mattjack doesn't post enough

and that'd be like handing mod over to blueoatmeal

sam doesn't post enough either

I don't know what you guys are AFRAID of, I'd totally carry out secret requests from you guys

I THINK I POST ENOUGH >:

ISN'T IT MORE IMPORTANT THAT I CAN DO THE JOB AND DO IT RIGHT?

Sam on being nominated for forums moderator: "AHEM"

If its out on Steam, I think it'd be safe to assume they just MIGHT have retooled it for their own fucking engine.

i'd rather mod esuohlim and keep it in the family if you know what i mean

I will give a medal to the first man to have sex in a mini cooper successfully.
No midgets though.

SEE IF I GET THE NEXT MARATHON GAME WHEN IT COMES OUT >:

RACISTS

do you even know what steam IS

Why don't you just have a contest for it? Revenge of the Nerds style.

Hmm.

I think I just may be confusing Valve for Steam.

Steams the download client, right?