all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.

but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money.

Womti, shut up.

@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money?

like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.

when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked!

also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops!

Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.

never!

WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!

Let THEM worry about it bro!

wait what? haha

:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.

I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"

FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.

DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS

NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.

Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.

It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.

Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(

Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps

hahaha awesome

also gross, virgins

give me a gal with experience

I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.

Got started early on my Walter White costume

You gonna wear the heisenhat?

Silly Rongi, that's for February!

Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.

:lol