Ok I'm done no more revising this crap..

is that phsyco mantis in your avatar ninja..

SEX

oh yus, he looks old-school angry, ya'll

Not just your ordinary sanitary napkin, ladies.

KOTEX FITS PERIOD

Somebody start up the mad libs, again. Those sure were the days. :/

those were the days if you were a fan of unfunny madlibs >:

FUCK YOU, BRAINY >:

This thread is like my adopted baby.

I took it away from it's dope fiend parents.

Gave it love & attention.

But then my I found it in bed with my homosexual life partner.

Oh The Betrayal!

In my rage I raped & abused it.

But soon I realised what I had done.

I called the child protection agency, & I confessed my crimes.

A nice man came & took it away.

The nice man took it to a safe place, away from any abusive people.

But now I see that it was taken back from there by a known pervert & crossdresser.

All the abuse has started again.

My poor baby. If only I was a stronger man, & could resist the temptation, & not abuse you thus.

My Poor, Poor Baby.

I just had an arguement with an American.
My initial standpoint was that the US media is overly censored & bias.
That soon degraded to a petty volley of 'Your country is stinky!'

It's getting too easy to win uch arguments.

FIX YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY! >: