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What about us dudes?! :eek

Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

He sent me a link to Jonathan Clement being silly about taxes on his webcam on the day the forums were down. So it seems to be an abusive friendship.

The kind I like. ;)

I am confused by your misplaced stereotype! :confused :eek :confused

I did not. :eek

I got fifty-six sheep. :picklehat

Several. :eek

Correct! :) I felt it and excitedly refreshed the civil defence website to see the damage. I came so hard when I saw it had hit a city. :wank

Man, I don't even know how I had the attention span to do this for a whole 25 posts in a row.:sleep

how the bananas is it sept. 9th already :<

no kidding i mean i went down to the local bibles and american flag t shirts r us (i had accidentally put my bible in the wash and spilled bbq sauce on my last shirt) and they were totally sold out in anticipation of this week's big party

guess the fair weather patriots are screwing hard working joes like mysel

Goddamnit both google and imdb changed their shit again

Even if I was still married, homo sex would not be sinful. Ask any Republican Christian. :(

So that is a no then? :(

I guess we could both get trannied up and have lesbian anal licking sessions. That sounds sinful enough. ;) :yum :eek

Hell yes! :wank

or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

These appear to less sexy sins. :|

Unless they lead to pics of you in a thong, K. ;) :orgasm :eek

swim in a pool of smack, overrlord

A pox on your frigging edit key. >:

Beautiful. :tear

I missed you, Sir. :love

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Looking good. I'd take your shot in the mouth. ;) :orgasm :eek

I think I know why! :eek

Almost. ;)

That! That is what I think! :eek

Yes, please. :)

fucking hell

Is that 20th in the world? :eek

I-Mockery Admins and Mods! Olley Olley Oxen Free! Jonathan Clement has a request! :eek

i'll, uh, get right on that

apparently JC was banned, so i unbanned him and took away his edit button.

http://jonathanclement.proboards.com...ead=297&page=3

he has changed so much!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...rum.php?page=5

you know, he's pretty much exactly like chris-chan, if cwc was into anime

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showpost....5&postcount=78 hahahhahaha

ok i see why he wants this deleted now

Hahahaha.

hey he got more problem than an algebra test how bout that

That dude makes me shuddeer

"Not another 9/11" they all said. Well I just checked my calendar and it seems we have one coming up just around the corner. When will they learn?

Whoops I already forgot :x

I'll be burning my copies of the Quran and the Bible this weekend.

i think it's northam only, obv no koreans are involved

That is still incredibly impressive. :eek

That's out of the 360,000 people that bought the game.

Urbandictionary can go to heck. It was kind of useful when it came out to look up obscure slang. It seems what it is now is people trying to come up with funny catch phrases or stupid words and terms no one needs.

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HI

I'm too tired to sleep

I'm freaked out because I just found a spider building a web on one of my baby's dresses. The dress in question had just come out of the laundry and was hung up on a rack, so I'm not sure what sent the spider the message that this was a long-vacated property.

Now I'm in one of those feeling-spiders-all-over-me things.

its ok kitsa it was after your baby and not you

thus, no reason to worry or feel weird :3

MAYBE THE SPIDer WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A FEW LAST MINUTE ALTERATIONS TO THE DRESS

NOIBODY IS EVER GRATEFUL TO SPIDEWRS FOR THEIR HARD AND SELFLESS WORK

That's probably because they're creepy little bastards who like scampering out of sight behind and under things and causing you to be all "goddamn what is that fuckface plotting behind there? No doubt it is something dastardly"

They also walk like fucking creeps, even moreso when you cripple them.

I'm working on an academic theory that they are not animals of this earth, but the remnants of ancient cosmic horrors who have evolved backwards in a last-ditch effort at survival. Also, they have psychic powers that cause nightmares in humans and let them astral-project into the minds of deliriant-abusing psychonauts.

DIDNT YOUR PARENTS TEACH YOU THAT DADDY LONG LEGS ARE YOUR friENDS?

THE ONLY REASON THEY SCAMPER OFF IS BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY DID SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU LIKE ALTER A DRESS, LEAVE A PIECE OF CANDY OR READJUSt A ROOM SO THAT ITS MORE FUNGSHUISH, AND THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE BASHFUL ABOUT BEING SUCH NICE LITTLE PEOPLE.

WOW THERES FOUR SPAMWHORES, ME AND GUITAR WOMAN :O :O

Daddy Long Legs are the worst

ESPECIALLY the massive 6 inchers that serve as motherships for all the other ones

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND REALITY

Hey man when the fucking spiders try to take over you're gonna be crawling back for help

IF I CRAWL THEN I WILL BE ONE WITH THE SPIDERS

Oh my! Those are the worst!


I've got one in my garden that killed the neighbours dog and ate it. It's as big as a television and I can't mow the area that it inhabits so the grass is out of order.

don'y take zhukov on in a spider horror story; you will not win.

So I'm going to start hitting them in the neck.

I thought your last name was Oadat. Anyway, the first one is okay, then the one about the actual Zombie walk is okay. The rest will be hit in the neck.

If I could rate down the entire site in general I would.

Oadat is Tadao backwards you dork. I'm not giving out my last name.

Nice Tadao. I think I had the top definition for Evil Dead I made like 6 years ago or something.
e:... yep.

I thought Oadat was your last name and that Tadao was your last name backwards because you weren't giving out your first name. :rolleyes

looks like you got faced, then, bitch

MODED

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Gave you a thumbs up ;)

Tadao is my middle name.

Apparently no one goes by their real name here then. I feel like I'm in a spy ring.

Tadao IS my real name

Asian Spy Ring.

Then you shouldn't make it so easy to find out. :eek

I sent Tadao a postcard once and he just wanted it sent to Tadao.

Ahahaha, oh shit, mutant Tasmanian spiders. I'm staying the hell away from your hemisphere

I think only you caught me up. I would expect nothing less from you though. But Kitsa has my mailing address. :eek

That was for promotional purposes only.

Sounds about right. :lol

Hint, last name starts with a G. :rolleyes

You're Vietnamese?

I went to a greek restuarant the other day. The custodian is kind an old timer and he was walking by saying "Goolllllly". Kids nowadays don't remember Gomer Pyle huh? I was like "Yeah, USMC. Started on Andy Griffith." He was like "Oh wow, you must be about 40 years old then to remember that." I said "No, I'm only 25, I used to watch a lot a reruns."

He was like "Oh, I just thought by your hairline. SHAZAM!"

>:

GODZILLA?

I BET HIS LAST NAME IS GRATEFUL

That is my last name.

OOOOH. TOPHAT ROBOT SAILBOAT.

This is like when Grislygus was like "I AM NEVER GIVING OUT MY REAL NAME" and then dropped clues for an additional 40 posts until it was figured out

That's Chinese for "Mr. Bun Bun"

I should have got a bigger laugh.

HIS LAST NAME IS AOKI AND HIS FIRST NAME IS STEVE.

I don't get to play because I know. :tear

But when you get his last name, you get his first name too, because that is just how the internet is.

Oh hey, I just found his address. #stalker4lyfe